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 Post subject: Re: Taking a wiz
PostPosted: Tue Aug 31, 2021 1:50 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Taking a wiz
PostPosted: Tue Aug 31, 2021 2:10 pm 
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I don't think I've ever heard of speed rails.

JORR....more downstate cred than Dr. Ken.

Be sure to give everyone a one-finger wave from the steering wheel of your truck when you pass them on the country road for me next time.

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One finger.. must not know them.


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 Post subject: Re: Taking a wiz
PostPosted: Tue Aug 31, 2021 3:44 pm 
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I don't think I've ever heard of speed rails.

JORR....more downstate cred than Dr. Ken.

Be sure to give everyone a one-finger wave from the steering wheel of your truck when you pass them on the country road for me next time.

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One finger.. must not know them.


It's a courtesy.

Just happy to see another person on that road in my experience.

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 Post subject: Re: Taking a wiz
PostPosted: Wed Sep 01, 2021 12:27 am 
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

There were a couple Indian brothers I grew up with.


some of the indians and pakistanis at my work had to be talked to - first by individuals and when that didn't work, by management

it is their special custom to dab themselves after peeing and leaving the paper towel or toilet paper on the top of the urinal for the next person to smell their cock and pee when they relieve themselves. the goat's head in the microwave doesn't count here, that's another complaint for HR.

i'm not and have never been a big fan of multiculturalism.


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 Post subject: Re: Taking a wiz
PostPosted: Wed Sep 01, 2021 6:22 am 
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NWsider4-3-3 wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

There were a couple Indian brothers I grew up with.


some of the indians and pakistanis at my work had to be talked to - first by individuals and when that didn't work, by management

it is their special custom to dab themselves after peeing and leaving the paper towel or toilet paper on the top of the urinal for the next person to smell their cock and pee when they relieve themselves. the goat's head in the microwave doesn't count here, that's another complaint for HR.

i'm not and have never been a big fan of multiculturalism.

Shocking.

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 Post subject: Re: Taking a wiz
PostPosted: Wed Sep 01, 2021 6:47 am 
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at home a sit most of the time. it usually turns into a 5 minute escape from the pandemonium of my family. but in truth i pee outside 90% of the time.

anywhere else, i'm a stander.


Same.

It also may have come with getting fat as I got old. Now that I'm getting back in shape, I piss standing up most of the time at home now too.

Over the years, I've also transitioned to balls out. Such a better way.

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 Post subject: Re: Taking a wiz
PostPosted: Wed Sep 01, 2021 10:46 am 
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NWsider4-3-3 wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

There were a couple Indian brothers I grew up with.


some of the indians and pakistanis at my work had to be talked to - first by individuals and when that didn't work, by management

it is their special custom to dab themselves after peeing and leaving the paper towel or toilet paper on the top of the urinal for the next person to smell their cock and pee when they relieve themselves. the goat's head in the microwave doesn't count here, that's another complaint for HR.

i'm not and have never been a big fan of multiculturalism.

Shocking.


i suppose, though the rejection of various aspects of culture are being celebrated. rejecting the nuclear family, the scientific method and the protestant work ethic are currently debated.

i reject leaving urine dabbed paper on the tops of urinals and goat heads in the microwave.


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 Post subject: Re: Taking a wiz
PostPosted: Wed Sep 01, 2021 2:15 pm 
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Nas wrote:
I piss in the dark at night. I was a HoFer when toilets used to be filled to the rim with water. Now without a direct water hit I don't know if I pissed in the toilet or on the side of it until the next morning or until someone is yelling at me. Still better than cutting on a light.


We remodeled our bathroom but the toilet was an old school model that could suck down an entire duvet with no problem. I didn't want to replace it with one of those low-flow green new deal pieces of shit. So we did the entire remodel around the old toilet. It came out pretty good.




:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

nice!

You probly hate the new Cubs Sloan shitters then.

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 Post subject: Re: Taking a wiz
PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 11:38 am 
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I kept the 4gpf Kohler from the old bathroom and used it in our basement bath that makes use of a lift pump. I figured more water was better when pumping out a slurry. It has worked fine down there. I would have used it in my bathroom, but the bowl is a small, round version, and the elongated bowl is usually recommended for gentlemen who are abundantly equipped.






And, for fat guys hung like a tick.

Most of our 1.6gpf toilets get a double flush almost every time, definitely defeats the purpose.


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 Post subject: Re: Taking a wiz
PostPosted: Sun Sep 05, 2021 6:36 pm 
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I don't think I've ever heard of speed rails.

JORR....more downstate cred than Dr. Ken.

Be sure to give everyone a one-finger wave from the steering wheel of your truck when you pass them on the country road for me next time.

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I get them all the time when running or biking in central WI.

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 Post subject: Re: Taking a wiz
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Few years back a Mexican guy was shopping in the same aisle at Walmart I was shopping in. He looks bewildered. I asked "What are you looking for?". He says with broken English "I need to take a wiz." I tell him "Think the John is in the front middle." Turns out he was asking where the Cheez Whiz was.

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 Post subject: Re: Taking a wiz
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I kept the 4gpf Kohler.... Most of our 1.6gpf toilets get a double flush almost every time, definitely defeats the purpose.


1.6 * 2 = 3.2

3.2 < 4

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 Post subject: Re: Taking a wiz
PostPosted: Mon Sep 06, 2021 9:44 am 
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K Effective wrote:
I kept the 4gpf Kohler.... Most of our 1.6gpf toilets get a double flush almost every time, definitely defeats the purpose.


1.6 * 2 = 3.2

3.2 < 4


Yeah, if two does the trick.

If that's the case, make it a 3.2gpf and make one flush work.

Actually, we installed a newer Kohler 1.6 in the main bathroom about three yers ago, designed better and far more reliable than the ones we bought 20 years ago


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