It is nice to see he has a pulse

Everyone feel a little better now?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
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Idk... Was that, this team is good, or errors?

I feel better that Giolito and Hendricks didn't shit the bed, and that we beat a teams ace.

i never stopped feeling good

It's hard to complain with the likes of Kopech, Vaughn, Mercedes, Nicky TwoStrikes, and Collins. And what Lynn does with a fastball is pretty amazing. He's not quite an ace, but he certainly is a stopper. If it takes 25 mildough per to keep him here 3 more years, I think you have to do it.

I never expected them go the full year without getting swept or losing 4-5 in a row. Its certainly nice to see this team bounce back like this.

Going 3-2 over the next 5 makes this a solid homestand. Going 4-1 makes it a great homestand.

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An aside, a buddy of mine has been to these first two Cardinals games. He says masks are almost non existent, and you can walk around the entire ballpark and buy concessions wherever now.

I'm hoping to get to a game in June.

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I listened to some St Louis hack this morning talk about how the Sox won last night because their pitching coach was so familiar with Flaherty that it gave them a huge advantage. It is like they didnt even watch the game.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Rube has a radio show in MO?

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So yeah. Rodon is unreal so far today. Its like a video game.

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Whoops

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Fucking Eaton. Run and make an attempt to catch the goddam ball.

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8-10 in day games. 20-9 at night.

STOP
FUCKING
BUNTING

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

That bunt is exhibit 2,384,583 for why TLR is a fucking dinosaur who should be dropped off at a memory care facility

Gave up an out and took the bat out of Jose Abreu's hands with that. Well done you fucking geriatric dipshit.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Inning was going great until dumbass called for a bunt.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

It really is inexcusable. However, Moncada needs to put the bat on the ball.

When we talk about Tony being stuck in the past and having no business managing in 2021, situations like that bunt are what we are referring to. 20 years ago that was what you do there, but now in 2021 the game has changed and we learned bunts lower your expected run production in a given inning. Apparently hall of famer baseball person doesn't know that though.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

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Reach on error leading off and then bunt?

How drunk is this clown???

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

giving up another out via bunt...

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

If you don't trust Eaton with the bat, then why the fuck are you batting him 2nd? LaBiden is demented

Tony has given up an entire inning worth of outs with bunt calls. What a fucking dumb sack of shit.

Bunt did nothing for them with Moncada getting hit next batter anyways

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

TLR has wasted an entire inning's worth of outs (SO FAR!) this game.

But yeah, all the blowback against TLR is media driven because he hates kneeling for the anthem. GTFO.
Stupid motherfuckers. Don't ever @ any of us with that bullshit again.

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Pine tar on the hat!

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i'm at work flipping back and forth, was wondering what the hell was going on

Gallegos has stickum or semen on his hat. Cards manager got ejected.

But it's ok in Tony's world it's the right kind of cheating. Old school way.

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Rough at bat by Alpha Frank Thomas there...