I’d be offended but I’ve heard much, much worse.

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Getting stiff armed into the dirt is no way to go through life.

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Believe me, with that shit school, I've said much worse. I root for them to get their asses kicked more than even the Cubbies.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

It’s a beautiful school. I’d invite you to a tailgate sometime (assuming you’d come peacefully, and we wouldn’t have to meet at a toll road rest stop to sort our differences).

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No thanks. I despise that school more than I do trump family members.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

I’ll take that as a maybe.

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I feel like Travis is going to get murdered tonight. He can’t take a snap so far without having to spin out of a sack.

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Or getting hit in the face.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Music to my ears.

Kyle f’ing Hamilton.

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I love ND and the Cubbies. I am just a product of the teams my dad and grandpa rooted for.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I actually was a Cub fan until they got rid of my favorite player, Bill Madlock.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Now that I am living up in Packer land, they all shake their heads at me for being a Bears fan. But what kind of fan would I be if I switch loyalties to the another team? We are born into a certain fandom, and I prefer to just ride out the bad times, which are substantial as a Chicago sports fan.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

How long is halftime, 45 minutes?

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Exactly the amount of time it takes to put three kids to bed apparently.

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A couple of nice throws by each QB in the 3rd.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Well the Milton thing is cool….

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Hawaii (fuck) You

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Disavow

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What a horseshit call…and fuck you, that’s what you get.

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

I think at best, that merits a half crotch chop.

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Did Kelly say he's in favor of executing his team?

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Yes he did.

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

Cancel Brian Kelly. Really though, cancel Marcus Freeman. I guess he made some good calls because dudes were just running though the FSU o-line untouched, but then they'd just straight up whiff on making a play.

Basically ended my night as well. I'm old.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

It was his botched attempt to use the joke John McKay made 45 years ago.

During the Buccaneers' inaugural season in 1976, when the team went 0-14, McKay once was asked about his team's execution. He famously replied: "I'm in favor of it."

Kelly's version: "I'm in favor of execution. Maybe our entire team needs to be executed after tonight."

Lame.

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Not feeling great after squeaking by Toledo and seeing FSU lose at home to Jacksonville State, but beats 0-2.

That fsu game ending was wild.

ND should drop 10 spots after this "win" combined with the fact the fsu win is a lot less impressive today.

The transitive property would suggest UAB oughta be a top 5 team.

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