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BigW72

Post subject: Re: The Tournament of Good

Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 4:33 pm

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NWsider4-3-3 wrote:

- wearing a mask that covers both nose and mouth

Tall Midget wrote:

What about "science"?

Bagels wrote:

Doctors
And people who listen to doctors

Well done. This pretty much decides the Tournament of Good.

and for the regular Tournament of Bad, this segment will easily declare the Bernstein and Rahimi show as the winner.

Asshats.

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Tad Queasy

Post subject: Re: The Tournament of Good

Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2021 5:34 pm

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Amanda Gorman will be an entry.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: The Tournament of Good

Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2021 5:11 pm

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Tad Queasy wrote:

Amanda Gorman will be an entry.

Pecota projections

Baseball Prospectus

El Ranchero chips

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Augie

Post subject: Re: The Tournament of Good

Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2021 6:13 pm

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Really bad timing for Andrew Cuomo. He goes from a number 1 seed to not even making the tournament in the span of just a couple of weeks.

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Jaw Breaker

Post subject: Re: The Tournament of Good

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2021 3:08 pm

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Just saw the brackets. Heinous.

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Ogie Oglethorpe

Post subject: Re: The Tournament of Good

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2021 3:27 pm

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this shit is so gay that when I saw the thread, I thought that this was a joke rather than a real thing

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: The Tournament of Good

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2021 3:29 pm

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I can't wait to see how far "Gas pump with receipt offered before you pump" as a 10 seed can go.

I'm setting aside time in my calendar as I type this.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: The Tournament of Good

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2021 3:33 pm

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: The Tournament of Good

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2021 3:33 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

I can't wait to see how far "Gas pump with receipt offered before you pump" as a 10 seed can go.

I'm setting aside time in my calendar as I type this.

How the hell can you get a receipt before you pump the gas? The machine has to know how much gas you pumped before knowing the price.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: The Tournament of Good

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2021 3:34 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

I can't wait to see how far "Gas pump with receipt offered before you pump" as a 10 seed can go.

I'm setting aside time in my calendar as I type this.

Farther than The Righteous Brothers B-side, "That Feeling You Get When You Don't Have Headache Anymore"

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: The Tournament of Good

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2021 3:36 pm

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teary-eyed Suzyn Waldman wrote:

this is rough

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: The Tournament of Good

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2021 3:38 pm

I'm a little surprised that LeBron James is more highly ranked than the invention of vaccines.

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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat

Post subject: Re: The Tournament of Good

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2021 3:39 pm

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Dolly Parton should win as chalk. She might lose to Bacon in the final. Maybe.

As much as I enjoy baseball, Rahimi putting that as her #1 seed is week.

The listeners going with a dead person and an almost dead person in Terry and Doug.... yeesh. Now if they had said "Doug Buffone after the Bears blow a 14 point lead in the 4th quarter" then that's the runaway winner.

There, that's all we need to see. Now they don't have to spend any time on it.

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This Ends in Antioch

Post subject: Re: The Tournament of Good

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2021 4:07 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

I'm a little surprised that LeBron James is more highly ranked than the invention of vaccines.

I’m surprised there are two things Bernstein finds greater than LeBron.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: The Tournament of Good

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2021 4:15 pm

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Bacon as a one seed? What is this 2011?

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Brick

Post subject: Re: The Tournament of Good

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2021 5:25 pm

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"Learning something really expensive is tax-deductible". Was "Not being poor" considered unacceptable to add in?

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The Man

Post subject: Re: The Tournament of Good

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2021 5:56 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Again I want to know what group of people or person said this will be great radio that everyone will want to tune in for. Run the whole lot of them out and just start from scratch. It wouldn’t be any worse than this shit.

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TriColoredPastas

Post subject: Re: The Tournament of Good

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2021 5:59 pm

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made it through the first half and knew it was gay

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The Doctor Of Style wrote:

Hey everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt.

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DAC

Post subject: Re: The Tournament of Good

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2021 6:01 pm

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This is an embarrassment.

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Franky T

Post subject: Re: The Tournament of Good

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2021 6:48 pm

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Hoodie and shorts weather should go far.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: The Tournament of Good

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2021 6:52 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

I'm a little surprised that LeBron James is more highly ranked than the invention of vaccines.

I'm not.

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Molly Lambert wrote:

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: The Tournament of Good

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2021 6:53 pm

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the tournament of bad should have been an entry...but, it would've won.

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Post subject: Re: The Tournament of Good

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2021 9:35 pm

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I can’t remember the last tourney of bad I listened to, but the early ones were just pure entertainment.

That said there are some entries here that could be fodder for funny and good radio. Like “Cancelled Friday Meeting” is something everyone can relate to.

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: The Tournament of Good

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2021 9:55 pm

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I know the listeners tried to get some of this stuff in, but were denied...

So I'm gonna give my bracket for the listeners.

1. Porn

2. Hookers.

3. Hookers without a STD.

4. The NFL

5. Hookers that would have been movie stars if they weren't poor growing up.

6. The 2021 Chicago White Sox.

7. People that realize Theo Epstein isn't as smart as the media portrays him.

8. Strippers.

9. The people on twitter that criticize Julie DiCaro.

10. The one white girl that liked me in high school.

11. Legalized gambling.

12. Alcohol.

13. Legalized drugs.

14. The Mike Ditka sweater vest that he wore at Super Bowl XX.

15. That Latina weather women that's skinny with a huge ass. (Google it if you don't already know her)

16. Hookers that have gotten both of their vaccination shots.

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Augie

Post subject: Re: The Tournament of Good

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2021 10:30 pm

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Are you the Whistler?

Beardown wrote:

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$5000 Suit

Post subject: Re: The Tournament of Good

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 2:25 pm

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9WOdnR-Nfs

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BigW72

Post subject: Re: The Tournament of Good

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:42 pm

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Beardown wrote:

Not a bad bracket. Certainly better than any of their brackets
My Bracket:
1. Florida
2. Dr. Jay Bhattacharya
3. Working From Home
4. Coming Home to Find the Dog(s) didn't piss or shit in the house
5. Family Gatherings cancelled as a result of COVID
6. Brisket from a Weber Smokey Mountain
7. Vasectomies
8. Any New Glarus Beer
9. Sous-Vide
10. Live Music
11. Joe Biden "stuttering" gaffes
12. Team Spaulding in 2021 CFMB March Madenss
13. JORR Band, 90's, Business Partner stories
14. Outdoor Running in June
15. Motorcycling
16. Resurgence of vinyl / Record Stores

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Luke Stuckenhymer

Post subject: Re: The Tournament of Good

Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2021 11:21 am

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Do you remember laughter?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjKlNxw_KGY

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: The Tournament of Good

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2021 6:29 am

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What is the rationale for including the Chicago Bulls Franchise?

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WaitingforRuffcorn

Post subject: Re: The Tournament of Good

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:03 am

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Tall Midget wrote:

What is the rationale for including the Chicago Bulls Franchise?

It’s set in 1998?

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

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For instance they were never taught that Columbus was a slave owner.

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