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I had another very vivid dream:

I was walking home from the train in a snow storm. A guy in a gray suit and fedora offered me a ride. I got in the car and got a good look at him. He was the spitting image of Joe Orr. I said he looked very familiar and asked if he was related to Joe (I did use his christian name, cause Joe and I are tight). He replied semi angrily "he's my twin brother. We haven't talked in years and you knowing him makes me question you."

I offered to pay him for the ride but he declined. He then drove me by a food stand that you could only access through an alley. He said "i'll tell you what, you can buy me something here". He ordered three souvlaki sandwiches and told me to get one as they were the best souvlaki in the world. The line was kind of long and it was snowing. When I finally got to the window, the guy shut it and said they were now closed. His look was straight from a corner greek diner: greying black bushy hair, mustache and one of those paper hats. I begged the guy to open just for one more order as I was repaying a guy for a favor. He allowed it. He rang it up and said "cash only". I fumbled around in my wallet and had no cash. The man in the window was loudly ridiculing me and all the guys standing around eating their sandwich were laughing at me.

The laughs stopped suddenly and Joe's twin stomped up to the window. The man in the window suddenly became very polite asking what he could get today for Mr. Orr. Joe's twin pointed and said "he's with me". Joe's twin looked at me frustrated when he told him I didn't have cash. He turned to the guy in the window, who made a gesture to Joe's twin that it was "on the arm". Joe thanked him and took the food. The group of men parted for us as we walked back to the car.

The end.


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Is "on the arm" the same as "on the cuff"?

Or is it just more gd dream weirdness?

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 30, 2021 12:24 pm 
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Is "on the arm" the same as "on the cuff"?

Or is it just more gd dream weirdness?


watch the scene in Made right after they debate whether Strega Nonna is an apertiff or digestivo

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good dolphin wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Is "on the arm" the same as "on the cuff"?

Or is it just more gd dream weirdness?


watch the scene in Made right after they debate whether Strega Nonna is an apertiff or digestivo


Nah, I'm good.

If I wanted to do extensive research, I wouldn't have asked the question.

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good dolphin wrote:
I had another very vivid dream:

I was walking home from the train in a snow storm. A guy in a gray suit and fedora offered me a ride. I got in the car and got a good look at him. He was the spitting image of Joe Orr. I said he looked very familiar and asked if he was related to Joe (I did use his christian name, cause Joe and I are tight). He replied semi angrily "he's my twin brother. We haven't talked in years and you knowing him makes me question you."

I offered to pay him for the ride but he declined. He then drove me by a food stand that you could only access through an alley. He said "i'll tell you what, you can buy me something here". He ordered three souvlaki sandwiches and told me to get one as they were the best souvlaki in the world. The line was kind of long and it was snowing. When I finally got to the window, the guy shut it and said they were now closed. His look was straight from a corner greek diner: greying black bushy hair, mustache and one of those paper hats. I begged the guy to open just for one more order as I was repaying a guy for a favor. He allowed it. He rang it up and said "cash only". I fumbled around in my wallet and had no cash. The man in the window was loudly ridiculing me and all the guys standing around eating their sandwich were laughing at me.

The laughs stopped suddenly and Joe's twin stomped up to the window. The man in the window suddenly became very polite asking what he could get today for Mr. Orr. Joe's twin pointed and said "he's with me". Joe's twin looked at me frustrated when he told him I didn't have cash. He turned to the guy in the window, who made a gesture to Joe's twin that it was "on the arm". Joe thanked him and took the food. The group of men parted for us as we walked back to the car.

The end.


You question your relationship and attachment to this board. You have responsibilities that are weighing on you and feel like you are not doing a good enough job maybe even working about future finances. You see Jorr as strong. You might be a little gay not that there is anything wrong with that.


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good dolphin wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Is "on the arm" the same as "on the cuff"?

Or is it just more gd dream weirdness?


watch the scene in Made right after they debate whether Strega Nonna is an apertiff or digestivo

Whatever you call it, it's horrible.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Is "on the arm" the same as "on the cuff"?

Or is it just more gd dream weirdness?


on the arm means free especially for certain groups of people like certain friends
on the cuff means payment comes later


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Spaulding wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Is "on the arm" the same as "on the cuff"?

Or is it just more gd dream weirdness?


on the arm means free especially for certain groups of people like certain friends
on the cuff means payment comes later


See, that's an answer.

I didn't have to watch a whole movie for it.

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its been raining pretty good here all afternoon. we have a walkout basement and while we occasionally get a hard spring rain into the concrete in front of the doors, its always minor. well today there is a small river flowing and both of my sump pits are going bananas. i'm like thats wierd. i look outside and what do i see? all the sump pit pipes and down spout drain tile pointed back at the house. I'm on FIRE out there sloshing around yelling and screaming. around the corner comes my 10 yr old on a souped up power wheels atv and she goes "HEEYYY I WAS RACING AROUND THE HOUSE IN THE RAIN!!!" Then she sees my face and is like UH OH.

I have not buried the pipe. i want to ensure i'd mitigated the issue before going through all that.

I will say by the time i got back in the house i'd cooled off knowing that this is definitely something i'd of likely done and at least she didn't run them over.


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my boy made what will probably be the only solo tackle of his life. There was a photographer at the game who was positioned at the perfect spot and snapped at just the right time that you can clearly see his face as he wraps up. I'll save that shot and create tales of glory about him when he has kids.

I wasn't there, of course.

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After a lengthy stretch on the 'I work, but it's in my house and I don't get paid", I am once again gainfully employed, my wife got a promotion, and our take home income grew exponentially in the last month or so. I've got about 14 packages en route (mostly vinyl) but I was also able to buy a new Sony receiver because my Denon took a shit and also bought my daughter a PS4 and her 2 favorite games for her birthday last week. Feels pretty good.
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We baled fourth-cutting hay yesterday, and yields were more than double third cutting, over 400 small, square bales from about ten acres. Really high quality forage, just a bit past its optimum harvest maturity. And, like first cutting, the weather was nearly perfect; mid 70's and low humidity. No one can remember completing four cuttings prior to Labor Day. IF things work our weather wise, a fifth cutting is not out of the question. An application of fertilizer and timely rain and heat combined to produce farmer than I expected!


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After a lengthy stretch on the 'I work, but it's in my house and I don't get paid", I am once again gainfully employed, my wife got a promotion, and our take home income grew exponentially in the last month or so. I've got about 14 packages en route (mostly vinyl) but I was also able to buy a new Sony receiver because my Denon took a shit and also bought my daughter a PS4 and her 2 favorite games for her birthday last week. Feels pretty good.
Hope everyone is doing well.

If you're going old school and want to keep the audio setup to basic 2-channel stereo (no surround). Go Craigslist and find another Denon receiver. Their stuff in the 80's and 90's was awesome. I still use my DRA-635R for vinyl

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The weather today and tomorrow it's amazing.

My son's 3rd birthday party is this afternoon and we really couldn't have drawn up the forecast any better.Time definitely flies as the cliche says. The days can be long, but the years go by in an instant.

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Tonight is why we live here. Perfect night.

Fire pit. Hoody.

Opening some 1991 Fleer Ultra football packs. Just got a John Offerdahl. Life is good.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Tonight is why we live here. Perfect night.

Fire pit. Hoody.

Opening some 1991 Fleer Ultra football packs. Just got a John Offerdahl. Life is good.

I came across a Nathan Vasher card in my attic today.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
The weather today and tomorrow it's amazing.

My son's 3rd birthday party is this afternoon and we really couldn't have drawn up the forecast any better.Time definitely flies as the cliche says. The days can be long, but the years go by in an instant.


A wise man once said peak parenting is somewhere between 0-10, then from 22 - onward.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
The weather today and tomorrow it's amazing.

My son's 3rd birthday party is this afternoon and we really couldn't have drawn up the forecast any better.Time definitely flies as the cliche says. The days can be long, but the years go by in an instant.


A wise man once said peak parenting is somewhere between 0-10, then from 22 - onward.


I never said that.

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We baled fourth-cutting hay yesterday, and yields were more than double third cutting, over 400 small, square bales from about ten acres. Really high quality forage, just a bit past its optimum harvest maturity. And, like first cutting, the weather was nearly perfect; mid 70's and low humidity. No one can remember completing four cuttings prior to Labor Day. IF things work our weather wise, a fifth cutting is not out of the question. An application of fertilizer and timely rain and heat combined to produce farmer than I expected!


ive talked to soy bean farmers who planted a 2nd crop. they said it was crazy to even try, but it looks like it might actually work.

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Late planted beans can work if here if you get lucky. I mean, July planted. We did it a couple years back after the field finally dried up and it was the cleanest field we've had as far as weed control and you could watch the beans pop out of the ground right in front of you conditions were so good. Why you would want to watch them is a question I'll leave unanswered.


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Finally got laid tonight.

Good stuff. This may be one of the few times I've fucked on a 9/11 anniversary if I really think about it.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Tonight is why we live here. Perfect night.

Fire pit. Hoody.

Opening some 1991 Fleer Ultra football packs. Just got a John Offerdahl. Life is good.



John was a classmate of mine at a directional school. Nice guy, not a great student, terrific linebacker.

Did Jonathon Hood bring snacks at the fire pit, or just mooch off the Bandit (like we all would like to do)?


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Late planted beans can work if here if you get lucky. I mean, July planted. We did it a couple years back after the field finally dried up and it was the cleanest field we've had as far as weed control and you could watch the beans pop out of the ground right in front of you conditions were so good. Why you would want to watch them is a question I'll leave unanswered.


I may have mentioned the soybean crop of the guy renting some property adjacent to mine- he found out the hard way that his beans were NOT modified to resist the herbicide he chose to apply. He disked down the dying beans and robust pigweed, and replanted at the end of June. The following bean crop looks great, but the pigweed is even stronger! And the water hemp, and the giant ragweed, etc. But the beans should make a decent crop. I just wish the landowner would see the struggles this guy has had for years with weed control, and rent to my other neighbor, who is obsessive about clean fields. Another 60 acres would help him out, too.


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In herbicide free stuff we do, clean is relative. We refer to “economically significant weed level”. But that year they were cleaner than most of the sprayed fields except for a scattered milkweed plant jn row here or there. I’m becoming more of a fan of later beans to reduce dicamba drift risk but that will bite me in the ass with a dry late June/July eventually.


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I just want to thank you guys for confirming my decision to not have a farming career.

That shit just seems too hard.

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Stepdaughter sold the car I was co-signer on this week. We would make the payments and then she would pay us the car payment a week or two later. Not a smooth process really and we
probably owned 10% of the car or more on missed payments, but I have to say it feels great to be out from under that and the wife or her daughter where the money was for the payment. My step
son blew up the engine in his truck one week before he went off to college so we had to open up the wallet and pay for half of a car for him to go to school. Luckily his step mom was in the market
for a new car and we bought hers, but I'm about done with paying for others cars.

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I took a shit at La Scarola the other night.

Really small shitter they got in there.

Probly the same one since the 50's.

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I always have a little cash in the house. Earlier this year, we had some work done in the house and then had a family party in which I have a nephew I don't trust at all. So I hid the envelope of cash but then I forgot where I hid it. Tore the house apart 3 months ago looking for the money. So today, I found it in my sock drawer in a bag of new socks. I've had my eye on this fishing rod that I don't really need and is way too expensive and this found cash is just enough of an excuse to pull the trigger on it.

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