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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Morris Fire

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2021 11:04 pm

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Why does an old paper mill have 200,000 lithium batteries?

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Morris Fire

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2021 11:54 pm

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In case the power goes out.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Morris Fire

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2021 7:00 am

I'll bet it was Old Man Jenkins who set that fire to keep people away from the old paper mill.

And he'd have gotten away with it too...if it hadn't been for those meddling kids.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Morris Fire

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2021 7:16 am

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Why does an old paper mill have 200,000 lithium batteries?

Because its the best damn paper mill in town!

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The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Morris Fire

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2021 7:31 am

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Why does an old paper mill have 200,000 lithium batteries?

They aren't making paper in Morris.

I'm going to guess that it was being used for storage purposes.

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The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Morris Fire

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2021 8:28 am

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preferred him with The Time

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Morris Fire

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2021 9:07 am

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i bet it has something to do with meth

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Morris Fire

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2021 9:08 am

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Seacrest wrote:

I'm going to guess that it was being used for storage purposes.

You work for the FBI, right?

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Morris Fire

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2021 9:09 am

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Bagels wrote:

i bet it has something to do with meth

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Morris Fire

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2021 9:22 am

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Fire at the Old Mill? Did Lassie lead the way for the firefighters?

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There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Morris Fire

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2021 9:28 am

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I don't know how Solider Field survives with one team moving to Arlington Park and the other moving to Morris.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Morris Fire

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2021 9:48 am

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Kinda crazy that for the second time in less than two weeks there is a giant, almost statewide MABAS response to a fire that has to burn itself out. They can't even use foam on these batteries.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Morris Fire

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2021 9:48 am

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I can see the smoke from my house. The guy is in deep shit. You can't store batteries in a run down shithole like that.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Morris Fire

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2021 9:50 am

Caller Bob wrote:

I can see the smoke from my house. The guy is in deep shit. You can't store batteries in a run down shithole like that.

Caller Sarah Palin.

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SuperNintendoHjalmarsson

Post subject: Re: Morris Fire

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2021 9:54 am

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i worked at Underwriters Laboratory for a few years and the battery consumption/storage/disposal process in that place were crazy. Necessary. But strict. To this day I dont dispose of my batteries unless both ends are covered and unable to connect. There was an incident where someone had batteries in their pocket and the +/- ends lined up and dude ended up getting burned

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Morris Fire

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2021 9:56 am

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Brick wrote:

I don't know how Solider Field survives with one team moving to Arlington Park and the other moving to Morris.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Morris Fire

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2021 9:58 am

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

I can see the smoke from my house. The guy is in deep shit. You can't store batteries in a run down shithole like that.

Caller Sarah Palin.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Morris Fire

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2021 10:00 am

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Seacrest wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

I can see the smoke from my house. The guy is in deep shit. You can't store batteries in a run down shithole like that.

Caller Sarah Palin.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Morris Fire

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2021 10:13 am

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

I can see the smoke from my house. The guy is in deep shit. You can't store batteries in a run down shithole like that.

Caller Sarah Palin.

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There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

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The Constitution

Post subject: Re: Morris Fire

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2021 10:14 am

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Caller Bob wrote:

I can see the smoke from my house. The guy is in deep shit. You can't store batteries in a run down shithole like that.

Article 83 clearly states that you don’t get to constantly complain about Chicago if you live in fucking Morris.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Morris Fire

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2021 10:17 am

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The Constitution wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

I can see the smoke from my house. The guy is in deep shit. You can't store batteries in a run down shithole like that.

Article 83 clearly states that you don’t get to constantly complain about Chicago if you live in fucking Morris.

Funny, brick, but I don't live in Morris.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Morris Fire

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2021 10:19 am

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I'm of the belief that anyone in the Chicago suburbs can say they are from Chicago unless you are in Indiana.

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Drunk Squirrel

Post subject: Re: Morris Fire

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2021 11:00 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Kinda crazy that for the second time in less than two weeks there is a giant, almost statewide MABAS response to a fire that has to burn itself out. They can't even use foam on these batteries.

Yeah the foam they used in the one in Rockton was no bueno.. Apparently used an unapproved product that had some lovely toxins in it near the rock river for the first half of their containment effort. In ruth though, its not like the Rock was clean to begin with.

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: Morris Fire

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2021 2:08 pm