LouBob!

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Bad break on that ball bouncing out of play. A wasted opportunity

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SoxMath winners should be rounded up and euthanized.

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That was a Nifty little double play

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Madrigal would not have turned that one

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Gavin Sheets reminding us why he'll be here to stay

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Hell yeah Sheets.

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"Yes, I would just like to say I'm sailing with the rock, and I'll be back, like Independence Day, with Jesus. June 6, like the movie. Big mother ship and all, I'll be back, I'll be back."

Yaz inducing the error. Suck it McCareins_Fan.

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The Pirates sure do suck tonight. They are the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

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Leury?!

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I was hoping to live in Caller Boob's head rent-free, but you'll do in a pinch.

This idiot Benetti using the poster boy for why a starter's W/L record matters as "proof" that it doesn't. I don't care what this clown's ERA is. He's a loser. He stinks.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

He was never a "top level starter." He sucks and he always sucked. LaRussa deserved to be fired for trading Swanson et al for this bum.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Shelby Miller

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Sheets and sheets of talent

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Nice W


Adam Amin and Stacey King calling the KC series?! Yuck

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For real?

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Kind of. Thats the broadcast team Friday. Amin and AJ Pierznski Sat. Not sure who Sunday, but Stone is not on this road trip.

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I guess King is at least capable of inflection, unlike Gordo. Maybe we’ll get a cutesy nickname or two out of Friday night.

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Hernandez is terrible. .296 OBP with the white Sox. 0.9 WAR for the year. Awful player. He creates a big hole in the lineup in a playoff series

He's fine. You don't need every guy in the lineup to be Babe Ruth. He's slick as can be at second which is important because Anderson isn't the greatest defensive shortstop (even though he is better than I ever thought he could be). Yeah, I'd rather have Madrigal's offense, but he is out for the season anyway. Hernandez is an elite fielder with a power bat. Are there better second basemen? Yeah, but I doubt Altuve was available.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

This is why ISIS hates us

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I know it was a sweep but I'm not satisfied with that series. That is a team they should have rolled. I know they had to rely heavily on the bullpen with two short starts but there is almost no dangerous part of the Pirate lineup.

I'm hoping the bats come out in KC. They will need it with Keuchel starting.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Reynaldo Lopez has turned out to be a pretty important part of this team. He'll probably give them close to 60 innings and 10 spot starts along with a host of great BP appearances. If it is down to him or Keuchel for the playoff roster, they better not be deferring to the veteran with the big contract.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Katz fixed Lopez

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

It wasn't really hard. Just take away his shitty pitches. I know it's a point of pride for both Latino and Japanese pitchers to throw a million different pitches but you're better off just using two good ones rather than mixing another four mediocre ones in there.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

The one very big statistical change I see is BB/9.

Don't give away freebies and guys get themselves out 75% of the time. If they do get a hit, there is no damage.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Lopez had eye surgery to correct blurred vision as well, and he said that helped a ton. He wasn't able to see all of the catcher's signs, or if he indicated to throw a pitch up or outside, etc. Lopez said he wasn't throwing with conviction, and now he is.

Just had to fix his eyesight like Rick Vaughn! He should have switched to #99.

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Outside of sticky stuff I am more surprised his former pupil Giolitto appears to have regressed.

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Elections have consequences.

Just win games. Every day the inch closer and closer to clinching the Central. If the Sox play 5 under .500 from here on out, Cleveland still has to go something like 19-3 to overtake the Sox. Sure I'd like to see 9 run victories against the Pirates, but the end result is all that matters now.

Take days off the schedule, win games, get healthy for the playoffs. The Sox magic number is 22.

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