Speed is on tonight. That's a great example.
Others... Mystery Men. Hudson Hawk. Murder By Death.
Any other terrible movies you just love?

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The Punisher (Thomas Jane version), Gladiator (Brian Dennehy version), Summer Catch

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Brian Dennehy was in Gladiator?
Reminds me of another terrible movie I love. F/X2. First one ws good. Ish. Second one... woof. But I loved it.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

The early 90s version...plot centers on an underground boxing ring on the south side with a young Cuba Gooding and PFC Louden Downey.

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I love Armageddon. But not for what the producers wanted me to love Armageddon for.

And I loved to hate watch Lost.

But to actually go "This really sucks" but it still grabs my attention? There can only be one...Showgirls

I think I saw Showgirls at the theater. What an embarrassment. I was a huge fan of Jessie on Saved By The Bell. Showgirls? Not so much.

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

This isn't a terrible movie, just not a great movie.

That Thing You Do!

I think it was in college but TBS or some other network would do a bunch of movies that probably weren't great or even good but they would be perfect to have on in the background.

I believe it consisted of:
10 Things I Hate About You
She's All That
Can't Hardly Wait

It may have also had:
Clueless
Never Been Kissed

I don't know if I love them though, but I have no problem ignoring anything Darkside says anyways, as I've probably not watched any of them in the past 10 years, but that's mostly because TBS started showing the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy instead, but Lord of the Rings would not qualify for Darksides post here, which I am mostly ignoring anyways as stated before.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Deuce Bigalow

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Roadhouse.

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Not a mult.

The boxing one, not the Roman one. Great bad movie.

I love anything Van Damme. For my money, Lionheart is one.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I haven't seen that one, but I absolutely love Bloodsport.

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Lionheart has lots of great fights and a decent enough plot.

Yeah Bloodsport rocks.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Roadhouse and Bloodsport are two great choices. I love both of those

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Troll 2
Ghoulies
The Room
Knight Chills
Marked for Death
Commando
Roadhouse
Street Trash
Hard to Kill
Con Air
Death Wish 2 & 3
Mortal Kombat
Blood Red Planet
HalloweeNight

any Godzilla/Gamera movies would qualify too.

Constantine

"Godawful" to me would be like Neil Breen, Miami Connection, 80s Italian knock-off territory.

As far as bad movies that are fun Roadhouse as mentioned before is a good one. D.C. Cab is also a lot of fun. Its hard to go wrong with Gary Busey and Mr. T.

The Counselor

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Samurai Cop.

you also have to love these movies. "birdemic", neil breen movies, are fun but i don't love them. neil breen is on another plane entirely though.

Dirty Work

I’ll see to it that you never work again, and you wind up tearing tickets off in Kuwait! SALEMALEMA KALEMALA and everyone’s sucking sand!

That is a shitty movie but it has some great dialogue in a few scenes.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

agreed....for some reason I love that movie.

For me it's the made for TV movie of the Jacksons. It was so poorly made, but I always would watch it if it was on.

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Neil Breen is the David Lynch of bad movie makers. He messes with the subconscious with the way he shoots and the unnatural dialogue but he's probably not even aware he's doing it. Fateful Findings was his magnum opus though...he'll never be able to top that.

Samurai Cop is an all-timer. Anything with Bobby Z'dar in it is going to be good. For some reason he was playing a Japanese man named Yamashita.

The Iranians had a good run with Samurai Cop, Werewolf, and Dangerous Men.

"Is that right?"

Halloween III (not godawful, but weird)
Every Which Way but Loose
Mothra movies

Also:

The Virginian mashups of two unrelated episodes, one starring (in half the movie) Charles Bronson (Bull of the West)

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We've done this thread a few times here.


Down Periscope

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What does Samurai mean?

Best movie ending ever...Usual Suspects, Shawshank, or Fateful Findings...tough one.

The best scene in that movie was the one not shown. How did he get home from the hospital? They show him walk out of the "hospital" room with his ass out and that ridiculous bandage on his head then the next scene he's at home in the shower. Did he walk home like that?

Breen is legit. The Room and Birdemic guys are in on the joke but Breen still thinks he's making good movies. Ordering his movies is a pain so he's not in it for the money. When I bought Fateful Findings I told him I wanted I Am Here....Now too and he said not available.

Upon release, it was declared one of "worst films ever made" and quickly gained a cult following.[4]

Among other things, viewers cite the film's cryptic and incomprehensible plot, poor production values, overt political messages, stilted dialogue, and bizarre and unnatural performances as well as Breen's real-life eccentricities as part of the film's ironic appeal.[4][5][6] Some critics have cited the film as an example of outsider art, and the phenomenon of "so bad it's good" media.[7][8][9]

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