Earhole the midget for the trash can/buzzer.

Only utility Cease has right now is reminding people how tainted this Astros team will always be.

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Good move to yank Cease.

You can't get behind this team and expect to win.

Good call, Ozzie.

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Great start Cease.

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

See ya next year, fellas.

Cease must’ve been on top of the world after the first. Now in the pits of depression.

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Pressure now on the offense.

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

Kopech can pitch 5?!

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It is very annoying. Dude is going to wear himself out with all that moving.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Stros hitters take bad pitches, even without the benefit of technology.

Sox dummies swing at 95 above the head.

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I would like to see a Sox player get an extra base hit in this series.

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

Is JORR at the funeral tonight?

WARNING: THE REST OF THIS POST IS SELF INDULGENT STORYTELLING FROM A LONELY MAN WITH A FEW IN HIM WHO NEEDS A LIFE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. HIT PAGE-DOWN OR SCROLL YOUR MOUSE WHEEL UP A FEW SCREENS TO AVOID MY POINTLESS MEANDERING!

SIN/CERELY,
# SNOCKALPISS, YOUR FRIENDLY E-NEIGHBORHOOD TLDRING LOSER (ASK TALL MIDGET)

It's gotta be weird to go there knowing it's the last game of the season. Last time I went to an end of the season game was bears/Seahawks week 17 2011 after the Caleb Hanie era had cemented our demise from 8-4 to out of the playoffs after week 16, the bears and sea chickens play a meaningless game where Johnny Knox gets carted off with a career ending injury.

My two other end of season games were 2013 week 17 vs oax0rz (ok THAT was my last end of season game but there was faint hope going there, not fully cemented "this is it" vibes) and before that I was there for the final MNR of the 2009 season where the 13-2 favre led Vikings came to soldier field and lost on a Cutler bomb to aromashodu in OT.

here's the video of the TD from my smuggled in handheld camera where I lose focus on recording the play cuz I was watching > recording and end up yelling HEY VIKINGS cuz those 3 Vikings fans in front of me knew they were in a heavy season ticket holder section so after each big play / first down they stood up and oscillated and stared us all down pointing to the names and #s on their jerseys and trying to antagonize a whole damn section. All game. Anyone who's been to enough bears games will tell you that Vikings fans are far and away the most annoying asshole "look at me!!" Pieces of shit who often go out of their way to fuck with as many bears fans as possible. (Indeed, traveling Packers fans are usually good fans in jackets with 45 collectible buttons + pins and down to swap stories / banter over a pint. Vikings fans will try pouring that pint on you to catch a rise out if you and try to get you to snap on them so you get kicked out and they can impress the two big giant nordic-descended heifer chicks with them... still the only person I've gotten security on...

...even tho in the past a WOO CUBBIES!!! fan grabbed me by the throat and threw me back against the concourse wall holding me in a chokehold cuz he took umbrage with my expos Vlad Guerrero Jersey @ Mark Prior's debut. His exact quote = "hey f4660t you listen and you listen good-- you're in Chicago. You wear a cubs jersey, preferably sosa, or an urlacher jersey or you go the fuck home, you got it?" -- right as he finished up.his diatribe a few chubby white guys with earpieces wearing embroidered cubs logo polo shirts and khakis ran up to us and grabbed him.off of me, apologized, and took him away. Pity they didn't give me the option to press charges cuz I actually would have that time. It was WOO CUBBIES,!!! pride night because it was Mark Prior's MLB debut back in August of 2002. C'est la me, no?

EDITS = fixed typos from making this post on my phone WITHOUT TAPATALK. srsly fuck.off TAPATALK.

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I’m probably projecting but AJ seems to have the same, it’s time to break things attitude I have at this moment.

Thank God for Columbus Day.

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It would probably be wrong to post my picture of me and Dusty Baker right now.

I want the Sox to win. But, I still reserve the right to make observations, humorous or otherwise.

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You know me like that.

Even the great Michael Kopech can be hit .

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Unbelievable...

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

Costly HR.

Shouldn't have thrown him anything to hit. Better to have walked him.

What CFMB-ers are at this game?

I thought Frank was.

Who else?

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You know me like that.

LTG

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Maybe JORR.

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

People that pay me are at this game. I have a vested interest.

I might have to call in sick tomorrow.

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You know me like that.

2 hours in and it's the 3rd inning?

People have lives!

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You know me like that.

are they gonna be too hungover (one way or another) to show up @ work tomorrow?

I had a dad's uncle/cousin-type family member who.had his company move up to deepwoods wisconsin a cpl years b4 he could retire and get his pension, so he moved up there for that and ended up being there for the back to back pack SB appearance years circa 96-97. He said when they go to.the SB you gotta close for the next day cuz if they win everyone is too.hungover/still-drunk to work.and if they lose, well, he simply daid "you wanna be nowhete nearbthese people" to my immediate retort of "thats why we live down here in civilization, uncle jerry!"

Sounds like some potential for that, albeit in a way lesser scale!

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12 year old squirrel would of imitated it on the wiffle ball mound. I’m an old fart vie though and found it amusing the first 5 times but it has grown more annoying.

For all the talk of Tony not getting the modern LATINS! and balcks, the white pitchers have sure sunk him.

There is like a 30 percent chance LTG is there.

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I’m going to see the Bond movie in an hour…I expect this game to still be going when I get home.

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Sox are gonna get 5 this game , I just don’t think their bullpen can hold Houston scoreless rest of the game .

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I'm more worried about a loss.

I'm working from home on Tuesday.

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You know me like that.

I won't believe it until I see bodycam footage.

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You know me like that.