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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Byron David Smith

Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2021 11:30 pm

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Dude had zero chill.

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Seacrest wrote:

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Byron David Smith

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2021 5:40 am

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I like his work. The Gold Standard in home defense.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Byron David Smith

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2021 6:25 am

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Nardi wrote:

I like his work. The Gold Standard in home defense.

Feels like the gold standard would not result with a murder conviction.

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Seacrest wrote:

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Byron David Smith

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2021 6:32 am

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You have to respect his dedication towards not interfering with the Thanksgiving plans of the police.

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Byron David Smith

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2021 6:35 am

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SpiralStairs wrote:

Nardi wrote:

I like his work. The Gold Standard in home defense.

Feels like the gold standard would not result with a murder conviction.

Fuck your feelings.

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: Byron David Smith

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2021 6:42 am

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Curious what would bring this up after so long?

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Byron David Smith

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2021 6:46 am

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Hero. 2 bags of shit won’t ever be bothering anyone again nor be a drain on the system. Huge win.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Byron David Smith

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2021 6:56 am

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pittmike wrote:

Curious what would bring this up after so long?

Thinking about law school exam hypotheticals. This one is SOLID.

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Seacrest wrote:

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Byron David Smith

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2021 7:03 am

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maybe it's timely because "don't breathe 2" is about to come out.

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Byron David Smith

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2021 7:07 am

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SpiralStairs wrote:

pittmike wrote:

Curious what would bring this up after so long?

Thinking about law school exam hypotheticals. This one is SOLID.

OK. Then say something solid. I know you're capable.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Byron David Smith

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2021 7:09 am

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SpiralStairs wrote:

pittmike wrote:

Curious what would bring this up after so long?

Thinking about law school exam hypotheticals. This one is SOLID.

Did they add his middle name in after he killed them?

If I ever meet someone and ask their name and they give me all three of them then I'm running as fast as I can.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Byron David Smith

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2021 7:12 am

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Nardi wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

pittmike wrote:

Curious what would bring this up after so long?

Thinking about law school exam hypotheticals. This one is SOLID.

OK. Then say something solid. I know you're capable.

Guy seemed like a bit of a crank. Could have avoided jail if he just shot them once or twice, but he got greedy.

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Seacrest wrote:

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: Byron David Smith

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2021 8:24 am

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Brick wrote:

If I ever meet someone and ask their name and they give me all three of them then I'm running as fast as I can.

Yep.

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Byron David Smith

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2021 8:30 am

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SpiralStairs wrote:

Nardi wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

pittmike wrote:

Curious what would bring this up after so long?

Thinking about law school exam hypotheticals. This one is SOLID.

OK. Then say something solid. I know you're capable.

Guy seemed like a bit of a crank. Could have avoided jail if he just shot them once or twice, but he got greedy.

Agreed. A vigilante type. Had some life experiences at his house that he was fed up with.

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Drunk Squirrel

Post subject: Re: Byron David Smith

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2021 8:36 am

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SpiralStairs wrote:

Nardi wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

pittmike wrote:

Curious what would bring this up after so long?

Thinking about law school exam hypotheticals. This one is SOLID.

OK. Then say something solid. I know you're capable.

Guy seemed like a bit of a crank. Could have avoided jail if he just shot them once or twice, but he got greedy.

Setting up audio recording before hand probably didn’t help.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Byron David Smith

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2021 8:51 am

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Drunk Squirrel wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

Nardi wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

pittmike wrote:

Curious what would bring this up after so long?

Thinking about law school exam hypotheticals. This one is SOLID.

OK. Then say something solid. I know you're capable.

Guy seemed like a bit of a crank. Could have avoided jail if he just shot them once or twice, but he got greedy.

Setting up audio recording before hand probably didn’t help.

Racing back home after you leave your house and then waiting for them to break in so you can blow them away is also not a great look.

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Seacrest wrote:

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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Drunk Squirrel

Post subject: Re: Byron David Smith

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2021 8:55 am

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SpiralStairs wrote:

Drunk Squirrel wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

Nardi wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

pittmike wrote:

Curious what would bring this up after so long?

Thinking about law school exam hypotheticals. This one is SOLID.

OK. Then say something solid. I know you're capable.

Guy seemed like a bit of a crank. Could have avoided jail if he just shot them once or twice, but he got greedy.

Setting up audio recording before hand probably didn’t help.

Racing back home after you leave your house and then waiting for them to break in so you can blow them away is also not a great look.

Switching guns to finish off the second intruder? I'm thinking bad. So what we are saying, the guy made a few small mistakes. Shit happens.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Byron David Smith

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2021 8:57 am

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Leaving his house then coming back to waste them was a rookie move. If he just stayed there and waited for them to break in he could have blasted away with complete confidence.

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Seacrest wrote:

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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This Ends in Antioch

Post subject: Re: Byron David Smith

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2021 8:58 am

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What about the pithy dialogue between shots?

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Nardi wrote:

We walk, talk, and won't shit our pants

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Byron David Smith

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2021 9:02 am

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

What about the pithy dialogue between shots?

I imagine he thought it was badass. A real Charles Bronson type situation.

Who wouldn't want to avenge their stolen goods?

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The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Byron David Smith

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2021 10:11 am

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The actual victims were the ones breaking into people's homes.

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Byron David Smith

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2021 10:23 am

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SpiralStairs wrote:

This Ends in Antioch wrote:

What about the pithy dialogue between shots?

I imagine he thought it was badass. A real Charles Bronson type situation.

Who wouldn't want to avenge their stolen goods?

I definitely want to avenge my stolen goods. Am I a freak?

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This Ends in Antioch

Post subject: Re: Byron David Smith

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2021 10:28 am

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Nardi wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

This Ends in Antioch wrote:

What about the pithy dialogue between shots?

I imagine he thought it was badass. A real Charles Bronson type situation.

Who wouldn't want to avenge their stolen goods?

I definitely want to avenge my stolen goods. Am I a freak?

Only if in so doing, you administer a coup de grâce or two to some teenagers.

At that point you’re definitely a freak.

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Peter Clavin wrote:

Because you are stupid, maybe read some books educate yourself.

Nardi wrote:

We walk, talk, and won't shit our pants

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Byron David Smith

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2021 11:05 am

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badrogue17 wrote:

The actual victims were the ones breaking into people's homes.

Yes. That's what everyone here is saying. Can't get anything past you!

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The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: Byron David Smith

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2021 3:11 pm

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Shooting the dude, ok, I guess. But did he have to waste a perfectly fine white girl? Already breaking into houses to feed her drug habit at 17, she had future porn star written all over her.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Byron David Smith

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2021 3:23 pm

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there's a great YT comment in the video that has reenactment footage w/audio:

He probably could’ve gotten away with it had he not gave a chilling serial killer interview

that whispering...

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Byron David Smith

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2021 3:41 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

The actual victims were the ones breaking into people's homes.

Shoot the hostage.

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There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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