Fuck you for putting Nebraska-Illinois on today as your showcase game when there is no other game to watch.

I can't think of a worse Power 5 match-up from an entertainment standpoint

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5 hours until Justin Fields runs wild on you!

Agreed, who wants to watch Nebraska?

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My daughter and I?

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The FOX broadcast just put up the Nebraska TD animation and gave them the points on the scoreboard after an Illini scoop-and-score.

I know you’re technically correct, but calling it a power 5 matchup seems like a stretch.

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It's almost as bad as looking at the fugly Illini cheerleaders.

Plus this is a crappy broadcast.

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Come on, man.

I know those guys aren’t as shredded as you might like.

But they’re corn-fed and well-marbled.

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Adrian Martinez SUCKS

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That entire team quit in the second quarter. Right after the announcers got finished talking about how Scott Frost was restoring Nebraska to the old days.

And yeah Martinez blows.

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Frost will restore them to the Osborne glory days. I mean they said the same for Solich, Callahan, Reilly and pelini. Well, maybe since they’ve fired Solich they have said that for each coach but this time it will happen.

Troof

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Nice to watch a well-disciplined team beat a team that beats itself for a change.

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Well said Doc.

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Can't argue. And did it with a backup QB to boot.

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Denied. Having nothing but dogshit games in August is one of CFB’s finest traditions. Setting the tone early that you’re such a sports degenerate you’ll watch any dumpster fire game really separates the men from the boys.

Seems like he's been there for 5 years.

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Right? Seems like he's been there forever, pretty sure he was one of Callihan's first recruits

Hate to rain on Doc's Illini parade but Martinez literally gave the Illini one touchdown, and missed two wide open receivers that would have given Nebraska two more of their own.

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The Illini have done that all the time the last few years.

We didn't get to count it.

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Understood, I don't want you to get too disappointed when the OSU train rolls thru

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Bret Bielema is a dope. He'd still be at Wisconsin competing for Big10 championships and the Rose Bowl. Instead, he's hoping to make to the QuickLane bowl in Detroit. That said, he can build a team that pounds the running game and controls the clock. He was a good hire for IL.

Considering they might have lost both their best offensive and defensive players yesterday for an extended period, my expectations are modest.

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