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good dolphin
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Dr. Ken Jr. II - I’ve been talking about him here for 15 years.

He and his brother often had conversations on the board with me acting in what I thought was a manner far more cynical and mature than their years would have indicated.

He was named outstanding science student of his high school graduating class and a bunch of other stuff.

Am I allowed to do one of those weird Twitter videos where he announces he’s going to UofI after we hear about his journey?


Congratulations on your son's achievements! That's awesome.

And I'm glad you are cancer-free.

Sorry about his choice for college, though. That's...unfortunate.


It's like a nihilistic ending to an otherwise happy hollywood movie

Congrats Ken. You should be proud.

I'm also glad you are alive

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I really need to get to the doctor. You guys may have provided the incentive. Board miracle.

I'm not physically sick or anything so don't send thoughts and prayers just yet

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I really need to get to the doctor. You guys may have provided the incentive. Board miracle.

I'm not physically sick or anything so don't send thoughts and prayers just yet

Have my physical June 10th, join the fun GD.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Dr. Ken Jr. II - I’ve been talking about him here for 15 years.

He and his brother often had conversations on the board with me acting in what I thought was a manner far more cynical and mature than their years would have indicated.

He was named outstanding science student of his high school graduating class and a bunch of other stuff.

Am I allowed to do one of those weird Twitter videos where he announces he’s going to UofI after we hear about his journey?


Only if he has a UofI, Kansas and Missouri hat on a table, he goes to pick up either the Mizzou or Kansas hat, then does a fake and licks up the UofI hat.

Congrats! What’s he studying? I got my chemistry degree from there. Prepped me well for the rest of my career that has spanned 32 years.


Our oldest is there now and graduating next year in physics. The new guy is going to be in mechanical engineering.


Wow, nice!
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good dolphin wrote:
I really need to get to the doctor. You guys may have provided the incentive. Board miracle.

I'm not physically sick or anything so don't send thoughts and prayers just yet


Yeah, males aren’t good at taking care of our health. My company used to provide all us lab geeks a free physical once per year but haven’t done so in a few years. I need to get one soon.

But thoughts and prayers to you...
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Am I allowed to do one of those weird Twitter videos where he announces he’s going to UofI after we hear about his journey?
As long as you have a track of Jets fans booing ready to go after the announcement is made, you certainly can.


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I'm not physically sick or anything
Agreed. Most of your problems are 90% mental.

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"Nope, Princeton still doesn't need a guy like Dr. Ken, Jr., III. But, thanks for arranging the prostitute."

Will your Twitter announcement video include hundreds of pounds of tannerite?
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Stepson graduating high school tonight. He will be off to a technical school in the fall. Looking forward to empty nester life :lol:

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Stepson graduating high school tonight. He will be off to a technical school in the fall. Looking forward to empty nester life :lol:


Congrats!
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I was in a continuing ed class for licensing. It was one of those annual surveys presented by the disciplinary commission giving examples of what not to do. One of the examples was a guy I worked with way back in my clerking days. Apparently he had some thoughts about a woman's place during a hearing in a courtroom supervised by a female judge.

Weird guy. He looked like Richard Ayoade.

Should this have gone in the Brush With Fame section.

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T-Bone wrote:
Stepson graduating high school tonight. He will be off to a technical school in the fall. Looking forward to empty nester life :lol:
Ice cream to celebrate?

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Stepson graduating high school tonight. He will be off to a technical school in the fall. Looking forward to empty nester life :lol:
Ice cream to celebrate?


Maybe for me :lol: I’ve really been keeping away and it’s helping my weigh ins

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I got laid tonight.

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I got laid tonight.

Glory hole?

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My wife took a new job at a surgery center that will bump her $6 per hour, no weekends, no on call.

Glorious.

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I got laid tonight.

Glory hole?




No. Just simple, fundamental pussy.

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My wife took a new job at a surgery center that will bump her $6 per hour, no weekends, no on call.

Glorious.



Sounds terrible to me. Now she's gonna make u do even more of the housework. With her being the breadwinner, ur gonna be her bitch.

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My wife took a new job at a surgery center that will bump her $6 per hour, no weekends, no on call.

Glorious.



Sounds terrible to me. Now she's gonna make u do even more of the housework. With her being the breadwinner, ur gonna be her patriot.

But he gets lots of nurse pussy.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
My wife took a new job at a surgery center that will bump her $6 per hour, no weekends, no on call.

Glorious.


Great for you guys

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Nardi wrote:
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
My wife took a new job at a surgery center that will bump her $6 per hour, no weekends, no on call.

Glorious.



Sounds terrible to me. Now she's gonna make u do even more of the housework. With her being the breadwinner, ur gonna be her patriot.

But he gets lots of nurse pussy.


I bet she did the nurse get more than once. :lol:

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I installed a TV in the shed.....now we can watch baseball while sitting in the pool.

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We have a local minor league team here in town. College kids, wood bat league. Anyway my buddy got his companies season tickets for a Sunday 1pm first pitch. Seats behind home plate and all you can eat and drink. Been looking forward to a baseball game for a few years now, should be fun.

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I installed a TV in the shed.....now we can watch baseball while sitting in the pool.


Why did you put your pool in the shed?

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We have a local minor league team here in town. College kids, wood bat league. Anyway my buddy got his companies season tickets for a Sunday 1pm first pitch. Seats behind home plate and all you can eat and drink. Been looking forward to a baseball game for a few years now, should be fun.

2 of Piglets teammates play for them, Sean Tillmon and Sam Beers.

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Hawg Ass wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
We have a local minor league team here in town. College kids, wood bat league. Anyway my buddy got his companies season tickets for a Sunday 1pm first pitch. Seats behind home plate and all you can eat and drink. Been looking forward to a baseball game for a few years now, should be fun.

2 of Piglets teammates play for them, Sean Tillmon and Sam Beers.


Great baseball name.

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I installed a TV in the shed.....now we can watch baseball while sitting in the pool.


Why did you put your pool in the shed?


the shed is an outhouse and the pool is his own waste

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Hawg Ass wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
We have a local minor league team here in town. College kids, wood bat league. Anyway my buddy got his companies season tickets for a Sunday 1pm first pitch. Seats behind home plate and all you can eat and drink. Been looking forward to a baseball game for a few years now, should be fun.

2 of Piglets teammates play for them, Sean Tillmon and Sam Beers.


do kids play for those teams just as fun little experience, like joining the peace corps? They can't make enough money for it be sustaining, correct?

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Happy Father’s Day.


Happy Father’s Day to you. I’m one short but added some extras and grands. It doesn’t all even out but it helps.

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My kids moved in with us full-time on June 1. This morning, the gavel was slammed....I'm officially done with child support.
8 years of wasted money has come to an end. Still....it was worth every penny to be rid of that bum.

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