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Seacrest

Post subject: IRS

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2021 12:06 pm

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If anyone knows how to set up an appointment or where to show up currently to discuss a personal tax issue, your help would be much appreciated.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: IRS

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2021 12:08 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: IRS

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2021 12:09 pm

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https://apps.irs.gov/app/officeLocator/index.jsp

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Brick

Post subject: Re: IRS

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2021 12:10 pm

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Seacrest wrote:

If anyone knows how to set up an appointment or where to show up currently to discuss a personal tax issue, your help would be much appreciated.

Wait for them to send you an unsolicited text and call them back right away to avoid serious penalties.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: IRS

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2021 12:11 pm

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humble brag

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: IRS

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2021 12:20 pm

100000 CLUB

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

It's more fun to be a victim

Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: IRS

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2021 12:59 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

https://apps.irs.gov/app/officeLocator/index.jsp

I've tried it Doc.

Nothing.

And it says to call, and then the system bounces you.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: IRS

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2021 1:03 pm

Seacrest wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

https://apps.irs.gov/app/officeLocator/index.jsp

I've tried it Doc.

Nothing.

And it says to call, and then the system bounces you.

They'll find you if they think you did something wrong.

They make their own appointments.

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Rod

Post subject: Re: IRS

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2021 1:50 pm

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The closest office to you may be the one in Morton Grove.

I had to go there twice for audits. The first time I was on the way over there with my accountant- who is also one of my close friends- and he told me, "Look, the guy who is handling this is a real asshole. He's weird too." I was like, "What do you mean weird?" My accountant just said, "Weird weird." So we go in there and meet the agent and when he talks it's in this indescribably bizarre voice. It was all I could do not to laugh. When we got done and were back in the car I said to my accountant, "Why didn't you tell me about his voice?" He said, "I told you he was weird."

A couple years later my accountant calls me back and says, "I was over in Morton Grove with another client today and you won't believe it. The guy who handled your audit has a new name and she's wearing a dress!"

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: IRS

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2021 1:51 pm

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Oh, she told you how it would be
Thats one for you nineteen for she

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

It's more fun to be a victim

Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: IRS

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2021 10:11 am

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Bagels wrote:

humble brag

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

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Jaw Breaker

Post subject: Re: IRS

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2021 10:16 am

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Now I've got the "Optima Tax Relief" jingle stuck in my head.

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