Only people that like me or say nice things should highlight my tweets !!

_________________
Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

_________________

USHA: You're not going to the wedding, are you?

ELAINE: Well..

USHA: Don't go. India is a dreadful, dreadful place.

ZUBIN: You know, it's the only country that still has the plague? I mean, the plague! Please!

USHA: Here's the registry. Send her a gift, and be glad you did not have to go.

I'm surprised she didn't say she grabbed the book out of the OC's hands while doing a no-handed cartwheel.

So July blocked Caleb Hull? Really July? You can't handle someone NOT agreeing with you?

She has to have soo many people blocked that her blocker is working OT.

_________________
Certified Dirty Old Man

I'd like to have witnessed the "DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED???" moment in divorce court.

Was she actually a lawyer or did she just watch A Few Good Men a bunch of times?

_________________
You know me like that.

Thank Gawd we have her play-by-playing the proceedings for us. Don't know what I would do without it.

She's just waiting for the verdict so she can blast another white male.

_________________
Certified Dirty Old Man

Who tf is Caleb Hull.

Brett’s son

Taking everything personally like July does is not great for long term success in the legal field. Which I suppose explains why she is no longer a lawyer.

_________________

Imagine what a common could do....

Judge says, “Did you order the code, Red?”

_________________
Hawaii (fuck) You

Julie is the walking embodiment of that one Linkin Park song.....
"I tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end, it doesn't even matter."

She spends more time trying to berate, correct, or try to cancel people she doesn't agree with than she does on improving her quality of life.
Do you think she's ever looked in the mirror and asked "Am I part of the problem?"
Of course not.

She's willfully unhappy because it gives her a sense of purpose, as fucked up as it is.
She knows in her heart of hearts that no one likes her, and it's it's just the IDPOL/Woke/Men Suck contingent that just echo each other on Twitter because her 'allies' also know in their hearts, NOBODY GIVES ONE FLYING FUCK. Her allies probably despise her as well.
They would rather flamethrow than be decent humans, because that's the only reason they get any ounce of attention.
They know they're not important, but Gatdamnit, they REFUSE to be ignored.
Given the energy she puts into her performative outrage, you'd think she'd have burned enough calories to have lost a few lbs. over the years. Maybe her fingers are skinny considering all she does is thumb out her incessant bullshit. I doubt it though. They probably still look like 1/4 pound Vienna Beef hot dogs. I don't feel one bit sorry for mocking her, because she pours gas on her own dumpster fire life by inviting the derision she gets. She practically begs for it. Fuck her (not literally). That would be gross.

_________________
Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

_________________

_________________
Hawaii (fuck) You

_________________
Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

Now THAT'S a writer.

What am I looking at here?

_________________

No lies detected.

_________________

It is my representation of a certain high volume, useless CFMB poster. Does that help? If not check my signature.

_________________
Hawaii (fuck) You

I repeat myself, but I am so glad Freddie is writing again.

_________________

A lot of people seem to feel that way about Frank, but he still managed to advance to the CFMB Final Four.

HY just looks a little younger than I expected.

_________________

She must not know many people.

_________________

Shocking that someone as lazy as July wants to "work from home" indefinitely.

_________________

reminds me of her work ethic displayed when she had the late night weekday show

i've been working 5 days a week at the office since last June. Get off your ass fatty.

_________________
@audioidkid

I think "Let people work from home if they can and want to" is a perfectly acceptable thing to believe.

_________________
You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I'm not against working from home, but I too have been back in the office since last July (not to be confused with Julie/July). I don't mind working from home in a pinch if need be, but I'd rather be in the office working live on the network and our cloud vs. having to work through my internet, my firewall, then the work portal and firewall, etc to get to that network and cloud source...

But in her world, producing strongly opinionated fluff B.S. for anyone willing to let her have it on their site, I can see why she likes it. Work in a real job, doing real tasks and see how well it works...

_________________
Certified Dirty Old Man

I haven’t seen the office since March 2020.

Team July!!

_________________

If I'm a young person in a 600 square apartment looking to use work as a vehicle to meet people, you can bet I'd like everyone to be back at work...except the ugly people.

Friday happy hour in the loop on a summer day used to be great for just about every reason.

_________________
O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.