I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

If this system maintains the amount of moisture it had as it came thru Southern MO you guys are going to get hammered by snow. We had over 2 inches of rain this morning and it came down in buckets. Our front yard looks like a pond.

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

Actually, RFDC, the storm that hit you is going to miss Chicago. We are getting the 2nd wave.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

Bath day for the kids?

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

I haven’t looked at forecast but my phone tells me I’m in a 24 hour winter storm warning starting at noon and towns are announcing the dreaded Snow Emergency rules. Either means they’ll be right and we will be buried or I’ll get a skiff of snow on my truck hood.

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

That rear seat sure looks capable of giving your passenger the Randy Salerno launch angle.

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

Actually, RFDC, the storm that hit you is going to miss Chicago. We are getting the 2nd wave.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

That rear seat sure looks capable of giving your passenger the Randy Salerno launch angle.

That rear seat sure looks capable of giving your passenger the Randy Salerno launch angle.

In-person school for Tuesday has already been cancelled. These weather people have too much power! They're still doing it virtually, so what's the point even.

Description
...WINTER STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM 4 PM THIS AFTERNOON TO 5 PM CST TUESDAY...

WHAT...Steady snow and difficult travel conditions expected. Total snow accumulations of 4 to 8 inches are expected with locally higher totals east of I-355. Lake Effect snow enhancement may lead to totals over 8 inches in locales nearest to Lake Michigan in central and northern Cook County. Northeast winds gusting as high as 40 mph will lead to blowing snow and periods of very low visibility, especially along the immediate Lake Michigan shore.

WHERE...Portions of northeast Illinois.

WHEN...From 4 PM today to 5 PM CST Tuesday.

IMPACTS...Travel will become difficult. Hazardous conditions are likely to impact the Monday evening and Tuesday morning commutes.

ADDITIONAL DETAILS...Some power outages are possible due to the combined effects of the wet, heavy snow and gusty winds. Freezing rain and freezing drizzle may mix in with the snow at times, mainly tonight for locations south of I-88.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

That rear seat sure looks capable of giving your passenger the Randy Salerno launch angle.

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

In-person school for Tuesday has already been cancelled. These weather people have too much power! They're still doing it virtually, so what's the point even.

Strange timing to do this the week after the inauguration.

I forgot about that story. Wanna a ride?

My buttocks are sublime.

Wait, Are you a lumberjack?