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Best trash pizza

Dominos	5%	[ 2 ]
Papa John's	10%	[ 4 ]
Little Ceasars	5%	[ 2 ]
Sarpinos	5%	[ 2 ]
Papa Murphy's	2%	[ 1 ]
Sbarro	12%	[ 5 ]
Marco's Pizza	2%	[ 1 ]
Chuck E Cheese	0%	[ 0 ]
CiCi's	5%	[ 2 ]
Jet's	12%	[ 5 ]
Mod	5%	[ 2 ]
Tombstone	20%	[ 8 ]
Jack's	12%	[ 5 ]
Store Brand Frozen	2%	[ 1 ]
DiGorno	0%	[ 0 ]
Other	2%	[ 1 ]

Total votes : 41

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The Man

Post subject: Re: Trash Pizza Rankings

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:22 pm

Joined: Mon May 14, 2018 6:47 am
Posts: 1208
pizza_Place: Bennys

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Furious Styles wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

GoldenJet wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Furious Styles wrote:

MOD is awful. Nothing tastes fresh.

I've only been to the Gurnee one...like twice. It was decent for the money, and they had beer.

I've been to the VH one. It was good.

There was another one that was in a similar vein to Mod, but for the life of me I can't remember the name of it. There was one on the Glenview/Northbrook border off the tollway at Willow that I ate at a couple of times...it wasn't bad, but I guess it was super mismanaged because they shut down in the middle of the night.

It had "pie" in the name and it was bad. Like microwavable pizza.

It wasn't as bad as microwavable pizza...nothing is worse than that.

Except microwaving pizza that isnt supposed to be microwaved.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Trash Pizza Rankings

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:23 pm

Joined: Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:24 am
Posts: 38635
Location: RST Video
pizza_Place: Bill's Pizza - Mundelein

The Man wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

It wasn't as bad as microwavable pizza...nothing is worse than that.

Except microwaving pizza that isnt supposed to be microwaved.

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: Trash Pizza Rankings

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:30 pm

Joined: Tue Jun 27, 2006 11:28 am
Posts: 23837
Location: Boofoo Zoo
pizza_Place: Chuck E Cheese

You know what else is good? Lucky Charms with egg nog instead of milk.

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: Trash Pizza Rankings

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:32 pm

Joined: Tue Jun 27, 2006 11:28 am
Posts: 23837
Location: Boofoo Zoo
pizza_Place: Chuck E Cheese

If you give a shit about how it tastes you aren’t buying 2/$5 Jacks pizzas.

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Minooka Meatball

Post subject: Re: Trash Pizza Rankings

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:34 pm

Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:17 pm
Posts: 8011
pizza_Place: Rosati's

Furious Styles wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

GoldenJet wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Furious Styles wrote:

MOD is awful. Nothing tastes fresh.

I've only been to the Gurnee one...like twice. It was decent for the money, and they had beer.

I've been to the VH one. It was good.

It had "pie" in the name and it was bad. Like microwavable pizza.

I think you’re referring to Pie Five (or Pie 5), which is now a memory. I never went to one.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Trash Pizza Rankings

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:36 pm

Joined: Wed Nov 01, 2006 1:10 pm
Posts: 32067
pizza_Place: Milano's

the Daym Drops review of the Papa Johns Shaqaroni is pretty funny

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Minooka Meatball

Post subject: Re: Trash Pizza Rankings

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:37 pm

Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:17 pm
Posts: 8011
pizza_Place: Rosati's

Douchebag wrote:

Minooka Meatball wrote:

Here in the CBus metro area, and frankly all of Ohio, I have yet to find a good pizza place. Haven’t visited them all, especially the past 9 months, but Ohio does not know good pizza. They seem to love pepperoni - which isn’t a bad thing, but the big chain, Donato’s, is trash of the lowest order - their specialty is fully covering their thin-crust pizza with pepperoni to the point of that is all you see.

A lot of the chains/indies in Ohio have also apparently inherited a really bad habit from fucking St. Louis: using provolone (or “proval” :roll:

) instead of mozzarella. Provolone, or any combination with it, should never come within a continent of any pizza.

Many of these places also grind up their meat toppings and sprinkle it on to the point of not being able to taste them. Oh, and they like to cut their thin crust into strips as well.

The Ohio indies that DO come close always miss big time in one aspect - either the toppings, crust, or sauce are the one thing that ruins the rest of the pizza depending where you go, plus their prices are ridiculous.

My main trash go-to from the list would be Marco’s, but we don’t have one within 15 minutes, so even though I voted for Marco’s, and Jet’s would be my runner-up, the next best we have is Dominos - sad, I know, but frankly they are the best bang-for-buck within 10 miles of here, plus their stuffed cheesy bread is pretty damn fantastic, and the local store is about a two-minute drive.

This is like an essay on why you shouldn't move to shitty areas like Atlanta, Dallas, Raleigh and (insert whatever small city) people are fleeing to.

Small price to pay for the major net positive, plus I can always get some good stuff on one of my many visits back.

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hnd

Post subject: Re: Trash Pizza Rankings

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:37 pm

Joined: Wed Nov 06, 2013 2:25 pm
Posts: 4272
pizza_Place: pizza and subs

Jbi11s wrote:

I just can’t get into Detroit style pizza.

I see more and more of it at the grocery stores nowadays.

the style leaked into western NY. a place down the street from my grandparents house perfected it. so for me its more nostalgic than anything. but with that brand, i do the pequods method and sprinkle a little mozz between the crust and the little baking thing it comes in. pretty much amazing.

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Jaw Breaker

Post subject: Re: Trash Pizza Rankings

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:38 pm

Joined: Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:40 pm
Posts: 16483
pizza_Place: Boni Vino

hnd wrote:

i do the pequods method and sprinkle a little mozz between the crust and the little baking thing it comes in. pretty much amazing.

Mozz or parm? I've heard of it both ways.

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hnd

Post subject: Re: Trash Pizza Rankings

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:40 pm

Joined: Wed Nov 06, 2013 2:25 pm
Posts: 4272
pizza_Place: pizza and subs

mozz is what i do....or cheddar if we don't have it, it dont' matter as long as its burnt on there, i'm good. i may try some parm.

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hnd

Post subject: Re: Trash Pizza Rankings

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:41 pm

Joined: Wed Nov 06, 2013 2:25 pm
Posts: 4272
pizza_Place: pizza and subs

I call jacks pizza Menards pizza. i'm always chucking a few into the buggy with screws and lightbulbs and caulk and shims or what not. at 2.50 (2.23 after 11% rebate) its a great deal.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Trash Pizza Rankings

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:44 pm

Joined: Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:24 am
Posts: 38635
Location: RST Video
pizza_Place: Bill's Pizza - Mundelein

KDdidit wrote:

If you give a shit about how it tastes you aren’t buying 2/$5 Jacks pizzas.

Throw a little garlic and onion powder on there...much better.

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: Trash Pizza Rankings

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 2:51 pm

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Joined: Fri May 13, 2005 4:47 pm
Posts: 28634
Location: computer
pizza_Place: Salerno's

Domino's...no question.

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NWsider4-3-3

Post subject: Re: Trash Pizza Rankings

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 3:02 pm

Joined: Sat Oct 03, 2020 8:41 am
Posts: 3392
pizza_Place: Hoagie's Pub

KDdidit wrote:

If you give a shit about how it tastes you aren’t buying 2/$5 Jacks pizzas.

add some garlic salt or powder, spread canned mushrooms on it....the $2.50 jack's pepperoni pizza punches well above it's weight.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Trash Pizza Rankings

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 3:34 pm

Joined: Wed Nov 01, 2006 1:10 pm
Posts: 32067
pizza_Place: Milano's

NWsider4-3-3 wrote:

KDdidit wrote:

If you give a shit about how it tastes you aren’t buying 2/$5 Jacks pizzas.

add some garlic salt or powder, spread canned mushrooms on it....the $2.50 jack's pepperoni pizza punches well above it's weight.

garlic powder and canned mushrooms make it better ?

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Peoria Matt

Post subject: Re: Trash Pizza Rankings

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 3:45 pm

Joined: Sat Apr 30, 2005 4:54 am
Posts: 22704
pizza_Place: A few...

Casey's down here in hooterville has good pizza.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Trash Pizza Rankings

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 3:46 pm

Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm
Posts: 43569

Peoria Matt wrote:

Casey's down here in hooterville has good pizza.

I read this week that they bought out Bucky's. Maybe non-trash gas station pizza will become a thing up in the civilized world.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Trash Pizza Rankings

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 3:51 pm

Joined: Thu Jun 22, 2006 6:46 pm
Posts: 33813
pizza_Place: Gioacchino's

NWsider4-3-3 wrote:

add some garlic salt or powder, spread canned mushrooms on it....the $2.50 jack's pepperoni pizza punches well above it's weight.

I like canned mushrooms on my pizza sometimes. Fresh ones dry out too much unless you sauté them first. But if a place has fresh mushrooms I more confident that their other ingredients are fresh too. This is why we don't get mushrooms on pizza too often.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Trash Pizza Rankings

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 4:05 pm

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Joined: Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:17 pm
Posts: 102657
pizza_Place: Vito & Nick's

Aldi take n bake is way better than any frozen job.

Jack's isnt bad for a late night snack.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Trash Pizza Rankings

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 4:08 pm

Joined: Wed Nov 01, 2006 1:10 pm
Posts: 32067
pizza_Place: Milano's

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S&T setups

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Trash Pizza Rankings

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 4:24 pm

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Posts: 102657
pizza_Place: Vito & Nick's

Bagels wrote:

President Elect Panthro wrote:

S&T setups

Fraud Pizza!!!!!!!

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stlmax

Post subject: Re: Trash Pizza Rankings

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 4:25 pm

Joined: Tue Dec 27, 2016 9:57 am
Posts: 244
pizza_Place: Little Caesars

sjboyd0137 wrote:

KDdidit wrote:

If you give a shit about how it tastes you aren’t buying 2/$5 Jacks pizzas.

Throw a little garlic and onion powder on there...much better.

Plus some oregano and basil right out of the oven.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Trash Pizza Rankings

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 4:27 pm

Joined: Wed Nov 01, 2006 1:10 pm
Posts: 32067
pizza_Place: Milano's

if you add some extra cheese, some good quality pepperoni, some oregano and basil...this shit pizza isn't so bad !

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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: Trash Pizza Rankings

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 4:43 pm

Joined: Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:15 pm
Posts: 11485
pizza_Place: Dino's

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Aldi take n bake is way better than any frozen job.

Bagels wake n bake is even better.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Trash Pizza Rankings

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 4:52 pm

Joined: Wed Nov 01, 2006 1:10 pm
Posts: 32067
pizza_Place: Milano's

Furious Styles wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Aldi take n bake is way better than any frozen job.

Bagels wake n bake is even better.

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Zippy-The-Pinhead

Post subject: Re: Trash Pizza Rankings

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 4:53 pm

Joined: Mon Oct 03, 2005 1:04 pm
Posts: 13253
Location: God's country
pizza_Place: Gem City

Minooka Meatball wrote:

Gotta disagree. Provel is fantastic. I’m not saying I’d use it all the time but it’s a nice change of pace if you go cracker-thin (STL) style crust.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Trash Pizza Rankings

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 5:08 pm

Joined: Thu Jun 22, 2006 6:46 pm
Posts: 33813
pizza_Place: Gioacchino's

Douchebag wrote:

This is like an essay on why you shouldn't move to shitty areas like Atlanta, Dallas, Raleigh and (insert whatever small city) people are fleeing to.

Pizza is not a good enough reason to wear a mask while working out, pay thru the nose for just about everything, and seeming never having a normal restaurant experience again. I'm going to guess good Mexican places would replace pizza in Dallas, seafood in Raleigh, and southern food in Atlanta.

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OscarTangoEcho

Post subject: Re: Trash Pizza Rankings

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 5:15 pm

Joined: Fri Nov 02, 2018 12:02 pm
Posts: 2190
Location: What are you, my mother?
pizza_Place: D'Agostino's

In my feckless youth of college, I would purchase a Tombstone pizza, crack it in half, and produce my meals for the next two days thus giving me more money to buy really cheap bad beer. And yet somehow it worked.

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The Man

Post subject: Re: Trash Pizza Rankings

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 5:35 pm

Joined: Mon May 14, 2018 6:47 am
Posts: 1208
pizza_Place: Bennys

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Aldi take n bake is way better than any frozen job.

Jack's isnt bad for a late night snack.

4.99 for a 16” cheese is a great deal. I usually cook at little higher temp to crisp the crust up.
It’s almost as good as the Dominic’s take and bake used to be. The wife and I would live it up on a Friday back in the day. Take and bake pizza and a bottle of wine for under $10.

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Drunk Squirrel

Post subject: Re: Trash Pizza Rankings

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 6:58 pm

Joined: Wed Sep 07, 2016 3:07 pm
Posts: 7929
Location: A large oak tree.
pizza_Place: Nowhere

Peoria Matt wrote:

Casey's down here in hooterville has good pizza.

Casey’s is alright with me. Beats a lot of the alternatives.

When I moved out to Bozeman it was culture shock on pizza. I swear even the garbage pizza at the chains was worse think we ended up settling for a garlic cheese bread from one of the local pizza places as the pizza sauces just were terrible. Had a boutique pizza place open when we were out there thst did the bake your own they would sell in grocery stores. Thst was about the “best” pizza option out there. God father’s was a train wreck on a cardboard crust.

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