one of my former clients and i were talking about food poisoning and he had it so bad one time, he had to sit on the side of the shower/tub for the explosive bowel movements into the tub and then lean forward to throw up into the toilet.

He claimed it was a flawless process.

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

Yikes. I see a few flaws in that plan but I don't want to think about it too much.

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You know me like that.

poo doesn't go down a shower drain as quickly as you would think

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

This thread has a taken a shitty turn.

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

liquid does

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

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I wanted to changing a diaper once at the Hinsdale Oasis.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Yeah I have never heard of it either. Reading the title I thought it was about being irritated with other drivers

But puking? I haven't puked in probably 10 years or so. I got the stomach flu one year and puked several times in about 24 hours, but haven't since then.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Fascinating

About 15 years ago, we took the family to a middle-school basketball tournament up in Saginaw. Another Dad and I got serious with a bottle of Jack, for some reason. I think I woke the whole hotel up.

I attack the process with a fervor usually reserved for Olympic weightlifting or MMA. The blood vessels in my face and eyes usually burst, leaving me looking like I set off the steering wheel airbag for a week. I fight the urge no matter what; after a wedding reception when I drank a dozen or so screwdrivers, I sat upright in a chair all night panting like Lamaze class to avoid laying down and losing the battle.

But, Darkside needs to man up- one little slice of Bad Buddig should not leave you growling in the grass. Avoid the psychedelic yawn! (Old Carlin bit)

But Link said he's never been there.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Fuck you man. That shit was fucking rotten. It was almost green it was so bad. I didn't notice it's color because it was late afternoon and the shades were still shut and the room was dark. The most repulsive thing I've ever experienced.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Cheers, mate.

Aye.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I ate leftover Thanksgiving turkey a couple of days before Christmas

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I got the flu about 10 years ago. prior to that, i don't remember throwing up since i was a child. The uncontrollable forceful vomiting that took place was unbelievable.

then 5 years later, i must of ate something bad. I drove all the way to northern MN. I stayed in a hotel and drove to the presentation i was doing a few hours away, initially feeling fine. as i arrived in town i felt very tired. found that odd. So in the parking lot of the service center i was presenting at, i was set to get out of the car and felt a puke coming. opened the door and upchucked about a gallon of Panda Express from the night before. I then closed the door and parked in a new spot. Went in and nailed the presentation feeling great and full of energy.

On the way back down the highway, i made it about 2 hours before that fatigue hit me again. found an old holidome hotel (that was still operating as such) and slept from 3pm to about 10am the next day. woke up refreshed and feeling fine.

The last time was probably food poisoning on Super Bowl Sunday 2016. Felt fine most of the day...got to my buddy's house and before I ate anything, I was feeling off...didn't drink or eat much at the part. Walking to get my car to get my wife and kid picked up and I yakked all over his neighbor's driveway. Made it the 20 minutes home and managed to get into the bathroom on the main level of the house, and whatever was left came out.

Slept most of the next day and felt awful for like 3 days. My wife had a very mild case of the same thing.

Figured out it had to have been the onion rings from Burger King...it was the only thing my wife and I both ate in like a 5 day stretch before that.

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In my U of I days it was called "Blowing Chunks."

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

How long did it take Chunks to finish?

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