There's really no words.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/bloke-penis-held-ransom-hackers-23412940

Bloke has his penis held to ransom by hackers who took control of digital chastity belt

Qiui, the company which makes the Cellmate cage, says it believes that a true chastity experience is one that 'does not allow the wearer to have any control over'

Sam Summers had been wearing a Qiui Cellmate chastity cage, which connects to the internet, when he received a strange message on the product's app on his phone.

Someone said they had taken control of the chastity belt and that they wanted around $1,000 (£729) in Bitcoin to give him back control of the device.

"Initially, I thought it was my partner doing that. It sounds silly, but I got a bit excited by it," Sam Summers told VICE.

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What kind of a dick would do that ?

Matt LaFluer?

These hackers had some balls to pull this off.

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-- source

Usually they just hold it for fun.

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

Talk about robbing the peter to pay paul

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What kind of gabardines do you have to wear to hide THAT thing under? I mean, it would fall right off and slide down my pant leg, but if you were hung enough that it fit, you would look like you had a Stormtrooper in your pants! Not even cargo shorts would cover that up...

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

I accidentally read that as Gene Hackman

Held it for ransom?
I'd have held it for free.

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