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blackhawksfan

Post subject: Who do you have in the 2021 death pool?

Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2021 6:25 pm

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Clint Eastwood?

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Who do you have in the 2021 death pool?

Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2021 6:26 pm

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ALL THE UNVAXXED !!!!!

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blackhawksfan

Post subject: Re: Who do you have in the 2021 death pool?

Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2021 6:31 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

ALL THE UNVAXXED !!!!!

What about the fat people?

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Who do you have in the 2021 death pool?

Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2021 6:54 pm

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I dunno. I've heard about way too many people dying over the last 20 months or so to be glib about it.

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NWsider4-3-3

Post subject: Re: Who do you have in the 2021 death pool?

Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2021 12:20 am

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feel like an asshole posting this, but i'm thinking that excellent character actor l.q. jones could check out this year. i hope i'm wrong - i would have taken keith richards or iggy pop in 1989's death pool - and they are still alive 32 years later. based on that, i'm feeling good if i'm l.q. jones.

btw: l. q. is 94 years old.

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Post subject: Re: Who do you have in the 2021 death pool?

Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2021 12:30 am

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John Henry Ramirez of Texas.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Who do you have in the 2021 death pool?

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 4:44 pm

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Had a bit of a workplace violence threat today. So, I might be a good choice.

I was informed by this person - I don't know their sex, gender, or pronouns exactly - we clearly aren't that close to be ready. I do know said human figure said they were coming back.

Police have been notified and were here. I'm still here until everybody gets out of here.

We sent him a trespass notice. Our HR person prepared it and used his full middle name. I said "what they hell are you doing! Don't give him the three-name nomenclature!!! Are you asking for an incident!!"

But it went out that way before I could stop it.

If I'm not able to get out of here, somebody find the solution to the Tall Midget riddle from 2009 or so on what method of transportation he used to get to work at the time.

I think said individual has cooled off. Last insane text message mentioned lawyers.

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This Ends in Antioch

Post subject: Re: Who do you have in the 2021 death pool?

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 4:48 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Which oasis will you be meeting at?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Who do you have in the 2021 death pool?

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 4:48 pm

To be clear, his threat was general not just to me.

Police notification was to protect the people that are here.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Who do you have in the 2021 death pool?

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 4:50 pm

Just so everyone knows. I'm a racist.

Don't tell my wife.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Who do you have in the 2021 death pool?

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 4:50 pm

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Aren't close to being ready for what?

In any event, I hope nothing worse than a poor Yelp review or something comes out of this. Good luck.

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blackhawksfan

Post subject: Re: Who do you have in the 2021 death pool?

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 4:50 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

To be clear, his threat was general not just to me.

Police notification was to protect the people that are here.

You will need plenty of ice packs tonight, Good luck

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Who do you have in the 2021 death pool?

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 4:56 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

This was a hard read...

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Who do you have in the 2021 death pool?

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 5:04 pm

Caller Bob wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

This was a hard read...

Imagine how hard it was to type it.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Who do you have in the 2021 death pool?

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 5:06 pm

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Aren't close to being ready for what?

In any event, I hope nothing worse than a poor Yelp review or something comes out of this. Good luck.

The "to be ready" was part of an edit that I was going to say and thought better of it.

I obviously didn't delete the whole section completely.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Who do you have in the 2021 death pool?

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 5:07 pm

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I thought you said you didn’t know the gender.

This is such an inside job!!

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Who do you have in the 2021 death pool?

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 5:08 pm

W_Z wrote:

I thought you said you didn’t know the gender.

This is such an inside job!!

Damnit!

I tried so hard it confused Caller Bob and I still didn't succeed.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Who do you have in the 2021 death pool?

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 5:11 pm

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Frank C, if LTG would just show up. Otherwise, Douchebag.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Who do you have in the 2021 death pool?

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 5:31 pm

I'm leaving in 5 minutes. Everyone is out of here.

If I die, it will be tomorrow. So look to the futures market.

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This Ends in Antioch

Post subject: Re: Who do you have in the 2021 death pool?

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 5:41 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

I'm leaving in 5 minutes. Everyone is out of here.

If I die, it will be tomorrow. So look to the futures market.

Go with God.

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Because you are stupid, maybe read some books educate yourself.

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Drunk Squirrel

Post subject: Re: Who do you have in the 2021 death pool?

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 5:49 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Aren't close to being ready for what?

In any event, I hope nothing worse than a poor Yelp review or something comes out of this. Good luck.

He's not close to being ready to know Tall Midget's transportation method is what I got from the posts.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Who do you have in the 2021 death pool?

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 5:57 pm

Drunk Squirrel wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Aren't close to being ready for what?

In any event, I hope nothing worse than a poor Yelp review or something comes out of this. Good luck.

He's not close to being ready to know Tall Midget's transportation method is what I got from the posts.

Magic always fascinated me. Not because I thought it was mystical, I wanted to understand the process.

So, riddles are the same. I don't let them go. I need to know.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Who do you have in the 2021 death pool?

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 6:03 pm

This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

I'm leaving in 5 minutes. Everyone is out of here.

If I die, it will be tomorrow. So look to the futures market.

Go with God.

I'm still here. If this guy comes back, let Alexis McAdams know I was listening to Bruno Mars when it happened.

I'm seriously leaving now.

Joking aside. This is fucked up. I don't like this world we are living in that a guy who studied finance and management has to worry about whether I need a single Mom with a young child with a disability at home to be sent home because, if I'm wrong, that young child won't have anybody. I sent her home.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Who do you have in the 2021 death pool?

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 6:07 pm