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PostPosted: Mon May 31, 2021 6:54 pm 
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Very sorry to hear that Doug. All dog lovers on this board understand what she meant to you and your family.

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We'll be sure Vicky's pets of yesteryear are at the bridge to help her out with the new surroundings. Hope you two are hanging in there as best you can.

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Sorry, Doug :(

I’m dreading those days.

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I'm so sorry, Doug.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 02, 2021 8:45 pm 
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Thank you all for posting here and reaching out on the socials. Rachel and I really do appreciate it. <3

So...

Not to derail the thread.

Fucking Architects keep sending me site plans not on our base survey and with everyone trying to maximize size and lot coverage, these assholes are always over the maximum allowable via the zoning ordinance.

Douchebag Artist Dickheads.

carry on please...

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
Thank you all for posting here and reaching out on the socials. Rachel and I really do appreciate it. <3

So...

Not to derail the thread.

Fucking Architects keep sending me site plans not on our base survey and with everyone trying to maximize size and lot coverage, these assholes are always over the maximum allowable via the zoning ordinance.

Douchebag Artist Dickheads.

carry on please...

I will add IT Infrastructure Architects as well....always rambling about standards and processes. Fine....provide us a standard template and examples of what you want.....crickets.

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
Thank you all for posting here and reaching out on the socials. Rachel and I really do appreciate it. <3

So...

Not to derail the thread.

Fucking Architects keep sending me site plans not on our base survey and with everyone trying to maximize size and lot coverage, these assholes are always over the maximum allowable via the zoning ordinance.

Douchebag Artist Dickheads.

carry on please...


the zoning ordinance is merely advisory in the hands of a master

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
Thank you all for posting here and reaching out on the socials. Rachel and I really do appreciate it. <3

So...

Not to derail the thread.

Fucking Architects keep sending me site plans not on our base survey and with everyone trying to maximize size and lot coverage, these assholes are always over the maximum allowable via the zoning ordinance.

Douchebag Artist Dickheads.

carry on please...
You know, the stupidest guy in my fraternity became an architect....right after he flunked out of dental school!

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
Thank you all for posting here and reaching out on the socials. Rachel and I really do appreciate it. <3

So...

Not to derail the thread.

Fucking Architects keep sending me site plans not on our base survey and with everyone trying to maximize size and lot coverage, these assholes are always over the maximum allowable via the zoning ordinance.

Douchebag Artist Dickheads.

carry on please...


the zoning ordinance is merely advisory in the hands of a master


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My wife just took a #2 in the powder room WHILE I'M HOME and doesn't spray any air freshner. Then she left to run errands. We have a master bathroom that she normally uses for poops. I always drop a deuce in our basement bathroom so as to not bother anyone. I get it- women shit but have a little decency around your partner.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 03, 2021 12:58 pm 
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My wife just took a #2 in the powder room WHILE I'M HOME and doesn't spray any air freshner. Then she left to run errands. We have a master bathroom that she normally uses for poops. I always drop a deuce in our basement bathroom so as to not bother anyone. I get it- women shit but have a little decency around your partner.

Poo-Pourri is your friend, send her a text and tell her to pick some up while she is out.

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My wife just took a #2 in the powder room WHILE I'M HOME and doesn't spray any air freshner. Then she left to run errands. We have a master bathroom that she normally uses for poops. I always drop a deuce in our basement bathroom so as to not bother anyone. I get it- women shit but have a little decency around your partner.

Poo-Pourri is your friend, send her a text and tell her to pick some up while she is out.

Yep....that shit is magical.

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DAC wrote:
My wife just took a #2 in the powder room WHILE I'M HOME and doesn't spray any air freshner. Then she left to run errands. We have a master bathroom that she normally uses for poops. I always drop a deuce in our basement bathroom so as to not bother anyone. I get it- women shit but have a little decency around your partner.


lot of hot discussion in here over the last couple of days

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Dutch oven her ass in bed tonight...

Fight fire with fire I say!

Mine dropped a nuclear blast in our master a few days ago. So I got her back during the estrogen hour on NBC (you know, the shows like "this is us", and whatever ghey crap they have on around it)...
Well, I "crop dusted" the front room and it was very fragrant, totally ruining her crying session.

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Our 12 yr old Weim takes care of all the crop dusting in the house

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Yea, dogs do a good job too... :D

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I’m getting my first ever professional pedicure this morning.

I am not looking forward to it.

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I’m getting my first ever professional pedicure this morning.

I am not looking forward to it.


How were the unprofessional ones?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
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I am not looking forward to it.


How were the unprofessional ones?


I think there was more intimacy.

But we will see.

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This is not relaxing in any way.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
This is not relaxing in any way.


:lol:

Mrs Crest has invited me to go along on a couple of occasions.

Thank you for affirming my decision not to.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
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I am not looking forward to it.

why in the everloving fuck are you doing that?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I’m getting my first ever professional pedicure this morning.

I am not looking forward to it.

why in the everloving fuck are you doing that?


When your wife asks you for 25 years to do something, you get tired.

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My feet are trash. I get a pedicure every month, it's awesome and completely worth it.


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My feet are trash. I get a pedicure every month, it's awesome and completely worth it.

Now that makes sense.

Dr. Ken not so much. But I do understand wifes can wear you down

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