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 Post subject: Eternals
PostPosted: Mon May 24, 2021 8:13 am 
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First Trailer

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G8wxsGl-rMA

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Very cool

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x_me3xsvDgk

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2021 8:33 am 
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I have more interest in re-watching that Capt Marvel movie than I do watching this, and I have only seen that once.


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 Post subject: Re: Eternals
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Must be pretty bad if they saw Thanos kill half the population and they were like "Oh, not a big deal" but now they need to do something.

I loved the entire Avengers set of 37 movies they did but all of these movies seem to lack direction and star power.

Phase 1 of the original movies introduced Iron Man, Hulk, Captain America, and Thor.

So far, these movies/tv shows have been a collection of retired Avengers, Loki, and seemingly female Thor and maybe a new Captain America.

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 Post subject: Re: Eternals
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Must be pretty bad if they saw Thanos kill half the population and they were like "Oh, not a big deal" but now they need to do something.

I loved the entire Avengers set of 37 movies they did but all of these movies seem to lack direction and star power.

Phase 1 of the original movies introduced Iron Man, Hulk, Captain America, and Thor.

So far, these movies/tv shows have been a collection of retired Avengers, Loki, and seemingly female Thor and maybe a new Captain America.



Marvel Phase 4: Look how diverse we are now!

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 Post subject: Re: Eternals
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Brick wrote:
Must be pretty bad if they saw Thanos kill half the population and they were like "Oh, not a big deal" but now they need to do something.

I loved the entire Avengers set of 37 movies they did but all of these movies seem to lack direction and star power.

Phase 1 of the original movies introduced Iron Man, Hulk, Captain America, and Thor.

So far, these movies/tv shows have been a collection of retired Avengers, Loki, and seemingly female Thor and maybe a new Captain America.



Marvel Phase 4: Look how diverse we are now!

This is where they will lose me. Not because of diversity, but forced diversity.


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 Post subject: Re: Eternals
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Cashman wrote:
shakes wrote:
Brick wrote:
Must be pretty bad if they saw Thanos kill half the population and they were like "Oh, not a big deal" but now they need to do something.

I loved the entire Avengers set of 37 movies they did but all of these movies seem to lack direction and star power.

Phase 1 of the original movies introduced Iron Man, Hulk, Captain America, and Thor.

So far, these movies/tv shows have been a collection of retired Avengers, Loki, and seemingly female Thor and maybe a new Captain America.



Marvel Phase 4: Look how diverse we are now!

This is where they will lose me. Not because of diversity, but forced diversity.


What would not be forced diversity?

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 Post subject: Re: Eternals
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Cashman wrote:
shakes wrote:
Brick wrote:
Must be pretty bad if they saw Thanos kill half the population and they were like "Oh, not a big deal" but now they need to do something.

I loved the entire Avengers set of 37 movies they did but all of these movies seem to lack direction and star power.

Phase 1 of the original movies introduced Iron Man, Hulk, Captain America, and Thor.

So far, these movies/tv shows have been a collection of retired Avengers, Loki, and seemingly female Thor and maybe a new Captain America.



Marvel Phase 4: Look how diverse we are now!

This is where they will lose me. Not because of diversity, but forced diversity.


What would not be forced diversity?

Good actors in roles that work. Idris Elba as an example. That character could of been more.


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 Post subject: Re: Eternals
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As long as the movie and story are good then I’m ok with some race and gender bending for non archetypal super heroes.

The Eternals don’t really have the built in fan base that is going to revolt because of inserted diversity.

Pretty sure the next big mad fan event is going to be when Magneto’s race is changed.

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Pretty sure the next big mad fan event is going to be when Magneto’s race is changed.



Marvel Phase 5: We compromise and just make all the villains POCs and women.

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 Post subject: Re: Eternals
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they've been scraping the inside of the jar since Jessica Jones/Iron Fist. I really cant see casual superhero fans who know about the main avengers stuff following along for this and everything else thats in the damn pipeline

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 Post subject: Re: Eternals
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You’d lose a lot of money continually betting insert next Marvel movie here is the one that will flop. Comic book movie fans, myself included, are idiots.


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 Post subject: Re: Eternals
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Unless this introduces Apocalypse, I am not interested.


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 Post subject: Re: Eternals
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Probably going to see Storm and Deadpool before you see Apocalypse.

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 Post subject: Re: Eternals
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Jbi11s wrote:
Probably going to see Storm and Deadpool before you see Apocalypse.



Wakanda Forever? Which is arguably better than Wauconda, fishing for an afternoon. That would be the introduction for Storm though right? Obviously she can't be married to Black Panther now but if they were going to introduce her that would still be the spot if not in a direct X-Men movie.


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 Post subject: Re: Eternals
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That is a strong rumor, and there were grumbling about Thor Love & Thunder as well.

Wakanda forever makes more sense, but I wouldn’t put it past Taika to make it work for Thor 4.

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 Post subject: Re: Eternals
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Reviews good

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 Post subject: Re: Eternals
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Also, post credits scene has been spoiled online.

Beware.

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 Post subject: Re: Eternals
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Reviews good



no, reviews bad.

Currently sitting at 50% for critics. Even the positive reviews make it sound like it sucks.

No surprise here, did anyone besides Jbills expect this to be good?

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 Post subject: Re: Eternals
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Yes reviews very bad

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 Post subject: Re: Eternals
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When will comedians learn that muscles aren't funny? You don't have to go all Amy Schumer but I can't think of a comedian who got in shape and became funnier.

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 Post subject: Re: Eternals
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When will comedians learn that muscles aren't funny? You don't have to go all Amy Schumer but I can't think of a comedian who got in shape and became funnier.


You miss the old Carrot Top, don't you?

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Lol, that's who I immediately thought of.

Ryan Reynolds was pretty chiseled for Deadpool.

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 Post subject: Re: Eternals
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Joe Piscopo was the first.

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Joe Piscopo was the first.


yep.

Incredibly funny and kept up with Eddie Murphy in their SNL class. Took roids and now he is doing shows as a Sinatra cover band for old gindaloons in atlantic city.

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Slow the roll on Point Break being one of the best action films ever made. Seriously.


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 Post subject: Re: Eternals
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I mean I need to revisit it, but I would definitely say it’s one of the better action movies of that era.

And there were MANY contenders in that era.

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I mean I need to revisit it, but I would definitely say it’s one of the better action movies of that era.

It certainly was.


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Finally getting around to this. Holy crap. I mean it's kind of a mess with all the SJW crap... it's ok. Incredibly long. Will watch the last hour tonight.

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