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I got into a pretty heated yelling match with Ken Patterson. He was over a decade removed from being a pro athlete but I guess he counts. John Rocker chewed my ass because I didn't jump to attention and spot him when he was at the squat rack. He did not appreciate it when I told him all he had to do was ask.

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shakes will be here soon to tell us his great weight loss journey after being called a fatty by a player



Rickey Fucking Henderson!!! Owe my life to him.

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rogers park bryan wrote:
RFDC wrote:
shakes will be here soon to tell us his great weight loss journey after being called a fatty by a player

A player?

It was Rickey fuckin Henderson

I love that story!


lol that's so funny you called him Rickey Fuckin Henderson. I didn't read your post before I replied to RFDC and also referred to Rickey that way.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
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shakes will be here soon to tell us his great weight loss journey after being called a fatty by a player
I'd rather hear the banging Brittney Payton story again.



It was Brittney's friend, but it was in Brittney's bed.

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I played against him and with him many years in little league and high school. Thought he was a prick.

Takes one to know one


Wow, you are on a roll. You sound like a third grader.

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Furious Styles wrote:
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I played against him and with him many years in little league and high school. Thought he was a prick.

Takes one to know one


Wow, you are on a roll. You sound like a third grader.

Takes one to know one.

:lol:

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I played against him and with him many years in little league and high school. Thought he was a prick.

Takes one to know one


Wow, you are on a roll. You sound like a third grader.

Takes one to know one.


Furious having a bad day today - batting 0 for 10 in the last 10 posts. :(
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You're bringing me up in another thread out of the blue. :lol:

Freak.

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shakes wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
RFDC wrote:
shakes will be here soon to tell us his great weight loss journey after being called a fatty by a player

A player?

It was Rickey fuckin Henderson

I love that story!


lol that's so funny you called him Rickey Fuckin Henderson. I didn't read your post before I replied to RFDC and also referred to Rickey that way.


We always called him that too. The guy who had him in my fantasy league used to write his name in as "R.F. Henderson".

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sounds like Von Miller's girlfriend had a skirmish with a pro athlete.
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Deacon Blues wrote:
shakes wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
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shakes will be here soon to tell us his great weight loss journey after being called a fatty by a player
I'd rather hear the banging Brittney Payton story again.



It was Brittney's friend, but it was in Brittney's bed.


Did you pull out and mess up the sheets? Or are you a facial man?

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
shakes wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
RFDC wrote:
shakes will be here soon to tell us his great weight loss journey after being called a fatty by a player

A player?

It was Rickey fuckin Henderson

I love that story!


lol that's so funny you called him Rickey Fuckin Henderson. I didn't read your post before I replied to RFDC and also referred to Rickey that way.


We always called him that too. The guy who had him in my fantasy league used to write his name in as "R.F. Henderson".

Wait! You've been playing fantasy sports since the early nineties or earlier?

NERD!!! :lol:

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Regular Reader wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
shakes wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
RFDC wrote:
shakes will be here soon to tell us his great weight loss journey after being called a fatty by a player

A player?

It was Rickey fuckin Henderson

I love that story!


lol that's so funny you called him Rickey Fuckin Henderson. I didn't read your post before I replied to RFDC and also referred to Rickey that way.


We always called him that too. The guy who had him in my fantasy league used to write his name in as "R.F. Henderson".

Wait! You've been playing fantasy sports since the early nineties or earlier?

NERD!!! :lol:

They called it Roto back then.

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Many heated moments on the soccer pitch with Shawn Ryan, creator of The Shield. We all hated those Keith Country Day private school fucks.

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Franky T wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
shakes wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
RFDC wrote:
shakes will be here soon to tell us his great weight loss journey after being called a fatty by a player

A player?

It was Rickey fuckin Henderson

I love that story!


lol that's so funny you called him Rickey Fuckin Henderson. I didn't read your post before I replied to RFDC and also referred to Rickey that way.


We always called him that too. The guy who had him in my fantasy league used to write his name in as "R.F. Henderson".

Wait! You've been playing fantasy sports since the early nineties or earlier?

NERD!!! :lol:

They called it Roto back then.


I'm pretty sure our league is the oldest continuous fantasy league in existence. Okrent and the Rotisserie guys get the credit for "inventing" the concept, but we were playing at the same time they were. Our rules are not Rotisserie rules. They're very specific and arcane.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1E2W ... sp=sharing

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I used to see the Bears' O-line out on Thursday nights. Turns out I was chatting up a local milf who one of the fellas had his sights on. It got a little tense...discretion being the better part of valor, I stepped aside. It did make me think less of a certain, very well known Bears central figure.

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I used to see the Bears' O-line out on Thursday nights. Turns out I was chatting up a local milf who one of the fellas had his sights on. It got a little tense...discretion being the better part of valor, I stepped aside. It did make me think less of a certain, very well known Bears central figure.



I'm gonna guess it wasn't Tom Thayer. :lol:

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