Isn't Sal's in Huntley on the corner of Woodstock and Coral?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

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Well, I'm glad you realize you self-consciously cultivate a jerky board image. Self-understanding can be a path to self-improvement. And you have a lot of improving to do.

Seriously, though, I completely understand that you're upset and embarrassed because I've called you out on your unadulterated bullshit a number of times here. Instead of consistently lying on the board, though, why not just avoid being dishonest--or at least try to be more clever in your deception? Since your moral arc apparently irrevocably bends toward artifice, it will be important for you to remember that most people aren't as easily hoodwinked as you seem to think.

I have no idea what you're talking about regarding JBills, who is one of my favorite posters here. I won't ask for evidence to support your claim since I already know that you're just lying in order to score some kind of imagined rhetorical victory, as is your habit.

As for Spaulding, it's true that I have pointed out the contradictory, incoherent and classist nature of her spiteful rambling on several occasions. I don't have much patience for drunken loudmouths whose most steadfast belief is that the system has failed her and people like her but everyone else has failed the system.

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There is a Sal’s in downtown Huntley as well. I have been to that place. The BBQ place in downtown Huntley is the place to go to in that area.

Since he said LITH, I assumed it was the other one. Algonquin and LITH are interlaced over there. I doubt you could mistake downtown Huntley for LITH. But over by Tom’s farm, those two towns are interlaced as well.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Welp this thread sure veered from its title, but it has been an enjoyable ride that looks to have staying power.


I agree wholeheartedly that Jbills is a valued poster. He has a unique style and is fun to interact with.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

So more attempts at shame, and a few big words for YOUR personal comfort on top of it.

You hounded jbills about people moving to the south, until he told you not to be a petty little bitch.

And your stalking of all things Spaulding is misogyny, bordering on bullying. Comments about your sister yesterday make more sense now, but are no less incredibly unfortunate.

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It is and its the same owner.

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Jbills single-handedly taught me more about the risks of snow shoveling than anybody.

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It wasn't always Sal's though, was it?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Just wait until Spiral teaches you the risks of snowballing. And it could be an in-person demo if you play your cards right.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I don't think that I want to know what snowballing is.

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I'm not sure to be honest. We always just got delivery until he had to reduce his area to deliver. That's when we actually picked up last year and realized he owned the Huntley location. He's a standup guy. I called him and was pretty pissed for forcing me to have to pick up instead of having it delivered, but he explained how he wanted to keep employing good people and didn't want to cut costs. I'm all for that.

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So can we all agree that Hawaii You is actually Panther?

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Does he also own the place in Algonquin?

The one in Huntley must have been a different name when I went there.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Heading up to That’s Amore shortly....it’s been decided.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

What happened to you as a child thing? You are hit in the face with factual statements, and you continue to lie and dodge questions. You still going to say that your business has never benefited from like the Democrats? You're really going to stick with that, even though I know for a fact your company has dealings in Stone Park and Melrose Park... suburbs that aren't necessarily known for electing Republicans.

Calling somebody out for their repeated lies and hypocrisy is not petty, no matter how much you hate it.

You want to talk about petty? You continue to reply to me and troll me, even though you claim I am on your ignore list. Maybe I am on your ignore list, but the last thing in the world you do is actually ignore me.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

If CH wouldn't strangle a meathead Sox fan, thats one hellava deal

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The only weapon CH ever wields is words. I doubt he could ever harm a person. I think you’ll be safe and well served.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Yeah, I'm thinking the Sal's guys must have bought it.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

There’s actually a surplus of good non chain pizza places in this area.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Hounded JBills? Find the posts, dude. As I recall, I made ONE comment about his claim. If you cannot find evidence of my "hounding" of him, I will assume that you are lying...again.

I don't think I've responded to any of Spaulding's nonsense in a month or more, but your posts have reminded me that it's probably time to check back in with her and her verbal hall of mirrors. In the meantime, though, please demonstrate how my dislike for her stems from her gender identity rather than the content of her posts. If you cannot do so, I will assume that you are lying....YET AGAIN.

By the way, aren't you the guy who has argued that bearing false witness against others with regards to their ostensible prejudice is a nearly unforgivable form of behavior? I guess your judgment applies only to others and not yourself, eh? Don't worry, though, anyone familiar with your posting history is surprised neither by your hypocrisy nor by the boldness with which it is expressed. Your complete and utter lack of self-awareness is no revelation either.

As for my sister, I would suggest that you restrict your comments to topics about which you have some rudimentary knowledge, assuming said topics actually exist. After all, it's your accusational but baseless commentary that helped secure your reputation as a pathological liar in the first place.

You seem to believe that calling me out on "shaming" you for lying is something that I, paradoxically, should be ashamed of. Yet your circuitous logic only underscores the extent to which you will defend your own moral turpitude instead of choosing to be truthful. Personally, I rather be the guy who criticizes dishonesty rather than embraces it, but your rhetorical strategy in this instance actually is as revealing as it is flawed.

Finally, your description of my use of "big words" to enhance my "comfort" is decidedly weird and just plain illogical. How would my word choices add to my "comfort"? Based on your equally confused and confusing rejoinder, I can only assume that your statement has far more to do with your lack of "comfort" with my vocabulary than it has anything to do with me. Sorry if my diction makes you feel inferior, bro, even if I'm only using words that most high school students learn by their sophomore year. I know you're inexplicably proud of being an alumnus of Fenwick and all--at least based on the number of times you manage to work this trivial detail into conversations here--but maybe the school is just as bad in the language arts as it is in establishing debating skills and building moral character. Because you're evidently woefully deficient in all of those areas.

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Is there a good chain pizza you like dennis?

Our family is big Malnati's fans and we were discussing if they now qualify as a chain because of all the locations.

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Crest, I am of the mind set that even bad pizza is pretty good. Lou’s is my favorite of the bunch. It feels like a chain now.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Unlike the modern MLB hitter, this thread is decidedly spraying to all fields.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Malnati's is totally a chain. That said, the location on Wells (?) and the one on Higgins are definitely the best quality out of them all.

Dennis, you try Georgio's? Their deep dish is pretty good enough though I avoid that type of pizza these days. There's also Papa Saverio's but I think they've expanded too much.

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Wait, so you're Whistler? I knew it.

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Multing would be fun, but I have never tried it here.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

That's exactly something Whistler would say.

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