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 Post subject: Re: Better Call NOBODY
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This movie was like when you wake up the day after working in the sun all day the day before and you sit on the toilet hoping for a good bm to start your day but all you get is like 3 rabbit pellet poops and your stomach hurts all day until you drink a half gallon of coffee and a mcmuffin and you spray liquid shit all over the toilet to the point where it backsplashes and coats the underside of the toilet seat with shit speckles and you just know that there isn't enough toilet paper in the building to handle this and you've got to find a shower asap but maybe you're still at that McDonald's so you start thinking about splashing water on you ass from the sink and using the Dyson drier on your bum but you're terrified some 90 year old man is going to come in with an aching prostate and need to spend 18 minutes agonizingly squeezing 3 drops of piss from his withered cock.

I enjoyed this post. Well done.

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Sandy keep some baby wipes with you.

But yeah nice post.

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Darkside wrote:
This movie was like when you wake up the day after working in the sun all day the day before and you sit on the toilet hoping for a good bm to start your day but all you get is like 3 rabbit pellet poops and your stomach hurts all day until you drink a half gallon of coffee and a mcmuffin and you spray liquid shit all over the toilet to the point where it backsplashes and coats the underside of the toilet seat with shit speckles and you just know that there isn't enough toilet paper in the building to handle this and you've got to find a shower asap but maybe you're still at that McDonald's so you start thinking about splashing water on you ass from the sink and using the Dyson drier on your bum but you're terrified some 90 year old man is going to come in with an aching prostate and need to spend 18 minutes agonizingly squeezing 3 drops of piss from his withered cock.


So, does this mean you liked it?

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 Post subject: Re: Better Call NOBODY
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Darkside wrote:
This movie was like when you wake up the day after working in the sun all day the day before and you sit on the toilet hoping for a good bm to start your day but all you get is like 3 rabbit pellet poops and your stomach hurts all day until you drink a half gallon of coffee and a mcmuffin and you spray liquid shit all over the toilet to the point where it backsplashes and coats the underside of the toilet seat with shit speckles and you just know that there isn't enough toilet paper in the building to handle this and you've got to find a shower asap but maybe you're still at that McDonald's so you start thinking about splashing water on you ass from the sink and using the Dyson drier on your bum but you're terrified some 90 year old man is going to come in with an aching prostate and need to spend 18 minutes agonizingly squeezing 3 drops of piss from his withered cock.


So, does this mean you liked it?

Yeah it was ok.

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Darkside wrote:
Minooka Meatball wrote:
Darkside wrote:
This movie was like when you wake up the day after working in the sun all day the day before and you sit on the toilet hoping for a good bm to start your day but all you get is like 3 rabbit pellet poops and your stomach hurts all day until you drink a half gallon of coffee and a mcmuffin and you spray liquid shit all over the toilet to the point where it backsplashes and coats the underside of the toilet seat with shit speckles and you just know that there isn't enough toilet paper in the building to handle this and you've got to find a shower asap but maybe you're still at that McDonald's so you start thinking about splashing water on you ass from the sink and using the Dyson drier on your bum but you're terrified some 90 year old man is going to come in with an aching prostate and need to spend 18 minutes agonizingly squeezing 3 drops of piss from his withered cock.


So, does this mean you liked it?

Yeah it was ok.

Yup. It's better to feel something than nothing.
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 Post subject: Re: Better Call NOBODY
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I enjoyed this movie while watching it but then I spent an hour afterwards thinking about how stupid it was. He does a good Liam Neeson impression though.

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This was on HBO over the weekend.

It started out good. But they ran out of time and rushed the last third of it. Became a music video with explosions.

Odenkirk played the role well.
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I enjoyed the hell out of this movie. It starts slow because it has to set up the premise but when the guy says "I'm gonna fuck you up" the roller coaster kicks in.

It's not a long movie and it just gets nuts.

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Darkside wrote:
This movie was like when you wake up the day after working in the sun all day the day before and you sit on the toilet hoping for a good bm to start your day but all you get is like 3 rabbit pellet poops and your stomach hurts all day until you drink a half gallon of coffee and a mcmuffin and you spray liquid shit all over the toilet to the point where it backsplashes and coats the underside of the toilet seat with shit speckles and you just know that there isn't enough toilet paper in the building to handle this and you've got to find a shower asap but maybe you're still at that McDonald's so you start thinking about splashing water on you ass from the sink and using the Dyson drier on your bum but you're terrified some 90 year old man is going to come in with an aching prostate and need to spend 18 minutes agonizingly squeezing 3 drops of piss from his withered cock.

I can say that after reading this post I am glad I quit drinking.

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