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DAC wrote:
No, but I wiped out rollerblading once on a forest preserve trail checking out a girl.


Are you sure this really happened? I didn't know straight guys rollerbladed.

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denisdman wrote:
Try the, ever get into an accident while being blown by a hot woman? I am sure MANY around here can relate to that.


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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
DAC wrote:
No, but I wiped out rollerblading once on a forest preserve trail checking out a girl.


Are you sure this really happened? I didn't know straight guys rollerbladed.

:lol:

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Loved Three's Company!!!


Norman Fell was a comic genius.

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Tall Midget wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
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No, that's Jon Ritter who fell.

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Ever picked up a badly mutilated or disfigured woman while checking out a hot accident?

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Ever got into a car or bike accident while checking hot women?

Where did the accident happen and how fast were you goin'?

After the accident, did u somehow end up tracking down and talking to the chick you were checking out while driving?

And did u end up going out with her, and even fucking her??

How hot was she?

How much were the car damages? If on a bike, how far did your fuckin ass get thrown durin' the accident?

Why don't you impale yourself at about 90 mph and fly through your windshield and report back.
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Scooter wrote:
whistler wrote:
Ever got into a car or bike accident while checking hot women?

Where did the accident happen and how fast were you goin'?

After the accident, did u somehow end up tracking down and talking to the chick you were checking out while driving?

And did u end up going out with her, and even fucking her??

How hot was she?

How much were the car damages? If on a bike, how far did your fuckin ass get thrown durin' the accident?

Why don't you impale yourself at about 90 mph and fly through your windshield and report back.

Yup.

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