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Brick

Post subject: CFMB South Rd.1: 2)Tall Midget vs. 15)Jaw Breaker

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 9:14 am

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Voting goes until Tuesday at noon.

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Vote by PM or by voting in this thread

2) Tall Midget
15) Jaw Breaker
My Take:Jaw Breaker candies are the most neoliberal of all candies.

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: CFMB South Rd.1: 2)Tall Midget vs. 15)Jaw Breaker

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 9:15 am

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: CFMB South Rd.1: 2)Tall Midget vs. 15)Jaw Breaker

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 9:18 am

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Brick wrote:

My Take:Jaw Breaker candies are the most neoliberal of all candies.

Jaw Breaker is a terrific and seemingly underrated ( or at least under-the-radar) poster.

But I'm gonna go with ME!

Tall Midget!

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: CFMB South Rd.1: 2)Tall Midget vs. 15)Jaw Breaker

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 9:38 am

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: CFMB South Rd.1: 2)Tall Midget vs. 15)Jaw Breaker

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 9:39 am

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Midge

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Post subject: Re: CFMB South Rd.1: 2)Tall Midget vs. 15)Jaw Breaker

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 9:45 am

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Midget

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This Ends in Antioch

Post subject: Re: CFMB South Rd.1: 2)Tall Midget vs. 15)Jaw Breaker

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 9:53 am

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Midget’s name implies a recognition of his shortcomings. He gets my vote.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: CFMB South Rd.1: 2)Tall Midget vs. 15)Jaw Breaker

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 9:54 am

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: CFMB South Rd.1: 2)Tall Midget vs. 15)Jaw Breaker

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 9:55 am

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Tall Midget ought to be worried about where the fuck his next lay is coming from, rather than where the next god dammed tomato plant's coming from. If he'd get out of the fucking bars at night and go hustling around the god dammed streets he might get a prick stuck once in a while.

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HawaiiYou

Post subject: Re: CFMB South Rd.1: 2)Tall Midget vs. 15)Jaw Breaker

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 10:03 am

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Jaw Breaker

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Harvard Dan

Post subject: Re: CFMB South Rd.1: 2)Tall Midget vs. 15)Jaw Breaker

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 10:11 am

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JawBreaker

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T-Bone

Post subject: Re: CFMB South Rd.1: 2)Tall Midget vs. 15)Jaw Breaker

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 10:21 am

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Ogie Oglethorpe

Post subject: Re: CFMB South Rd.1: 2)Tall Midget vs. 15)Jaw Breaker

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 10:35 am

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: CFMB South Rd.1: 2)Tall Midget vs. 15)Jaw Breaker

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 10:41 am

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JawBreaker :twisted:

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: CFMB South Rd.1: 2)Tall Midget vs. 15)Jaw Breaker

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 10:55 am

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: CFMB South Rd.1: 2)Tall Midget vs. 15)Jaw Breaker

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 11:13 am

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Hawg Ass wrote:

JawBreaker :twisted:

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: CFMB South Rd.1: 2)Tall Midget vs. 15)Jaw Breaker

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 12:01 pm

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Tall Midget wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

JawBreaker :twisted:

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: CFMB South Rd.1: 2)Tall Midget vs. 15)Jaw Breaker

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 12:14 pm

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Midge.

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Jaw Breaker

Post subject: Re: CFMB South Rd.1: 2)Tall Midget vs. 15)Jaw Breaker

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 1:32 pm

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We're very lucky in the band in that we have two visionaries - Curious Hair and Tall Midget. They're like poets, like Shelley and Byron. They're two distinct types of visionaries; it's like fire and ice, basically. I feel my role in the band is to be somewhere in the middle of that, kind of like lukewarm water.

JB!

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: CFMB South Rd.1: 2)Tall Midget vs. 15)Jaw Breaker

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 1:34 pm

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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat

Post subject: Re: CFMB South Rd.1: 2)Tall Midget vs. 15)Jaw Breaker

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 1:38 pm

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I do not like how TM treats people. Especially Spaulding. Do I am voting against him until he loses.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: CFMB South Rd.1: 2)Tall Midget vs. 15)Jaw Breaker

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 1:40 pm

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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:

I do not like how TM treats people. Especially Spaulding. Do I am voting against him until he loses.

Take that, Midge!!!! :lol:

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: CFMB South Rd.1: 2)Tall Midget vs. 15)Jaw Breaker

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 2:01 pm

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Jaw Breaker

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: CFMB South Rd.1: 2)Tall Midget vs. 15)Jaw Breaker

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 2:14 pm

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:

I do not like how TM treats people. Especially Spaulding. Do I am voting against him until he loses.

Take that, Midge!!!! :lol:

Chet may not like the way I treat people, but I don't like the way he treats food. His recipes are batshit crazy. That's OK, though, Chet--I'll probably still vote for ya at some point during the tournament.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: CFMB South Rd.1: 2)Tall Midget vs. 15)Jaw Breaker

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 3:07 pm

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: CFMB South Rd.1: 2)Tall Midget vs. 15)Jaw Breaker

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 3:40 pm

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: CFMB South Rd.1: 2)Tall Midget vs. 15)Jaw Breaker

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 4:26 pm