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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

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The Daily Show is absolute dogshit

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Pretty sure she was also talking to GD.

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Wow, that b!tch is pissed. Remind me to NEVER use the abbey as an escape

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

I’ve been there! Beautiful pictures. Had a pork chop with a green peppercorn sauce right by there, one of the best things I’ve ever eaten.

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Gotchershu!

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Love me some Calvin and Hobbes. Our orthodontist had all the collection books in his lobby, so I spent many hours waiting for kids getting their braces adjusted, getting mal-adjusted with some C/H classics.

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Then why is Alex Berenson mocked? A true intellectual welcomes the scientific method. We are not seeing a lot of that lately in a lot of areas.

Is anyone following the dad/beans twitter thread? Guy tweets about his daughter wanting beans. Guy tells daughter to open up can herself. Daughter has never used can opener. Six hours later, daughter opens can. Success.

Dad, who cohosts a podcast with Ken Jennings, is subsequently cancelled and deletes his twitter account for problematic tweets from 5-7 years ago.

#HellSite

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His name is John Roderick, and every she/her in sight wants his/he head on a platter.

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As tweets go, they don't seem great.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

It wasn’t until a few years ago when I saw a nature special of pelicans eating young seabirds that were still flightless that I found out they didn’t just eat fish. Nasty birds but still chuckle when I see them fly over the farm. Never make sense to me to see them so far inland or so far north.

I ran the Green Bay Marathon a few years ago; in May. Had to stop on a bridge and watch what seemed like hundreds of pelicans in the river. I had no clue their habitat includes Wisconsin.

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

I took a field ornithology class (let’s be honest, bird watching for biology credit) in Montana over my first summer out there. It was then that I learned the white pelican was an inland nester and were expanding their nesting range allying the Missouri and Mississippi River drainages. Moving up the Illinois too. Still looks odd when I see them.

Can't say as I've ever seen a pelican in Illinois.

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.and it's apparently a Pulte!

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Billionaires know quality construction and elite design. The poor, like Chus, cannot fathom giving the best its due. Instead they root for trash like the Detroit Lions.

“Other Palm Beach houses built by Pulte’s company include a lakeside house at 1330 S. Ocean Blvd., which sold furnished for $31.59 million in April 2017, with Moens representing the seller and broker Linda Gary of Linda A. Gary Real Estate acting for the buyer. The Pulte-built house next door at 1340 S. Ocean Blvd. sold in July 2018 for $32.496 million. Moens had the listing, and agents Dana Koch and Paulette Koch of the Corcoran Group handled the buyer’s side.”

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Peak Danny

He seems to get these women who look good from a quick first glance. When you take a longer look you notice they look like factory seconds. Still, better than Parkins should ever get. Way to rock the t shirt and jeans on a first date. I'm sure you slayed it

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I call them 50 footers but I like your description better