The Progressive ‘how not to become your parents’ commercials are perfect 10 second comedy bits.

It may be an age thing, but something close to 90% of the punchlines perfectly resemble my parents, in-laws, aunts & uncles, half this board, etc.

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I anticipate them when I watch tv.

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Elections have consequences.

The woman who is going to have a big lunch and a snack for dinner steals every scene she is in.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

The guy recommending a grout brush and then directing the van backing out of a parking spot might as well be impersonating my dad.

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Who else reads books about submarines?

Great call, Antiochus. These commercials are solid....but as a 50 year-old, they hit a little too close to home.

as long as it got Flo out of rotation

Yup

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Elections have consequences.

I did a few open mic shows that included the guy who reads books about submarines like his dad.

Yeah those are great. The "Dr." plays it perfect in every one.

"Remember, you're not assisting him. You hired him"

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The Uber eats with Patrick Stewart and Mark Hamill is epic.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

I love the commercials. Fucking awesome.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

That is awful.

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I just noticed the guy is Dr. Rick. What happens when they discover Dr Brick?

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Those Proper 12 Irish Whiskey commercials where Conor McGregor tries really hard to speak English are entertaining.

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Dustin Johnson is part of a series of spots for TaylorMade, but the "Green Light" one is where he really shines. The end features Rory telling a group of dudes to just go driver off the tee, and DJ is sitting next to him in the cart and gives this deadpan nod and thumbs-up directly at the camera that gets me every time.

There's a Kraft shredded cheese commercial where the vaguely Asian mom asks what her kids want for dinner. And then the youngest screams out that she wants a bucket of chicken. It amuses me every time.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Would have been even funnier if the kid would have said "hmmmm....spinnin' bucket!"

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i love the Epson receipt scanner commercial with Shaq

SIDNEYYY how's the receipt scanner working for you ???

ooooooo that's cutting edge right there

I have no idea who would be in need of such a device in 2021

Yeah it would've been.

But there's a YouTube t.v. commercial about an older Asian woman who is a fanatical crabby NBA fan who claimed to always be happy.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

The Duck Duck Go "That's none of our business." radio commercials are pretty good.

I think the woman is overdoing it a bit..."that's REALLY none of our business..."

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