Almost Halloween time, so now’s as good as ever…

Let’s move past controversial topics like whether the US won WW2 or whether Denis has a clear landing zone somewhere in Spiral.

What’s your favorite candy? I’m a Reese’s guy myself and have already started my annual 2 bags a week for 2 months trend. For the non-diabetics in the crowd, what’s your poison?

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Mother Russia won WW2. US has never won one on their own, unless the Civil War counts.

This is why critical race theory must be taught. Candy. Jesus.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

Candy Jesus is blasphemously delicious.

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Charleston Chew
Dots
100 Grand
Rolo

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Cadbury Eggs are gross, but that goo in the middle reminds me of you.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Is that a shot at my curvy, egg shaped figure?

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What else could it be?

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In that case F u Denis!

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Hershey's miniatures but I give the Mr. Goodbars to trick or treaters.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Last time I saw you, I think you weighed about 120 pounds soaking wet. It was a comment on your ability to fill a hole with cream.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

How much did he weigh after you dried him off?

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He got wetter. 120 pounds plus a few ounces of man juice.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I've put on about 100lbs since then

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That’s a lot of dudes…

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What are we insinuating again? I've lost track. Not really one for subtlety.

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So you turned into Leash. I am good with that.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Hershey’s milk is put thru a process that produces butyric acid which is in things like spoiled milk and Parmesan cheese. Some people don’t like it.


Take 5 and snickers are what I raid out of my kids bags.

Brachs caramel royals, Sunkist fruit gems, and kits were faves when I was little.

Kathryn beich caramel bars and life saver swirl pops were the best.

I could probably eat my weight in Midnight Milky Way bars.

Dell Griffith!!


I love me some Dove Dark chocolate, but those little wrappers are a pain.

The Reese's Peanut Butter Cup is the greatest thing ever, especially when they have been in the fridge.

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

Reese's are great. There is a local restaurant out here that makes and sells huge, over-sized peanut butter cups and they are tasty but WAY too much of a good thing, its hard to get through an entire one. The traditional, 2-cups-to-a-package Reese's peanut butter cups are hard to beat.

As far as candy bars go, Krackel will always be my one and only.

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups (not the minatures)
Sour Patch Kids
Snickers
Milky Way


People who give out Mounds and Almond Joy can all go to hell

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i like all of it.

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@audioidkid

Those are like cylindrical pyramids, right?

We literally did a podcast about this very topic a couple years ago. You were on it.

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You know me like that.

I saw something about that on Adam Ragusea's YouTube channel (I think you would like it), where he said Hershey's candy tastes like soap to some people. For others (like me), it's the best.

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I along with Dave Brubeck appreciate Take 5.

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An unjust law is no law at all--St. Augustine of Hippo

Cause tried and true
I see the light in you
Oh, can you dig in my soul?
Could you smell my whole...
life?--Gener and Deaner

Adam Ragusea! Also a musical contributor to one of my favorite podcasts - The Greatest Generation.

His stuff is good.

I watch History Channel or one of those channels for the series The Food That Built America. Said Hershey had a hard time reverse-engineering the chocolate he had tried in Europe and had a batch where the milk had soured a bit and said that was the formula to use.

So, that's why European chocolate tastes different for us in the US because we grew up eating Hershey's.

Maybe it isn't true but it was interesting to watch.

I also love the Take 5.

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You know me like that.

Correct.

In Junior college, I worked with a guy who's wife worked at the Tootsie Roll factory. He always had candy to pass out. Every so often, he would bring in Dots or Tootsie Rolls that were literally just off the production line. So fresh that they were actually still warm. So fresh that some of them were loose in a ziplock baggie because the glue on the wrappers hadn't yet solidified to hold closed. By far, THE best candy I have ever had.

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