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Best trash pizza
Dominos 5%  5%  [ 2 ]
Papa John's 10%  10%  [ 4 ]
Little Ceasars 5%  5%  [ 2 ]
Sarpinos 5%  5%  [ 2 ]
Papa Murphy's 2%  2%  [ 1 ]
Sbarro 12%  12%  [ 5 ]
Marco's Pizza 2%  2%  [ 1 ]
Chuck E Cheese 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
CiCi's 5%  5%  [ 2 ]
Jet's 12%  12%  [ 5 ]
Mod 5%  5%  [ 2 ]
Tombstone 20%  20%  [ 8 ]
Jack's 12%  12%  [ 5 ]
Store Brand Frozen 2%  2%  [ 1 ]
DiGorno 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Other 2%  2%  [ 1 ]
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We need separate polls for frozen.

All the choices are frozen.

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Jack's pizza with extra cheese out of a bag. Microwave for 5 minutes and it's done.

God god. Theres no taste or texture to a microwaved frozen pizza. Tastes like a wet sponge. Spend the extra 5 minutes to throw it in the oven.

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We can't include Papa John's.....I think it's trash, but many regard it as acceptable. It's also priced as "acceptable".

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Idk if it happened after the racist incident with Papa John a couple years ago, but I feel like PJ’s upgraded their ingredients.

I used to not like it, but it is acceptable now.

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We need separate polls for frozen.

All the choices are frozen.

You may select 2 options

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Jet's is decent.

Mod shouldnt even be on there. Their pizza is solid. Custom toppings baked in a brick oven? C'mon man!

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 Post subject: Re: Trash Pizza Rankings
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Here in the CBus metro area, and frankly all of Ohio, I have yet to find a good pizza place. Haven’t visited them all, especially the past 9 months, but Ohio does not know good pizza. They seem to love pepperoni - which isn’t a bad thing, but the big chain, Donato’s, is trash of the lowest order - their specialty is fully covering their thin-crust pizza with pepperoni to the point of that is all you see.

A lot of the chains/indies in Ohio have also apparently inherited a really bad habit from fucking St. Louis: using provolone (or “proval” :roll: ) instead of mozzarella. Provolone, or any combination with it, should never come within a continent of any pizza.

Many of these places also grind up their meat toppings and sprinkle it on to the point of not being able to taste them. Oh, and they like to cut their thin crust into strips as well.

The Ohio indies that DO come close always miss big time in one aspect - either the toppings, crust, or sauce are the one thing that ruins the rest of the pizza depending where you go, plus their prices are ridiculous.

My main trash go-to from the list would be Marco’s, but we don’t have one within 15 minutes, so even though I voted for Marco’s, and Jet’s would be my runner-up, the next best we have is Dominos - sad, I know, but frankly they are the best bang-for-buck within 10 miles of here, plus their stuffed cheesy bread is pretty damn fantastic, and the local store is about a two-minute drive.

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GoldenJet wrote:
Jet's is decent.

Mod shouldnt even be on there. Their pizza is solid. Custom toppings baked in a brick oven? C'mon man!


Agree on MOD and add Blaze as well.

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GoldenJet wrote:
Jet's is decent.

Mod shouldnt even be on there. Their pizza is solid. Custom toppings baked in a brick oven? C'mon man!


Mod is good...I was aiming at fast food and frozen options, though.

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MOD is awful. Nothing about it tastes fresh.

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MOD is awful. Nothing tastes fresh.


I've only been to the Gurnee one...like twice. It was decent for the money, and they had beer.

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Minooka Meatball wrote:
Here in the CBus metro area, and frankly all of Ohio, I have yet to find a good pizza place. Haven’t visited them all, especially the past 9 months, but Ohio does not know good pizza. They seem to love pepperoni - which isn’t a bad thing, but the big chain, Donato’s, is trash of the lowest order - their specialty is fully covering their thin-crust pizza with pepperoni to the point of that is all you see.

A lot of the chains/indies in Ohio have also apparently inherited a really bad habit from fucking St. Louis: using provolone (or “proval” :roll: ) instead of mozzarella. Provolone, or any combination with it, should never come within a continent of any pizza.

Many of these places also grind up their meat toppings and sprinkle it on to the point of not being able to taste them. Oh, and they like to cut their thin crust into strips as well.

The Ohio indies that DO come close always miss big time in one aspect - either the toppings, crust, or sauce are the one thing that ruins the rest of the pizza depending where you go, plus their prices are ridiculous.

My main trash go-to from the list would be Marco’s, but we don’t have one within 15 minutes, so even though I voted for Marco’s, and Jet’s would be my runner-up, the next best we have is Dominos - sad, I know, but frankly they are the best bang-for-buck within 10 miles of here, plus their stuffed cheesy bread is pretty damn fantastic, and the local store is about a two-minute drive.

This is like an essay on why you shouldn't move to shitty areas like Atlanta, Dallas, Raleigh and (insert whatever small city) people are fleeing to.

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MOD is nothing special.

I can make pizza at home as good as that.


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Minooka Meatball wrote:
Here in the CBus metro area, and frankly all of Ohio, I have yet to find a good pizza place. Haven’t visited them all, especially the past 9 months, but Ohio does not know good pizza. They seem to love pepperoni - which isn’t a bad thing, but the big chain, Donato’s, is trash of the lowest order - their specialty is fully covering their thin-crust pizza with pepperoni to the point of that is all you see.

A lot of the chains/indies in Ohio have also apparently inherited a really bad habit from fucking St. Louis: using provolone (or “proval” :roll: ) instead of mozzarella. Provolone, or any combination with it, should never come within a continent of any pizza.

Many of these places also grind up their meat toppings and sprinkle it on to the point of not being able to taste them. Oh, and they like to cut their thin crust into strips as well.

The Ohio indies that DO come close always miss big time in one aspect - either the toppings, crust, or sauce are the one thing that ruins the rest of the pizza depending where you go, plus their prices are ridiculous.

My main trash go-to from the list would be Marco’s, but we don’t have one within 15 minutes, so even though I voted for Marco’s, and Jet’s would be my runner-up, the next best we have is Dominos - sad, I know, but frankly they are the best bang-for-buck within 10 miles of here, plus their stuffed cheesy bread is pretty damn fantastic, and the local store is about a two-minute drive.

Yeah either the spinach and feta, or jalapeño and bacon is a very good side from domino’s.

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Crick Ramp wrote:
MOD is nothing special.

I can make pizza at home as good as that.


Of course you can. So can anybody.

Fuck off.

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GoldenJet wrote:
Crick Ramp wrote:
MOD is nothing special.

I can make pizza at home as good as that.


Of course you can. So can anybody.

Fuck off.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

It’s the time of giving thanks.

Why so angry?


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MOD is awful. Nothing tastes fresh.


I've only been to the Gurnee one...like twice. It was decent for the money, and they had beer.


I've been to the VH one. It was good.

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Crick Ramp wrote:
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Crick Ramp wrote:
MOD is nothing special.

I can make pizza at home as good as that.


Of course you can. So can anybody.

Fuck off.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

It’s the time of giving thanks.

Why so angry?


There was no anger.

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I did sense a little hostility Jet.

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GoldenJet wrote:
Crick Ramp wrote:
GoldenJet wrote:
Crick Ramp wrote:
MOD is nothing special.

I can make pizza at home as good as that.


Of course you can. So can anybody.

Fuck off.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

It’s the time of giving thanks.

Why so angry?


There was no anger.


My bad. I interpreted “fuck off” in the traditional sense.

I will fall on the sword just for these next few days.

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Crick Ramp wrote:
MOD is nothing special.

I can make pizza at home as good as that.


it's pizza made in 5 minutes, it tastes as good as that can. it shouldnt be on the list though imo


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GoldenJet wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
Furious Styles wrote:
MOD is awful. Nothing tastes fresh.


I've only been to the Gurnee one...like twice. It was decent for the money, and they had beer.


I've been to the VH one. It was good.


There was another one that was in a similar vein to Mod, but for the life of me I can't remember the name of it. There was one on the Glenview/Northbrook border off the tollway at Willow that I ate at a couple of times...it wasn't bad, but I guess it was super mismanaged because they shut down in the middle of the night.

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Mod's sells a dessert called "No Name Cake" which is literally a Ding Dong they have removed form the box and wrapped in foil.

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Jack's pizza with extra cheese out of a bag. Microwave for 5 minutes and it's done.

God god. Theres no taste or texture to a microwaved frozen pizza. Tastes like a wet sponge. Spend the extra 5 minutes to throw it in the oven.


It tastes the same and I prefer mushy to crispy.


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Jack's pizza with extra cheese out of a bag. Microwave for 5 minutes and it's done.

God god. Theres no taste or texture to a microwaved frozen pizza. Tastes like a wet sponge. Spend the extra 5 minutes to throw it in the oven.


It tastes the same and I prefer mushy to crispy.

Ban yourself.

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This is like an essay on why you shouldn't move to shitty areas like Atlanta, Dallas, Raleigh and (insert whatever small city) people are fleeing to.

Yup.

I lived in Indianapolis for 3 years and it took almost that long to find a decent place. All the mom & pop places were bad, nothing like a Chicago neighborhood joint. Found some sports bar that was like a 15 minute drive.

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KDdidit wrote:
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Jack's pizza with extra cheese out of a bag. Microwave for 5 minutes and it's done.

God god. Theres no taste or texture to a microwaved frozen pizza. Tastes like a wet sponge. Spend the extra 5 minutes to throw it in the oven.


It tastes the same and I prefer mushy to crispy.


This explains so much.

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sjboyd0137 wrote:
GoldenJet wrote:
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Furious Styles wrote:
MOD is awful. Nothing tastes fresh.


I've only been to the Gurnee one...like twice. It was decent for the money, and they had beer.


I've been to the VH one. It was good.


There was another one that was in a similar vein to Mod, but for the life of me I can't remember the name of it. There was one on the Glenview/Northbrook border off the tollway at Willow that I ate at a couple of times...it wasn't bad, but I guess it was super mismanaged because they shut down in the middle of the night.

It had "pie" in the name and it was bad. Like microwavable pizza.

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Furious Styles wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
GoldenJet wrote:
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MOD is awful. Nothing tastes fresh.


I've only been to the Gurnee one...like twice. It was decent for the money, and they had beer.


I've been to the VH one. It was good.


There was another one that was in a similar vein to Mod, but for the life of me I can't remember the name of it. There was one on the Glenview/Northbrook border off the tollway at Willow that I ate at a couple of times...it wasn't bad, but I guess it was super mismanaged because they shut down in the middle of the night.

It had "pie" in the name and it was bad. Like microwavable pizza.


It wasn't as bad as microwavable pizza...nothing is worse than that.

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