after seeing hawkeye's supreme sacrifice in tracking not one but TWO days of drops on (s)Murfapaloser the least I could do it take a shot at doing the same for Mikey & Co.
Show open w/ "Break on Thru" The Doors...
6:04 "awww"
6:04 "ding!"
6:04 "awww"
6:06 update drop: "sports update with Fred Huebner"
6:07 "clap" drop during update
6:17 "boingggg!" drop during constant erection story
6:18 commercials
6:23 back
6:23 "tire screech" drop for traffic
6:25 "awwww" drop for not doing crew intro
6:25 "buzz"
6:25 "ding"
6:25 "buzz
6:25 "ding"
6:26 "lic bark"
6:26 "ding" after asking caller "are you a cub fan?"
6:26 game show music in background end 6:31
6:27 laser blast
6:31 update music end 6:33
6:37 commercials
6:44 back
6:44 "there are only so many words in my vocabulary to describe how awful that was" drop coming out of commercial
6:44 "tire screech" for traffic
6:44 "whoa!"
6:45 commercials
6:51 back
6:52 NBC break
6:56 back
6:58 commercials
7:05 back
7:05 "I couldn't pick my own penis out of a line up" drop (Dave Chapelle)
7:05 "ding"
7:07 update
7:11 "awwww" drop
7:12 gunshot drop
7:12 Mike repeats joke about George Washingtons in Fred wallet wearing sunglasses 2X because no one laughed the 1st time
7:14 news (finally)
7:14 bugle "charge" drop during Bush story
7:16 commercials
7:23 back
7:23 "tire screech" for traffic
7:24 NCAA music - Seth Davis
7:31 update
7:32 back to Seth Davis
7:36 commercials
7:42 Harry slap your wife!
7:42 back
7:42 weather
7:43 "tire screech" for traffic
7:44 Bookie Priest
7:45 email drop
7:46 "ding!"
7:47 "cash register" drop
7:48 "Big Deal!
7:48 "dueling banjos"
7:49 "Yee-Haw & gunshots"
7:49 "Burrito!"
7:49 "moooo!"
7:50 "dueling banjos" ends
7:50 "jackass"
7:52 "ding!"
7:53 email out
7:53 commercials
7:56 "Air your beef" MB financial bank commercial (so there sMurf!)
8:03 "if you're too lazy to peel your own fruit get scurvy and die" (Bill Maher)
8:04 back
8:04 update
8:05 "ding!"
8:05 "ding!"
8:05 "Burrito!"
8:07 "applause"
8:08 "horn crescendo"
8:08 "whip it out!"
8:08 "you think I'm pulling your yo-yo" sMurf?
8:08 "I deserve to be bent over with that hammer" sMurf
8:09 "the Burrito 90's" sMurf?
8:09 "ding!"
8:09 "horn crescendo"
8:10 "applause"
8:10 news
8:11 "I said I'm sorry"
8:14 "horn crescendo"
8:14 "do you think she's a whore"
8:14 "ding!"
8:15 "applause"
8:16 commercials
8:22 back
8:22 weather
8:23 "tire screech" for traffic
8:23 Interview Forrest Claypool
8:31 update
8:32 Interview Forrest Claypool
8:38 commercials
8:42 back
8:42 weather
8:43 Jiggets
8:46 Jiggs out
8:47 Carl Lamarie (sic?) interview
8:47 "applause"
8:50 end Lamarie interview
8:51 "horn crescendo"
8:54 commercials
9:04 "History beckons the Macho Man" drop
9:04 back
9:04 "applause"
9:05 "buzz & awwww"
9:06 update
9:07 "horn crescendo"
9:07 "Frankie Knuckles (the DJ) is Burrito"
9:10 "buzz"
9:10 "ding!"
9:16 "applause" for Brazilian Prostitutes
9:17 "applause" for Ozz fest
9:18 commercials
9:23 back
9:23 weather
9:23 "horn crescendo"
9:23 "ding!"
9:26 "ding!" on Googling an old girlfriend
9:28 "what?"
9:29 "horn crescendo" on 0% PGA golfers seeing Brokeback
9:32 "afternoon delight" before Mikey apologized for farting when Jenn brought coffee
9:32 update
9:34 Knuckles phonecall
9:39 commercials
9:42 weather
9:43 Cubs music - Ryan Dempster
9:49 commercials
10:03 transition
note: all times given are my local computer clock. I noticed during the show that I seem to be a minute or so off from air time.
This is like me watching cars passing by keeping records of the color of the vehicles.