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Post subject: Ever been duct taped to an airplane seat?

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 2:42 pm

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https://abc7chicago.com/philadelphia-to ... /10926843/

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Man duct-taped to seat for allegedly touching flight attendants on Frontier flight

PHILADELPHIA -- A man was arrested after a Frontier Airlines flight from Philadelphia to Miami turned violent.

Twenty-two-year-old Maxwell Berry of Norwalk, Ohio is accused of assaulting a male flight attendant and inappropriately touching two female flight attendants on the July 31 flight.

The police report said Berry had two drinks while on the flight and ordered another drink.

The report said Berry brushed an empty cup against the backside of a flight attendant.

Berry then spilled his new drink on his shirt, went to the bathroom, and came out shirtless, the report said. A flight attendant helped him get another shirt from his carry-on.

After walking around for 15 minutes, the report said, Berry then groped the chests of female flight attendants.

Police said he then punched a male flight attendant in the face who had been called over to watch him.

A fight ensued and passengers restrained Berry, the report said.

Passenger Alfredo Rivera took out his cellphone and captured the altercation.

"He was starting to get aggressive and basically attacked the male flight attendant," Rivera said.

He was duct-taped to the seat until the flight landed and police handcuffed him.

Berry was charged with three counts of battery and taken to Miami-Dade County Jail - TGK Correctional Center.

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Post subject: Re: Ever been duct taped to an airplane seat?

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 2:43 pm

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a retard wrote:

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https://abc7chicago.com/philadelphia-to ... /10926843/

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Man duct-taped to seat for allegedly touching flight attendants on Frontier flight

That’s quite the résumé.

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Post subject: Re: Ever been duct taped to an airplane seat?

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 2:45 pm

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Wow. Guy's kind of a jerk.

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Post subject: Re: Ever been duct taped to an airplane seat?

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 2:45 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Wow. Guy's kind of a jerk.

I agree.

But on the other hand, he accomplished quite a bit in a 2hr flight.

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Bagels

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Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 2:50 pm

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sounds like he could give Peter Buck a run for his money

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Ever been duct taped to an airplane seat?

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 2:52 pm

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Wow. Guy's kind of a jerk.

I agree.

But on the other hand, he accomplished quite a bit in a 2hr flight.

Why can't I ever be on one of those flights?

THAT, gentlemen, is entertainment. Dude just jumped up and punched JLN right in the face

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Ever been duct taped to an airplane seat?

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 3:21 pm

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i swear this was a whistler thread.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Ever been duct taped to an airplane seat?

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 3:26 pm

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I'm all for having a couple beers in the airport or whatever, but being shitfaced on a plane is just not fun.

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Ogie Oglethorpe

Post subject: Re: Ever been duct taped to an airplane seat?

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 3:38 pm

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Guy deserved it

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Ever been duct taped to an airplane seat?

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 3:39 pm

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I think Beardown needs to become an Air Marshal with his advanced knowledge of chaining people down.

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Jaw Breaker

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Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 3:44 pm

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I know Frontier is bare-bones, but that pic makes it look like there's not even an aisle.

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Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 3:55 pm

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$2mil, I know it's not chump change...but in 2021 it's not really a fortune to drunkenly brag about your parents and grandpappy.

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Tad Queasy

Post subject: Re: Ever been duct taped to an airplane seat?

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 4:03 pm

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He looks like Ed Helms.

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Post subject: Re: Ever been duct taped to an airplane seat?

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 4:13 pm

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He:

- got drunk
- grabbed a flight attendant’s ass (kind of?)
- took his shirt off and walked around a crowded airplane for 15 minutes
- grabbed at least one other flight attendant’s chest
- punched a male flight attendant in the face
- got duct taped to an airplane seat

…and all in about 2 hours. That’s a lot of life to live in a short amount of time.

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Peoria Matt

Post subject: Re: Ever been duct taped to an airplane seat?

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 4:39 pm

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And I think I saw the crew was suspended for duct taping him to the seat.

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Ever been duct taped to an airplane seat?

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 4:40 pm

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Peoria Matt wrote:

And I think I saw the crew was suspended for duct taping him to the seat.

Probably because they put a shirt on him first.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Ever been duct taped to an airplane seat?

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 4:48 pm

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Those two drinks must have been potent.

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WayneStylie

Post subject: Re: Ever been duct taped to an airplane seat?

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 4:51 pm

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Whoa, bro that dude totes reminds me of T-Y! Tyson was more crafty though, he could tug on those taddies and get away with it. He was an Ubergroper like the shiz. I remember one time me and the gold team took a trip out to Myrtle and fucked the place up. We were tiltin carts and spraying beers like crazy. I think Chaz got lucky with some beer chick who looked like that Paige Spiranac chick. Now those are some serious doorknobs to twist brah. For realizes, I’d motorboat those all dizaaayy.

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Ogie Oglethorpe

Post subject: Re: Ever been duct taped to an airplane seat?

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 4:53 pm

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If your parents are rich, you really shouldn't be flying Frontier.

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CDOM

Post subject: Re: Ever been duct taped to an airplane seat?

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 4:55 pm

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Sooo... You CAN'T grope a female flight attendants' chest?

Asking for a friend.

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Ever been duct taped to an airplane seat?

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 5:07 pm

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You can if she's a stewardess.

I've seen Madmen

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a retard

Post subject: Re: Ever been duct taped to an airplane seat?

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 5:15 pm

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I was wondering where the $2M came in. I guess this explains it. :lol:

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: Ever been duct taped to an airplane seat?

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 5:50 pm

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Peoria Matt wrote:

And I think I saw the crew was suspended for duct taping him to the seat.

Paid holiday to reward them for a job well-done

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Post subject: Re: Ever been duct taped to an airplane seat?

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 7:23 pm

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Hussra wrote:

Peoria Matt wrote:

And I think I saw the crew was suspended for duct taping him to the seat.

Paid holiday to reward them for a job well-done

It may have technically been a safety regulation thing because if the plane had crashed the passengers in the middle and window seats in his row would have been at increased risk as they wouldn't be able to get around him.

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Post subject: Re: Ever been duct taped to an airplane seat?

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 7:33 pm

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Jaw Breaker wrote:

I know Frontier is bare-bones, but that pic makes it look like there's not even an aisle.

Those seats look like big folding chairs.

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Drunk Squirrel

Post subject: Re: Ever been duct taped to an airplane seat?

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 8:36 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Those two drinks must have been potent.

Big Gulps apparently.

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OscarTangoEcho

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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2021 8:59 am

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I'm sorry, but I need to disagree. What in the hell was that crew thinking. That duct tape they used was specifically for holes in the plane, nothing else. It could have ended in a tragic crash.

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