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tommy

Post subject: Re: Funniest posts

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2019 8:30 pm

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viewtopic.php?f=47&t=107531&hilit#p2758343

This one never fails to get me laughing.

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whistler

Post subject: Re: Funniest posts

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2020 1:52 am

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veganfan shuts down Caller Bob with this beauty:

veganfan21 wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

Assuming the Bulls did have the cap space, it's pretty crazy fans wouldn't want AD on the Bulls. You guys must not follow the NBA.

To think this is possible is to not be aware of Bulls free agent history.

Who said no:

Tim Duncan
Grant Hill
T-Mac
LeBron
Wade
Bosh
Kobe (via trade)

Who said yes:

Ben Wallace :lol:

Carlos Boozer :lol:

Ron Mercer :lol:

Based on the above trends - and the fact that the GM is one of the most disliked and incompetent executives in the league - the Bulls are well positioned to strike a mega deal with Serge Ibaka once he hits the market.

christ!

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Bully Hendry would have signed Harper for 2.5 Billion over 30 years

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whistler

Post subject: Re: Funniest posts

Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2020 2:00 am

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it just makes me laugh everytime:

Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

Darkside wrote:

You ever get the feeling that this guy is trying to get enough information about you to get thru your three forgotten password security questions?

Like I said, Keeping Score vibe...

He also always posts in the middle of the night. Maybe he lives in Ukraine.

imagine me, in Ukraine, mixing it up with a bunch of strangers on here for fun :lol:

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rogers park bryan wrote:

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Nardi

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Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2020 12:20 pm

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Good deflection, Dmytri.

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whistler

Post subject: Re: Funniest posts

Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2020 1:59 am

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the good dolphin, on what makes Dave Revsine a sexy guy:

good dolphin wrote:

dude is a tripod

Les has proven that women can overlook poverty and bad hygiene if you are packing a horse cock

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Bully Hendry would have signed Harper for 2.5 Billion over 30 years

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whistler

Post subject: Re: Funniest posts

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 12:31 am

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RFDC wrote:

Let's get back to the main idea of this thread. She is doing a good job, but can some one get her some hemmed pants. And what is the deal with bowling shoes at this moment?

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Bully Hendry would have signed Harper for 2.5 Billion over 30 years

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whistler

Post subject: Re: Funniest posts

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 9:05 pm

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Caller Bob, as I'm tryin' to make sense of the historical Super Bowl broadcasters and netowrks:

Caller Bob wrote:

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Bully Hendry would have signed Harper for 2.5 Billion over 30 years

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The Hawk

Post subject: Re: Funniest posts

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 11:52 am

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whistler wrote:

RFDC wrote:

Let's get back to the main idea of this thread. She is doing a good job, but can some one get her some hemmed pants. And what is the deal with bowling shoes at this moment?

They interviewed her on the Today show and she said that "TRUMP WAS WONG" about the CAWONA virus ". Poor thing.

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Nas

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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 12:07 pm

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Interesting... Especially considering that she speaks well.

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Caller Bob

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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 12:14 pm

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Nas wrote:

Interesting... Especially considering that she speaks well.

I think Hawk is confusing her and Mike Francesca.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Funniest posts

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 4:30 pm

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whistler wrote:

RFDC wrote:

Let's get back to the main idea of this thread. She is doing a good job, but can some one get her some hemmed pants. And what is the deal with bowling shoes at this moment?

She's like the reverse Michael Scott

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whistler

Post subject: Re: Funniest posts

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2020 10:29 pm

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After Pritzker extended lockdown for another month (May):

Douchebag wrote:

whistler wrote:

terrible.

This hardly did anything. It would be fine if it was for 2 weeks. And then after that you open up Central and Southern IL.

But now somebody in Effingham has to put up with this bullshit for another month.

u ever fuck a cow in effingham with a mask on?

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Bully Hendry would have signed Harper for 2.5 Billion over 30 years

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whistler

Post subject: Re: Funniest posts

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2020 10:30 pm

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Don Tiny, while watching Pritzker press brief where 3 white male scientists spoke:

Don Tiny wrote:

Is this a press conference or a Benetton ad?

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Bully Hendry would have signed Harper for 2.5 Billion over 30 years

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whistler

Post subject: Re: Funniest posts

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2020 7:52 pm

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A week later, this post still makes me laugh. :lol:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

I saw this guy on TV every night for three months ordering citizens around like a king. Suddenly criminals have seized Chicago and he's nowhere to be found.

...

...

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Bully Hendry would have signed Harper for 2.5 Billion over 30 years

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whistler

Post subject: Re: Funniest posts

Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2020 1:38 am

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This still makes me laugh :lol:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Nas wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

Trump
Fucked up in February/March big time, but China deserves the majority of blame here.

You sure about the bolded part? The same media pimping that narrative are responsible for the Bernie Blackout and the Reade attack as well as hiring NatSec Establishment figures to lie to us. Here are the facts. Make up your own mind.

Every fucking day you come here sitting in your ivory tower screaming that the sky is falling, trying to create a fire or fanning flames when it comes to anything an elected Democrat says or does. Now you're coming here and trying to convince us that the president didn't actually do exactly what we know he did. What a fucking joke! We have tweets and video proof of his fence riding and incompetence.

Shut the fuck up. You don't know a single thing about me. Ivory tower. Shove that up your ass. I couldn't give a shit about your tired ass politics. Keep worrying about getting Joe Biden elected as the country falls apart.

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Bully Hendry would have signed Harper for 2.5 Billion over 30 years

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whistler

Post subject: Re: Funniest posts

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2020 1:41 am

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I just noticed this gem. :lol:

Fuck IMU!!!

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

IMU wrote:

You two are pretty fucked up to allow / tolerate / justify these posts. You're failing to live up to whatever God or morals that guide you.

You're pretty fucked up to expect us to babysit a message board that is frequented by shitheads like you.

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Bully Hendry would have signed Harper for 2.5 Billion over 30 years

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whistler

Post subject: Re: Funniest posts

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2020 1:53 am

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This fuckin had me on the floor laughing, in the Bursh with Fame board!:

crayphish wrote:

I knockedd Rex grossman over in la siesta during camp [Thread title]

We went to eat at la siesta in Kankakee one year during training camp and low and behold Grossman Was there getting his taco on. So he gets up just before I do and we collide mid aisle and grossman falls back toward his seat. I’m completely rattled and apologetic and some semi drunk guy next to us goes, man it ain’t good that he knocked you down that easy, to which everyone but Rex had a good lol about. :oops:

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Bully Hendry would have signed Harper for 2.5 Billion over 30 years

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whistler

Post subject: Re: Funniest posts

Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2020 1:17 am

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Whitey Ford died. Very sad. R.I.P.

But Hawg Ass managed to turn in a gem out of nowhere:

Hawg Ass wrote:

badrogue17 wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Criminally underrated by virtue of pitching for the Yankees. Lower ERA and better winning percentage than Gibson.

Slow , tiny and whitey.

What is a New England Patriots receiver?

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Bully Hendry would have signed Harper for 2.5 Billion over 30 years

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The Man

Post subject: Re: Funniest posts

Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2020 1:00 pm

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badrogue response on Jeff Bridges having cancer. I have gone back to reread just for a chuckle.

badrogue17 wrote:

Peoria Matt wrote:

That sucks. He's a great actor.

I think this is for real though.

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Mulli is Howard Stern in his prime compared to Haugh.

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whistler

Post subject: Re: Funniest posts

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2021 1:15 am

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JORR delivering again:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Brick wrote:

Nardi wrote:

Brick wrote:

Nardi wrote:

Correct, you are a germaphobe, but it's not new. There were chicken pox parties in the 60s.

People did a lot of poorly thought out things in the 1960s too.

That's fine. Myself, I'm happy for every virus I obtained and beat as a child. From age 18-45, I can count on one hand the colds/flu that I obtained. Never babied my kids either. Jumped into that ball pit face first. Sick kids, feverish kids, snotty kids everywhere. They now also never get sick. So, confirmation bias? Think what you want, you're going to anyway.

That's a strange rant. It also seems to misunderstand what a "strong" immune system actually is.

However, I believe you are actually a person who doesn't think the flu shot is "effective" yet here you are acting like your kid licking the snot of another kid somehow prepared them for a lifetime of not having colds.

It's really not. Obsessive hand-washing and trying to avoid every germ is a disaster for the immune system.

I eat a lot of beef. Ride my bike like a madman. Get a lot of sunshine and fresh air. And fuck like demon. I've never had the flu in my life.

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Rod

Post subject: Re: Funniest posts

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2021 7:15 am

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The Man wrote:

badrogue response on Jeff Bridges having cancer. I have gone back to reread just for a chuckle.

badrogue17 wrote:

Peoria Matt wrote:

That sucks. He's a great actor.

I think this is for real though.

I missed the original post.

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Tall Midget

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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2021 9:56 am

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

The Man wrote:

badrogue response on Jeff Bridges having cancer. I have gone back to reread just for a chuckle.

badrogue17 wrote:

Peoria Matt wrote:

That sucks. He's a great actor.

I think this is for real though.

I missed the original post.

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billypootons

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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2021 10:10 am

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what happened to whistle's "have you ever fucked a" posts? got les horny?

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whistler

Post subject: Re: Funniest posts

Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2021 2:16 am

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From the extending the lockdown until May thread:

Douchebag wrote:

whistler wrote:

u ever fuck a cow in effingham with a mask on?

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a retard

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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2021 11:44 am

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Tall Midget wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

The Man wrote:

badrogue response on Jeff Bridges having cancer. I have gone back to reread just for a chuckle.

badrogue17 wrote:

Peoria Matt wrote:

That sucks. He's a great actor.

I think this is for real though.

I missed the original post.

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whistler

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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2021 1:51 am

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Regarding cancelin' Giangreco, pittmike steals the show:

pittmike wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

He's not getting fired because of this. He's getting fired because he has 18 months left on a contract and they want to move on from a high paid 70 year old sports anchor. This is just there out to pay a little less on the severance.

I would love to be “in trouble” and sit on my as close to 70 for 18 months at a prorated multimillion contract.

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whistler

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Posted: Wed May 19, 2021 1:37 am

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Ever dialed 222-2222 ??

CDOM wrote:

You know what I trust more than calling 222-2222

- A Shawk in my hawttub
- A hungry grizzley behr with a steak in my pawket.

Funny thing, as I was typing that, a commercial for them came on the radio...

He also practices out in Nevada too. I guess they're now doing deaths from testosterone replacement or some shit from the commercial I saw.

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whistler

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Posted: Sun May 30, 2021 2:42 am

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Dispodsal of an old workin' fridge?

Darkside wrote:

I find that old refrigerators are great for target practice.

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whistler

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Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2021 12:13 am

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Still funny a few weeks later.

Somebody asked which state you would move to if you could.

denisdman wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Somewhere with a good water supply. The west is FUCKED in that regard.

The Village of Bedford Park, Illinois.

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whistler

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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2021 2:13 am

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Weeks later, I'm still laughin' my ass off at this:

From the Are You Vaccinated thread:

Drunk Squirrel wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

Got the reptile DNA injection.

And the COVID vaccine.

The fact that I grew back my left hand after it was cut off was a nice side effect.

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