I don't think its crazy. That's been life for over a year now.

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I got all kinds of shit yesterday for putting one on at work. I was like these things did serve a purpose before this bs, im coring out a solid pine beam with a hole saw and don't need to inhale 2 cups of sawdust.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

So, here's the weird thing. A couple days ago, a guy walked into the gas station I was in. He clearly had forgotten something and just planned to go in quick and throw a 20 on the counter for gas or something. Didn't wear a mask. Stereotyping jacked-up white guy with slicked-back hair didn't look like a mask guy anyway. But, I think he just thought he'd run in and nobody would be there anyway but also didn't care that he was wrong.

So, I was irritated. Not because he didn't have a mask. I didn't really care. I was irritated that I was wearing a mask. I was that stupid grade school kid / rule follower again.

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You know me like that.

Back in my machine shop days as the newer guy one of my jobs was to cut large sheets of bakelite to size on a table saw for the machinists to work on later on. That shit created so much dust and smelled so bad when it was cut there wasnt any way you could could it without not only a mask but a respirator type mask. That was fun to do on 95 degree days in a non air-conditioned shop. I chalk it up as a stepping stone on my way to being able to afford Honda motorcars however.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Wife spent about 20 minutes tearing through her purse to find her card last night after watching the news. I looked at her and said, "just walk in..." (in reference to wherever she's going...). If some Karen tackles you, be sure to film it and tik-tok it.

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Certified Dirty Old Man

Went without a mask in the backyard just now. Felt good to feel the sun on my chin.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

are you having a 4th of July BBQ in the backyard with the fam ??

Depends what Joe Biden says.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Is he coming?

I want to party with nonsensical Joe.

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You know me like that.

You aint black if you dont try Joe Biden's ribs off the grill.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Can I try them anyway?

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You know me like that.

So there's a party with Rick, Ken, and Biden? Someone PM me an invite

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Here's a little tip wife Dr. Jill Biden taught me. Lighter fluid, forget it, throw it in the trash, whatcha really do, you get yourself a paper towel, olive oil, soak it up, throw it over the coals, light it up, none of that smell, now you gotcherself a fire. Gas grills? Won't touch 'em, man. I've been a charcoal man ever since I walked under a viaduct in Wilmington, that was the night I met a big group a guys called 'em Bad News Eddie and the Railroad Gang. Had a roarin' fire, didn't even have a Weber grill, nope, used an iron drum, filled it up with god knows what, man, alls I know, what they made there, they called 'em "ribs, Delaware-style," now most people don't think there is such a thing as Delaware barbecue, GODDAMN WRONG, and I love all the great men I've known from Kansas City, Texas, Elvis, they served our great nation, but Delaware ribs, there's a little somethin' special there, and the point is, what'd you say your name was? Far fan? Far from what? Point is every time I grill, I think of Bad News Eddie and the Railroad Gang, and I told them I was gonna make Delaware ribs famous, and I did, and the way to do that, look, those profane grills, you turn a knob, light a tank, that's, I mean, come on, that's an oven with a suntan.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

You're an interesting guy, CH.

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You know me like that.

Someone send Rick, Ken, and Biden some sponges.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

kwik trip never enforced the masks the entire pandemic. their argument was nobody stayed in there more than 15 minutes. in fact, their whole setup is designed to be fast, orderly and clean. so they told their employees to not say anything if there was no maskers, and they didnt. no problems. ever. about 20% of people dont wear their masks in there, and nobody says anything. i feel like an idiot too, its just the one compromise i give these idiots. eventually they will find something else to worry about.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

What I immediately thought of...

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Certified Dirty Old Man

You are good at making up nicknames that sound real. Kudos for each of these.

Wal Mart now maskless where allowed.....

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I’ll bet they still sell them.

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You know me like that.

Well they sell bras and underwear too but do not require customers to wear either.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

wear the mask. this is just political theater - same as 'mission accomplished'. dont' take the bait and end u with covid.

LOL. I don’t want to hear the story where you learned that fact.

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You know me like that.

The entire San Diego Padres team has Covid. It's not over!

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

I don't know what Jules has to do with this topic but my god.....

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

this is why healthcare should be single payer. that way people like that at least contribute through taxes in some fashion. right now she aint payin shit for healthcare and we are all footing her bill.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Can’t say I’ve seen somebody use morbid obesity as an argument for single payer.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don