Electric motorcycles

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Condoms. Amirite fellas?

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Not throwing shade on religious belief, anti-tartuffe. Was searching for an audio
KJV when I stumbled upon Osteen's audio cube.

Leaf blowers

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Digital picture frames.

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Hail rakes.

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The Juicero, where you would put a packet of juice into a machine and the juice would come out the other end. Also, you had to scan a QR code to turn it on. You could just drink the juice from the packet!

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Representative Democracy

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really? theyre pretty awesome imo. i dont know anyone who uses them though

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Electric bikes.

Fat people should either bike & lose weight or hold covid parties.

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who should run a democracy? serious question

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I was just joking, Ike. Straw that stirs the drink.

But, to answer your question.....me.

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i like e bikes. i just hate when they cross over into the motorcycle category. if it goes 50+ mph, thats not safer than a motorcycle. yet the binkie babies who ride them act like theyre superior to everyone else on the road. theres been times they try to keep up with me on my bike, and i rip past them with all my open throttle and screamin pipes. fuck them, i want to run into them so bad. i dont though, i know the animals will at some point. they stop and stare in the road because they cant tell if theyre dangerous. alternatively, when they literally feel me coming on my bike, they book it.

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Battery operated candles.

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Nah, those are good.

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it is an interesting question though. representative is a new thing, history wise. seems to work for awhile, but if education leads to a re... stupid population, we get blue states. and look at what those have done to us

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I used to like you.

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oh fuck yes. #2 behind e-motorcycles.

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Someone hates convenience.

Given your profession I’d think you’d appreciate the lack of utility candles provide in modern day life.

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Alright, just off the top of my head, and I reserve the right to disavow what I'm about to say.

The electoral college is an extreme version of representative democracy. I understand why it was put in place in that time. But nothing is sacrosanct and times are different now. There should be no electoral college for the general national elections.

Representative government is efficient for the regular governing of the general needs of the various regions. You have to draw a line on how specific you can get. I don't have a problem with that.

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Oh I'm not a candle maker anymore.

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e-bikes aren't supposed to exceed 28 mph. The motor is supposed to disable itself when the speedometer says to. If they're getting those up to 50, they're screwing with them.

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Good thing what with the battery powered flickering things we have these days.

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Did you know that's like the worst invention ever?

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Sorry you hate convenient ambiance.

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ebikes arent regulated to be made to do that. theyre just not supposed to be driven faster than that. but the dickwads do it all the time.

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Do you like real candles?

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Sure, but they’re inconvenient fire hazards.

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Pet rocks.

Ecstasy.

Vodka.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

So are samsung smartphones.

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