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Baseball and beer are one of life’s most classic combinations, and if you’re anything like us, you’ve spent the last 15 months fantasizing about the day finally you’re able to safely crack open a cold one while soaking up the sun at a crowded ballpark. After more than a year of brutal isolation due to the COVID-19 pandemic, there’s perhaps no sweeter sign that things are beginning to get back to normal than watching thousands and thousands of fans return to support their teams in person and yes, toss back a few overpriced stadium beers.

Thankfully, that’s our reality now, as more and more teams lift their mask requirements for vaccinated fans and announce their return to 100 percent capacity crowds. With that in mind, we’re celebrating by ranking all 30 major league parks based on their craft beer selections. For the purposes of this list, we took into consideration each stadium’s selection of local brews, the overall amount and variety of craft options, affordability and accessibility within the park. The pandemic is almost over, and so are your days of spending $15 on a Bud Light at a game. (Unless, of course, you happen to be a Yankee fan.) Check out the complete ranking below.

21. Wrigley Field (Chicago Cubs)
Cubs fans are notorious for the number of Old Styles they can toss back during a game, but in recent years the club has made an effort to beef up its craft beer menu, adding favorites like 3 Floyds Zombie Dust, Half Acre’s Daisy Cutter and several offerings from Revolution Brewing. But being such an old ballpark — and a National Historic Landmark at that — can make it difficult to add and alter too much, so the major downside here is the craft beer is mostly relegated to certain sections of the park, meaning you’re going to have to walk a while to get it.


3. Guaranteed Rate Field (Chicago White Sox)
Earlier this year, it was determined that Chicago White Sox fans drink more alcohol than any other MLB fanbase, a fact that is absolutely not surprising to anyone who has ever spent any time in the Windy City, which is home to the most breweries in America. So it makes sense then that Guaranteed Rate Field would also be home to the one of the biggest beer selections in all of baseball, offering up more than 90 craft brews in its Craft Kave, Revolution Brewing Bar and two Midwest Craft stands. The Craft Kave especially is a treasure trove of canned options, making it easy to transport your beers throughout the park as needed.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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