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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

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Not creepy at all.

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Very cool! I haven't been bowling in a few years. Used to play quite a bit before I got divorced but can only get so good throwing a straight ball.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Thanks to tonight, I have another reason to laugh with my son who threw a couple of no hitters.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

stay out of his business. That's his life, not yours. He will figure out how to celebrate on his own.

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I got laid Sunday night. A rare Sunday night lay. Hadn't been laid on a Sunday night in about a year.

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I've been sitting here watching my sons go in on each other, while supporting the hell out of each other. I'm out.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

I feel I. Am missing something in translation.

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Elections have consequences.

They fought like brothers as kids, and now support the hell out of each other. Us.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

They’re like bizarro William and Harry.

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My Maserati does 186.

Well, I'm taking on my 4th apprentice Monday
2 of the other three are gonna be journeymen next year.
One might be dead I dunno.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Is this a murder confession?

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Julie said three when there were really four.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Ok.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Part of the bonus of finishing the bathroom project we were working on at home is that the remodel essentially created a space for me to put a desk in the guest room and made myself a little office rather than working at the kitchen table. No huge surprise, the room has a bit of a golf theme to it. I just got a 24 x 36 framed picture of that iconic Ben Hogan 1 iron shot from Merion to put above the desk on the wall. I think it is going to look pretty sweet once I get it hung up.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

you should have made a bigger bathroom and put the work desk in it for maximum efficiency

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

The shower is big enough to work in but didn't think about putting a Clarkman disposal in there for food prep.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Piglet had his Tommy John surgery this morning, happy to report all went well.

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

Did you ask them to tighten it up for a few extra mph?

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I thought that was understood.

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

We have brought this up more than once.

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

Great

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Elections have consequences.

Kudos to whoever set up this Covid shot facility in Elgin at the Eastside Rec building. Lots of open appointments. Got in and got my shot in 2 minutes. National Guard helping to run the place. Easier than ordering fast food.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Co-worker did this with Walgreens a week or two ago when people were fighting for appointments. he called up and they said "come right in..."

LOL!

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Certified Dirty Old Man

Young Crest his his first HR of the year yesterday.

And was asked to play in the All State Hoops game in June, at Pontiac High School, earlier in the week.

And he is accepting an 80% tuition scholarship today in Texas.

Kid has had a good week.

Marry up gentleman.

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Nice. Congrats. There is nothing better when your heart swells for your kid. You just want to grab him and do pirouettes until you both pass out.

All kids are special.

He is a little more then most.

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