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Ralph, that situation sucks but I'm looking forward to the stories.

This x1000


I hope he survived the evening's "festivities".

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Well at the end of day 1 we are all in tact so far.

FIL told BIL as soon as he arrived that he was to play nice or get his ass kicked and so far he has done that.

But a lot of time left. A blow up will happen at some point.

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I have to be the one to say something because I can’t be quiet when my wife or kids are disrespected.
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FIL told BIL as soon as he arrived that he was to play nice or get his ass kicked and so far he has done that.
He's played nice, or gotten his ass kicked?

Also, is alcohol involved here? If so, we need to get an MTV Film crew to the residence ASAP.

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I have to be the one to say something because I can’t be quiet when my wife or kids are disrespected.
100% agree.
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FIL told BIL as soon as he arrived that he was to play nice or get his ass kicked and so far he has done that.
He's played nice, or gotten his ass kicked?

Also, is alcohol involved here? If so, we need to get an MTV Film crew to the residence ASAP.

I don't think alcohol matters, this fire is simmering.

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Well at the end of day 1 we are all in tact so far.

FIL told BIL as soon as he arrived that he was to play nice or get his ass kicked and so far he has done that.

But a lot of time left. A blow up will happen at some point.



Thanks for the update.

I was starting to watch CNN for a mass shooting to pop up in Missouri.

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Alcohol with extended family is always required....regardless of simmering fires


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Alcohol with extended family is always required....regardless of simmering fires


Yep


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Alcohol is often used as an eccelerant.

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No real drinkers here, an occasional beer in the evenings.

Had first moment today. All the females went shopping which left BIL taking care of the son. Son bolts out the door and BIL goes out after him. We see him running around the house and can’t find him. He is starting to panic. Then we hear him in my in-laws bathroom. There was a sliding glass door in their bedroom left unlocked and he got into the bathroom and got into a bunch of stuff including spraying water all over. When BIL learns he is inside he sits down and says well he can’t do much damage in a bathroom. Right about that time FIL screams “get your ass in here and take care of your son, you don’t have time to sit around on your fat ass, this isn’t my kid doing all this.”

I am sitting at the table watching all this. My FIL comes out and joins me at table and says “that is one ignorant SOB!” I say indeed he is.

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No real drinkers here, an occasional beer in the evenings.

Had first moment today. All the females went shopping which left BIL taking care of the son. Son bolts out the door and BIL goes out after him. We see him running around the house and can’t find him. He is starting to panic. Then we hear him in my in-laws bathroom. There was a sliding glass door in their bedroom left unlocked and he got into the bathroom and got into a bunch of stuff including spraying water all over. When BIL learns he is inside he sits down and says well he can’t do much damage in a bathroom. Right about that time FIL screams “get your ass in here and take care of your son, you don’t have time to sit around on your fat ass, this isn’t my kid doing all this.”

I am sitting at the table watching all this. My FIL comes out and joins me at table and says “that is one ignorant SOB!” I say indeed he is.

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And now that ignorant SOB is wandering around a soy bean field looking for his sons shoe.

Last night FIL told him that he as going to lose something in that field that he didn’t need to be out there. BIL says oh no he will be fine.

Now as he is looking for missing shoe FIL says “I told that idiot it was going to happen...don’t you dare go out there and help him” I said no worries :lol:

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And now that ignorant SOB is wandering around a soy bean field looking for his sons shoe.

Last night FIL told him that he as going to lose something in that field that he didn’t need to be out there. BIL says oh no he will be fine.

Now as he is looking for missing shoe FIL says “I told that idiot it was going to happen...don’t you dare go out there and help him” I said no worries :lol:


I have your FIL, a cross between Red Foreman and J. Jonah Jameson.
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I'm liking the FIL.

:lol:

Yeah in these situations he is great.

Unfortunately there are other issues where he is not so great.

But I am definitely enjoying this time.

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And now that ignorant SOB is wandering around a soy bean field looking for his sons shoe.

Last night FIL told him that he as going to lose something in that field that he didn’t need to be out there. BIL says oh no he will be fine.

Now as he is looking for missing shoe FIL says “I told that idiot it was going to happen...don’t you dare go out there and help him” I said no worries :lol:


I have your FIL, a cross between Red Foreman and J. Jonah Jameson.

:lol:

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Did the Baby McNown find his shoe?

Nope. I am looking forward to seeing his wife’s reaction when she finds out. I bet he is back in the field looking for it.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: and now the kid crapped his pants.

FIL “well you better clean that shit up, you should have been paying better attention to him “

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No real drinkers here, an occasional beer in the evenings.

Had first moment today. All the females went shopping which left BIL taking care of the son. Son bolts out the door and BIL goes out after him. We see him running around the house and can’t find him. He is starting to panic. Then we hear him in my in-laws bathroom. There was a sliding glass door in their bedroom left unlocked and he got into the bathroom and got into a bunch of stuff including spraying water all over. When BIL learns he is inside he sits down and says well he can’t do much damage in a bathroom. Right about that time FIL screams “get your ass in here and take care of your son, you don’t have time to sit around on your fat ass, this isn’t my kid doing all this.”

I am sitting at the table watching all this. My FIL comes out and joins me at table and says “that is one ignorant SOB!” I say indeed he is.


:lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: and now the kid crapped his pants.

FIL “well you better clean that shit up, you should have been paying better attention to him “


:lol: :lol:

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This is great. Wasn't rodeovan the other guy with psycho inlaws? Those were delightful stories.

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I was out to eat last night and the restaurant was playing a series of bangers from the 80s.

I earmarked one song in particular as something I’d listen to all day today until I got sick of it. I then promptly forgot what it was and I’ve been pouring through 80s playlists trying to figure it out with no luck.

This is literally the worst thing that’s happened to anyone, anywhere.


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I was out to eat last night and the restaurant was playing a series of bangers from the 80s.

I earmarked one song in particular as something I’d listen to all day today until I got sick of it. I then promptly forgot what it was and I’ve been pouring through 80s playlists trying to figure it out with no luck.

This is literally the worst thing that’s happened to anyone, anywhere.


Was is Smooth Up In Ya by Bulletboys?

It was not. It came after Under Pressure and Valerie, but before Back in Black if that helps.

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My key in my relationship with father in law is to fuck up the least in his eyes. Thank god my wife’s brothers have all taken turns being great successes in the fucking up department. The ex brother in law was pretty good at making my life easy too.


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My key in relationship with FS her in law is to fuxk up the least in his eyes. Thank god my wife’s brother’s have all taken turns being great successes in that department. The ex brother in law was lrettt good at making my life easy too.

Are you Chinese or did you just have a stroke?

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