I know he is a drunk. I doubt he's always drunk when he does these Cubs games. Maybe sometimes. Who knows? But I think he's boozed himself to the point where he always sounds drunk even if he's sober.

He's got that slow, stupid cadence to whatever stupid thing he's saying.

It shows you the talent of Harry Carey.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Once a week he's ok. He gets really gushy, and overly sentimental. He said a good at bat was having a pitcher throw 5 pitches to wear him down. Then, a guy could be 0 for 5, with 5 pitches each ab and have 5 good at bats? Dempster praising J-Hey on always being there was funny too.

I’m watching the rebroadcast of last nights game and he literally just said about the .180 hitting Ian Happ “I’ve never seen a player have a better round of batting practice than what Happ had today “

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Please bless us with some more great radio thoughts beardown

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

And, yes, I know that's Jr. but he's the one that most people might know.

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You know me like that.