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PostPosted: Sun Oct 17, 2021 9:54 am 
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Whenever you ask someone how they’re doing and they reply “Living the dream”.

Yeah, that's the winner. Can pretty much close up shop on this thread.


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Here’s one I heard today: upskilling


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Here’s one I heard today: upskilling

What the fuck does that mean?

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 19, 2021 8:44 pm 
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Darkside wrote:
The Division wrote:
Here’s one I heard today: upskilling

What the fuck does that mean?


Good question: teach (an employee) additional skills.
"this is an opportunity to upskill staff and expand their capabilities"
(of an employee) learn additional skills.
"they will provide grants of up to 75% for staff who decide to upskill"

So, it’s a stupid way of saying training.


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Fans that say “we” when referring to their team. You’re not part of the team. You have to buy a ticket and a jersey just like any other schmuck.

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Fans that say “we” when referring to their team. You’re not part of the team. You have to buy a ticket and a jersey just like any other schmuck.


:lol:

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“Begs the question”


No one uses it correctly


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DAC wrote:
Fans that say “we” when referring to their team. You’re not part of the team. You have to buy a ticket and a jersey just like any other schmuck.


I disagree with this one completely.

From my experience the people who bring this up and get upset about it (the Dan Bernstein's of the world) never played competitive sports in their life. People who played competitive sports have no problem with people saying "we" when referring to their team.

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“Begs the question”


No one uses it correctly


But doesn't it beg the question "No one uses it correctly?"


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DAC wrote:
Fans that say “we” when referring to their team. You’re not part of the team. You have to buy a ticket and a jersey just like any other schmuck.


I disagree with this one completely.

From my experience the people who bring this up and get upset about it (the Dan Bernstein's of the world) never played competitive sports in their life. People who played competitive sports have no problem with people saying "we" when referring to their team.


Well I guess if people who played competitively are okay with it......

And to what level constitutes playing competitive sports? I made my traveling little league all-star team. Does that count?

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DAC wrote:
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DAC wrote:
Fans that say “we” when referring to their team. You’re not part of the team. You have to buy a ticket and a jersey just like any other schmuck.


I disagree with this one completely.

From my experience the people who bring this up and get upset about it (the Dan Bernstein's of the world) never played competitive sports in their life. People who played competitive sports have no problem with people saying "we" when referring to their team.


Well I guess if people who played competitively are okay with it......

And to what level constitutes playing competitive sports? I made my traveling little league all-star team. Does that count?



no, has to be into your adult years or at least through high school.

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Sports teams are named after cities, states, and regions for a reason. They want it to be “we.” The 53 Guys on the Roster and No One Else Bears doesn’t have the same ring.


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I text with my kids about the White Sox all year, every year. When they do well, they are "My White Sox". When they stink, I call them "Your White Sox".


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Nardi wrote:
I text with my kids about the White Sox all year, every year. When they do well, they are "My White Sox". When they stink, I call them "Your White Sox".

I say the same thing to my wife when talking about our daughter.

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This "Yeah, so..." fad at NPR is really getting to me. What is Syracuse teaching kids these days?

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This "Yeah, so..." fad at NPR is really getting to me. What is Syracuse teaching kids these days?

NPR? Image


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any variation of fact checking


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any variation of fact checking

Yeah I could see why that would bother you. :wink:

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the shittiest word put into regular american usage in the last decade

idiot journalists

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This "Yeah, so..." fad at NPR is really getting to me. What is Syracuse teaching kids these days?


I’ve noticed this for years but I have college professors in my family that are just smarter than they need to be.

Imagine having 4 Tall Midgets come stay with you for a week every Christmas. Great people. But, you know.

What I notice from all of them and my own professors through the years is that they start every sentence with “So….” and end them with “…right?”

And then begin the cycle again. It’s weird. And once I recognized it I can’t not hear it ever again.

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What I notice from all of them and my own professors through the years is that they start every sentence with “So….” and end them with “…right?”


That's the influence of them damn pushers of linguistic change: teen girls. I was once such a delightful speaker that people would mistake me for an old school WASP, perhaps the owner of the town's factory. Now, thanks to students, I sound like Pam from The Office. Incidentally, I took that damn "Which character are you?" survey twice today and ended up as Pam both times.

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News reports that somebody has "died suddenly." Everybody dies suddenly. One second they are alive and then suddenly they are dead.

Not everyone dies unexpectedly, however.

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