Airplane II: The Sequel

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Basic

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Tango and Cash

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Really? A downright shitty movie, you know it's garbage, you can't believe you are watching it and wasting your life, and then you realize, "hey, I like it, I must be a moron"?

Roadhouse certainly does not qualify. I had to really think about it because Armageddon doesn't qualify either. Then I thought, Last Action Hero? Still no, it's too good. The Room? Nope. Legit enjoyable.

Showgirls. I have never seen the entire movie in one sitting. It's just too godawful. But I have seen the entire movie through 3 or 4 sittings.

Dude Where's My Car? is pretty high on my list. I can't help it, I laugh when they are at the tattoo place.

That's a great one.

Freddy Got Fingered may be the perfect movie for this thread. I can't imagine I would ever be friends with someone who doesn't love that movie.

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Never seen it, but I hate it already.

Makes sense.

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Win-win, amirite?

Striking Distance with Bruce Willis.

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"I give you my word as a Biden"

Ants! (It Happened at Lakewood Manor )
The Car
Over the Top

The Car was a fun movie.

Jaws 3D
Silver Bullet
Friday the 13th VII (the one with the girl with psychic powers)
Red Dawn (Original)

Been watching Demolition Man for the last 45 minutes on A&E

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Murder by Death was great...not bad great, but actually great...well at least very good.

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“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”- JD Vance
“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

Streets of Fire.

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“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”- JD Vance
“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

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I can't figure out if Vision Quest is godawful or a masterpiece

Mathew Modine is 26 and unbelievable physically as an 18 year old but he is such a dipshit that he seems emotionally 18. Jake from Sixteen Candles is pretty fantastic as Kuch. Shute is sufficiently intimidating. How am I supposed to believe these guys wrestled at 168 pounds? Modine is like 7 feet tall and Shute looks like a linebacker.

Great soundtrack. Some cheesy acting.

I think Forest Whitaker played an athlete in every movie in the 80s but he's got a Baby Huey body so I don't know why he would have been the choice.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

It's godawful. I couldn't get through it. He even had a stupid f@g name. Nomination accepted.

Jake from Sixteen Candles is pretty fantastic.

I never liked Matthew Modine.

A lot of the ones mentioned are good. Face Off, The Sharknados, The Running Man.

Out Cold
In the army now
grandmas boy
dead man on campus
Men at work
Club Dread
The Goon
Harold and Kumar escape guantanimo bay
Just one of the guys

None of these would even make the cut for the wal mart 5$ bin.

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Renaissance Man

Danny DeVito teaching English on an Army base.

Classic.

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Without question. That is probably the one that is on random stations alot and I will always leave it on. I'm not convinced its awful. Its got marky mark and Frank in it for god sakes.

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Yes. TOO good.

And Stacey Dash.

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Sounds really bad. I think I'll check it out.

I connected to it.

Let's not forget that Caddyshack was an absolute horseshit film. Absolute garbage as a story. The ball was dropped--repeatedly. Even the book about Caddyshack was pointless. Probably the funniest movie of the 80s, but I never sit through the entire thing without fast-forwarding through the 60-80 minute mark.

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All comedy movies from the 80s have aged poorly. Three men and a baby is the only exception.

It's still interesting to me that people think "Fast Times At Ridgemont High" is funny. The funniest scene is Sean Penn having a pizza delivered to his classroom.

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Back to School has not aged poorly. Rodney's one liners will forever be gold.

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Fuckyou,Streets of Fire is a great movie. Only thing bad about it is the other 2 movies in the Tom Cody trilogy did not get made.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Rick's wrong per sentence ratio went up considerably with this post.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.