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PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 9:43 am 
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I have not heard any of Mike North's show in almost a year now and today for some reaosn my Radio is oN the Score in my Cubicle area, and he is complaining about not having enough money for BILLBOARDS....God damn they Need BillBoards, Thats the Problem!

Fred chimed in with his Wisdom about ho0w hard it is to get a new listener!

Well I will agree with Fred, thus may not have been such a great idea to dump on so many of your old listeners?

P.S. Still a terrible show, all 10 minutes of Mike North bitching about not having enough money from NY for Billboards

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Typical Pappy. Blame everything and everybody but himself. Pappy your station ran ads for your crappy CD on every show and every update for a couple months. I've seen TV commercials for your show. Some how MJH rose to number 1 without the help of a billboard. Everyone knows where 670 is on the dial. I'm sure thousands of Chicago people have sampled your show and then decided never to come back.

Use the 1.7 million your company pays you to buy your own billboard if you think it is so important. I love it when a guy who makes that much with little production blames management for being cheap. What an ass hole.


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Billboards huh? I was under the impression the problems were, A)going to an all-topics format B)abandoning your loyal fan base C)hiring a sports-retarded ex-traffic reporter and making her your sidekick D)bringing in a producer from WGN who apparently has Eddie Schwartz's rolodex, and E)rounding out your staff with a lumpy lap dog, a brainless bimbo, and yes-men who are terrified of saying anything critical about the show. I guess I was wrong. Thanks for clearing it up Pappy.

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Lets list some billboard suggestions. I've got a few.


THE MIKE NORTH SHOW- WHERE .33 IS GREATER THEN .8

WEEKDAYS 6 TO 10



THE MIKE NORTH SHOW- WE TALK SPORTS UNLESS WE'RE ARGUING ABOUT CEREAL

WEEKDAYS 6 TO 10


THE MIKE NORTH SHOW- IF A BLACK GUY DOES IT DEN IT'S OK

WEEKDAYS 6 TO 10


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THE MIKE NORTH SHOW- IF A BLACK GUY DOES IT DEN IT'S OK

WEEKDAYS 6 TO 10



SOLID :D :D :D :D

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MIKE NORTH MORNING SHOW-- NO TOPIC IS TOO BANAL!

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MIKE NORTH MORNING SHOW-- FALSE PRIDE & PREJUDICE

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The MIKE NORTH MOURNING SHOW- UNRELIABLY CHICAGO


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THE MIKE NORTH SHOW- IT'S NOT MY FAULT

THE MIKE NORTH SHOW- IT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAY. IT'S HOW LOUD YOU SAY IT

THE MIKE NORTH SHOW- IF IT'S A NON STORY I'LL TALK IT TO DEATH


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THE MIKE NORTH SHOW- I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME SLOTS

THE MIKE NORTH SHOW- I BANGED BE BE LAST NIGHT

THE MIKE NORTH SHOW- 4 HOURS OF MOUTH BREATHING STUPIDITY


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THE MIKE NORTH SHOW -- If you don't listen and we find out, 2 guys named Vinnie and Toenail Tommy will beat the s**t out of you.

or

THE MIKE NORTH SHOW -- What are you, stupid?
What a coincidence, so am I!

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That is classic! Would love to see more tomorrow night when I get back to the bat cave.!

Beardown just exemplified more creativity than I have heard from North's show in a Long long long time.

The reason si simple. Callers, Emails, Faxes, provide real humor that can't be matched.

Not Callers that Buch and Rock put on hold and told them what to say - 2 an hour

Not Emails that are a day old and Bebe has previewed. It's Email. It's Instant! You Should INSTANTLY read them.

Faxes. Does anyone Fax comments anymore?

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THE MIKE NORTH SHOW- I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME SLOTS

THE MIKE NORTH SHOW- I BANGED BE BE LAST NIGHT

THE MIKE NORTH SHOW- 4 HOURS OF MOUTH BREATHING STUPIDITY


THE MIKE NORTH SHOW - I ain't no racist, I know EBev!

THE MIKE NORTH SHOW - Now with less flim flam

THE MIKE NORTH SHOW - Free meals = Free mentions on the show

THE MIKE NORTH SHOW - "What"

THE MIKE NORTH SHOW - Misogynistic, ignorant, racist radio since 1992

THE MIKE NORTH SHOW - Grammar and HS diplomas optional

THE MIKE NORTH SHOW - The financial black hole of WSCR

THE MIKE NORTH SHOW - Ignorance welcomed here

THE MIKE NORTH SHOW - Endorsed by Tom Tunney (that cornholer!)


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All of these billboards must have a picture with that big, opened mouth, bloated faced picture of Pappy on the left hand side ofcourse. That image in mind should make all of these suggestions even more funny.


THE MIKE NORTH SHOW- IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A BIG MONEY LONG TERM CONTRACT.

THE MIKE NORTH SHOW- LISTEN OR DON'T LISTEN I'LL STILL BE HERE.

THE MIKE NORTH SHOW- LOOK AT ME JIGS...WEEEEEEEE

THE MIKE NORTH SHOW- IF THIS BILLBOARD DOESN'T WORK I'LL BLAME LACK OF BUMPER STICKERS

THE MIKE NORTH SHOW- SLIP ME A FIFTY AND I'LL PLUG YOUR BAR


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THE MIKE NORTH SHOW- LOOK MOM...NO TALENT

THE MIKE NORTH SHOW- THIS BILLBOARD'S FOR SALE. 1/10000th OF THE PROCEEDS GO TO SAVING DOGS.

THE MIKE NORTH SHOW- BUY MY CD, BUY PAPPY PANTS, BUY PAPPY SAUCE...OH YEAH LISTEN TO THE SHOW


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BUY PAPPY SAUCE


Nice.


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(This one should be up at the Viagra Triangle on the side of the building adjacent to the Corner Bakery. Features Pappy with a bigass smile, making jerking motion, dressed in a silk guido shirt.)

Mike Nort Mornin' Shoh - Your Over the Hill Goombah Mornin' Headquarters.

(At the bottom right corner: Picture of a Viagra, or other "can't get it up" pill and a pharmaceutical company logo)

Hey, Score sales staff, if you sell this idea, I'll be on your sorry ass suing for my cut.

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THE MIKE NORTH MORNING SHOW-- Now More Popular Than Static!

THE MIKE NORTH MORNING SHOW-- Caucasian Man of the People

THE MIKE NORTH MORNING SHOW-- Remember da Stockyards? Our show's like dat 'cept we butcher da English langwidge!

THE MIKE NORTH MORNING SHOW-- Pappy's Crappy

The MIKE NORTH MORNING SHOW-- We Talk Sports (Because we don't have a clue about anything else)

THE MIKE NORTH MORNING SHOW-- I Used to Matter

THE MIKE NORTH MORNING SHOW-- Taking the Work and Class out of the Working Class

THE MIKE NORTH MORNING SHOW-- Faking Authenticity for 15 Years

THE MIKE NORTH MORNING SHOW-- I'd Be #1 if it weren't for the Blacks and Jews


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THE MIKE NORTH MORNING SHOW- SERIOUS SPORTS TALK!

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NICE!

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Poor Ronald can't hold a candle to the three other clowns in this picture. It's pretty bad when Ronny Mac is the LEAST scariest person in a picture. Nice face Pappy. Take some fucking Ex-Lax already, and pass that log.

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wow.....Anne looks....odd.

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That is what I have been saying since the inception of the show.

That's a man, man!


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Ronnie Mac has less make up on than Anne.


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And the irony of all of this is the fact that below most billboards around Chicago, you'll find the words "Viacom" (or Clear Channel).

Mike North's employer (Viacom) doesn't even want to give him any 'free publicity'.

Viacom Outdoor is the premier outdoor advertising company in North America with significant outdoor advertising properties in all of the nation's top 100 markets.

100,000 billboards owned across America... but notta one for Pappy in Chicago


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A simple billboard counting down the time remaining on North's contract down to the hundreth of seconds would suffice.


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[quote="MartyD"]A simple billboard counting down the time remaining on North's contract down to the hundreth of seconds would suffice.[/quote]

"How far away is July?" says the makeup man for Anne as he asks Ronald McDonald for makeup tips.


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THE MIKE NORTH MORNING SHOW- Se Habla Deportes

THE MIKE NORTH MORNING SHOW- $1,700,000.00/year = 1.6% share

THE MIKE NORTH MORNING SHOW- Better then having a REAL job


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MIKE NORTH MORNING SHOW- LISTEN....OR I'LL HAVE TO START PAYING FOR SHIT


MIKE NORTH MORNING SHOW- YOU'LL ACTUALLY FEEL YOUR BRAIN CELLS DYING


MIKE NORTH MORNING SHOW- IF IT WERE ANY DUMBER, IT WOULD HAVE ITS OWN OLYMPICS

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I blew a snot on my monitor I laughed so hard at that

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