Shakes is this guy as punchable in real life as his online persona?

Never actually met him in person. He’s FB friends with a bunch of friends of mine and we became FB friends and years ago he just commented about sports so we had some convos. then a few years ago I unfollowed him and stopped interacting because all his posts were liberal political nonsense.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

I expected her to sound befuddled while trying to explain some relatively basic rule of law. That was worse.

Kamala DiCaro over here.

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holy shit

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What was that from? Who would be interviewing her ass anyway?

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Elections have consequences.

what a garbage person.

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

I don't see a problem with it.

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"Yes, I would just like to say I'm sailing with the rock, and I'll be back, like Independence Day, with Jesus. June 6, like the movie. Big mother ship and all, I'll be back, I'll be back."

1) is that a laugh track? WTF

2) JFC slow down and lay off the meth

3) I've been in prison, I know the type of people she's describing- and they're usually not white. It's OK to be racist, just don't preach about everybody else being racist when you're one yourself.

Tell that to the Rickey and Julian of the Trailer Park Boys.

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Very true, I just remember 4 or 5 different times when I thought "Hey Unc" was like the new urban slang but it was always a guy talking to his actual uncle. Anecdotal evidence lol.

Dicaro is probably right for the 1st time in her life that county is pretty easy and welcoming to a lot of people especially if you don't have a job or family. I could do 6 months "standing on my head" as they say (especially in the Winter). I'd actually applaud her for the honesty if she wasn't such a hippo-crit about everybody else having fun and talking shit like this about literally every other topic. .

Yeah I hear very nice thinks about Cook County Jail.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

wasnt it not too long ago some dude got shot like, 60 times after he exited either the jail or criminal court building on california ave?

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

Her favorite people will be in her backyard

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

When Julie makes up things and forgets people can verify whether they happened or not

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

For every five Julys there is one lawer like former poster ASFB. And they, like her former clients want to wring her neck.

Seriously I always thought that they spent more time wheeling their carts to court than most actually reviewed the individual cases. Once I came onto a case several months in. In the first interview I realized that my client was pregnant and in the regular population receiving no medical care. Thankfully the state's attorney was a good listener and agreed to reduce what were either class X or 4 felony charges down to a misdemeanor that allowed her to plead out for the four months she was at County and get out two weeks later.

We picked the judge's first day off for a status since he was the biggest prick at 26th street. Bob and I couldn't believe that jackass was on the bench.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Julie once again proving that everyone who wants to be a Serious Journalist also wants to do open-mic night.

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absolutely; when i've been to dupage county circuit, you can tell almost immediately what kind of lawyers are coming in and how they'll treat their clients. for a lot of them, it's just business and get paid.

and in the case of the JDC's, they're obnoxious jags too.

maybe this is the moment that will get the wimps at 670 to actually speak out against her. It seems only Shane and Joe O have had the balls to say anything thus far.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

It’s actually hilarious that she stereotypes guys-being-dudes as rampant porn watching in public.

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Who was the judge? My father's childhood best friend is a judge over there and is known as a ornery hardass.

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It would be ironic if she was talking about Miska.

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You know me like that.

RR probably talking about Hett.

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It's probably Zawaski. It's the only place his idiot wife couldn't put parental controls on his internet access.

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