Ever taken a public piss at the Smokey Mountains?

How high up in elevation were you?

Did anybody catch you doin' it?

If u were doin' it in the woods, did you encounter any wildlife, like a bear or a bobcat?

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I'm sensing a pattern here.

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You goddamn better not have, you inbred right-wing fucknut. Nobody takes a piss in Smokey Mountain with talking to Dr. Tom or Tracy Smothers.

MotherFUCKER.

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I had to go while I was snowblowing during the last blizzard. I went in the backyard rather than going inside.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I use the tomato garden behind the garage All Summer Long.

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

No.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley