If a store will not let you enter unless you are wearing pants how do you go to the store to buy pants in the first place?

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Kramer: So I'm waiting for the subway, It's not coming, so I decided to hoof it through the tunnel.

Elaine: All right, well, now that's something..

Kramer: Well, I don't know if I lost track of time or what, but the next thing I knew..

Elaine: A train is bearing down on you?!

Kramer: No, I slipped and fell in the mud. Ruining the very pants I was about to return.

Elaine: I don't understand - you were wearing the pants you were returning?

Kramer: Well, I guess I was.

Elaine: What were you going to wear home?

Kramer: Elaine, are you listening? I never even got there!

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the same way you always enter, through the back door

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

what's the difference between frosting and icing ?

How do you tell a gay man's mustache, from a straight man's mustache?

If I told you...

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Elaine that’s perfect irony!

I thought it was "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service!"

So no pants... You should be good.

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Certified Dirty Old Man

No it's...
No shirt, no shoes, no dice.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I bet 99.999% of people in human history who bought their first pair of pants were already wearing a pair.

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I personally have purchased pants while pantsless.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Ah. But not the first pair you ever bought in a store!

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Probably not.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Order a pair of pants on Amazon, use those pants to walk into a store and purchase a pair of pants, then return the pants to Amazon claiming they don't fit.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

There was no Amazon (the online retailer) in Civil War times and yet there were pants for sale in stores. If you're some scrub in the Union army how do you buy your first pair of pants?

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underpants are also pants

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

what do you get when you bring two MDs together?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

a paradox

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

have a woman sew some for you

Where are they getting the fabric?

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From bullet ridden Confederate flags.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Where did the flag come from?

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God, obviously

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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Certified Dirty Old Man

I am asking in the literal sense. We all know that our lovely flags (even the bad ones) are conceived in the Lord's mind.

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