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 Post subject: Re: Smithe Sisters
PostPosted: Thu Feb 25, 2021 11:37 am 
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Any one of you pigs would cream your jeans if any one of these women walked up to you and whispered "fuck me" in your ear. Who are you crappin?

No. It's called dick control. You should have gotten it by your early twenties.

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 Post subject: Re: Smithe Sisters
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Four sticks of butter(face). Pass.

:lol: You would bang each one, given the chance.

They look like scrawny teenage boys. I don't understand you guys' fascination with frighteningly skinny women.


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Regular Reader wrote:
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Any one of you pigs would cream your jeans if any one of these women walked up to you and whispered "fuck me" in your ear. Who are you crappin?

No. It's called dick control. You should have gotten it by your early twenties.


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 Post subject: Re: Smithe Sisters
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Caller Bob wrote:
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Any one of you pigs would cream your jeans if any one of these women walked up to you and whispered "fuck me" in your ear. Who are you crappin?

No. It's called dick control. You should have gotten it by your early twenties.


Shots fired at Nas!

:lol: Didn't see that coming.

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 Post subject: Re: Smithe Sisters
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Regular Reader wrote:
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Four sticks of butter(face). Pass.

:lol: You would bang each one, given the chance.

They look like scrawny teenage boys. I don't understand you guys' fascination with frighteningly skinny women.

Dude I understand, it sucks losing your vision as you get older.

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Any one of you pigs would cream your jeans if any one of these women walked up to you and whispered "fuck me" in your ear. Who are you crappin?

No. It's called dick control. You should have gotten it by your early twenties.

What you got sounds more like you acquired it later in life. They have pills for it.

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 Post subject: Re: Smithe Sisters
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Darkside wrote:
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Any one of you pigs would cream your jeans if any one of these women walked up to you and whispered "fuck me" in your ear. Who are you crappin?

No. It's called dick control. You should have gotten it by your early twenties.

What you got sounds more like you acquired it later in life. They have pills for it.


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 Post subject: Re: Smithe Sisters
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Darkside wrote:
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Any one of you pigs would cream your jeans if any one of these women walked up to you and whispered "fuck me" in your ear. Who are you crappin?

No. It's called dick control. You should have gotten it by your early twenties.

What you got sounds more like you acquired it later in life. They have pills for it.

Jealousy and envy. Jealousy and envy.

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 Post subject: Re: Smithe Sisters
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No idea who they are. Would.


I don't know if everyone is aware of this when we have these discussions, but that is the given. All of the ladies mentioned across every thread would get it, were it not for their discretion and my beloved wife. Even in the Dallas thread, I'd plow Miss Ellie like the back 40 under the right circumstances.

but we are here to elevate the discussion to talk about the philosophical ideal

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 Post subject: Re: Smithe Sisters
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2, 4, 1, 3

i don't find them especially gorgeous or anything tho


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 Post subject: Re: Smithe Sisters
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Darkside wrote:
Any one of you pigs would cream your jeans if any one of these women walked up to you and whispered "fuck me" in your ear. Who are you crappin?


Could you imagine the blissful depravity of closing up the store, soiling the product during a romp while "staying late to do inventory", then selling it to some suburban hottie the next morning?

Getting a little chubbed up just thinking of the scenario. Maybe I'll move it to the Dreams thread

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They look like scrawny teenage boys.


getting a few of our posters hot with this

I'll pm the list to spmack

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 Post subject: Re: Smithe Sisters
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Darkside wrote:
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Any one of you pigs would cream your jeans if any one of these women walked up to you and whispered "fuck me" in your ear. Who are you crappin?

No. It's called dick control. You should have gotten it by your early twenties.

What you got sounds more like you acquired it later in life. They have pills for it.

:lol: Sandy for the win!!

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They look like scrawny teenage boys.
getting a few of our posters hot with this

I'll pm the list to spmack
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 Post subject: Re: Smithe Sisters
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
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They look like scrawny teenage boys.
getting a few of our posters hot with this

I'll pm the list to spmack
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someone's reading spmack's private messages...REPORTED!

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 Post subject: Re: Smithe Sisters
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All of the ladies mentioned across every thread would get it

:lol:

It's like comparing/contrasting MBTI results here.

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 Post subject: Re: Smithe Sisters
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I've always like the tall one on the left. The 2nd from the right is my second fav. But I "WOOD" all of them.

I love them in their tight jeans in the commercials.

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Bagels wrote:
2, 4, 1, 3

i don't find them especially gorgeous or anything tho

Seconded on sentiment and ranking. They radiate a WASPiness that sets my alarms off.

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4 has a Rory Gilmore look if you’re into that...


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4 has a Rory Gilmore look if you’re into that...


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:lol: :lol:

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4 has a Rory Gilmore look if you’re into that...

Paris Geller had a body on her that we rarely got to see.

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Look at those legs on #1 (the one on the left that I like...)

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 Post subject: Re: Smithe Sisters
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I only recently found out they were all sisters. I thought they were cousins of the nutty commercial brothers not all the daughters of just one of them.

I'd be interested to learn how they managed the ownership transfer through the generations. That's tricky business. I'll bet there were some very interesting tax basis discussions.

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I only recently found out they were all sisters. I thought they were cousins of the nutty commercial brothers not all the daughters of just one of them.

I'd be interested to learn how they managed the ownership transfer through the generations. That's tricky business. I'll bet there were some very interesting tax basis discussions.


They were originally an aapliance and furniture store on Belmont in Chicago. Cragin are if I remember correctly.

It was two families back then. The Smithe's, and the Shanahan's.

I wonder what happened to the Shanahan's.

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I wonder what happened to the Shanahan's.



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I wonder what happened to the Shanahan's.



Defeated in the Williamite–Jacobite War.


I just figured someone lost a good ole fashioned Irish Pub Brawl.


Like the one from The Quiet Man.

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4 has a Rory Gilmore look if you’re into that...

Paris Geller had a body on her that we rarely got to see.


But we sure got to see plenty of Kirk's.


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Has this been done before?

If not now, when? I'm particularly looking forward to Bagels' rankings.

Go!

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The one on the far right. All of them are nice-looking.

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