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Darkside

Post subject: Clitty Litter

Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2021 10:39 pm

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I just learned that Cottenelle TP may cause this.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Clitty Litter

Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2021 9:35 am

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pizza_Place: Milano's

whistler vibe

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Clitty Litter

Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2021 9:47 am

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Great name for it. I will be using this in toilet paper arguments in my house. Many thanks.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Clitty Litter

Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2021 9:55 am

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This public service message will be of great use to Caller Bob.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Clitty Litter

Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2021 9:55 am

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denisdman wrote:

This public service message will be of great use to Caller Bob.

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I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

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Harvard Dan

Post subject: Re: Clitty Litter

Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2021 9:59 am

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denisdman wrote:

This public service message will be of great use to Caller Bob.

Keep it up and he'll start making fun of how you provide for your family too...

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Clitty Litter

Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2021 10:10 am

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
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Darkside wrote:

I just learned that Cottenelle TP may cause this.

sometimes you get a little bit of wrapper on your favorite candy

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Clitty Litter

Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2021 6:52 pm

Joined: Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:25 pm
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Omfg it has to. How the hell is cottenelle even on the markeet. I use a bidet and that brand still leaves a mess just tryin to dry off.

Charmin is good if you want soft. Scott is the best if you hate clogged toilets.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Clitty Litter

Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2021 6:53 pm

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Ike using a bidet has to be one of the more interesting developments of the Biden administration.

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Zippy-The-Pinhead

Post subject: Re: Clitty Litter

Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2021 7:11 pm

Joined: Mon Oct 03, 2005 1:04 pm
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Darkside wrote:

Ike using a bidet has to be one of the more interesting developments of the Biden administration.

Pretty sure he thought it was a water fountain.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Clitty Litter

Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2021 7:21 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Ike using a bidet has to be one of the more interesting developments of the Biden administration.

anyone that doesnt have one is disgusting

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Clitty Litter

Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2021 7:27 pm

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IkeSouth wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Ike using a bidet has to be one of the more interesting developments of the Biden administration.

anyone that doesnt have one is disgusting

So pretty much everyone but pop collar bros and old Jewish women at Wynstone.

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Clitty Litter

Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2021 9:44 pm

Joined: Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:00 pm
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Just so you fuckers know, I googled this and I am not feeling good about it.

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Zippy-The-Pinhead

Post subject: Re: Clitty Litter

Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2021 9:50 pm

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Just so you fuckers know, I googled this and I am not feeling good about it.

You’ve been very sweary lately. Is everything ok?

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Clitty Litter

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2021 11:04 am

100000 CLUB

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denisdman wrote:

This public service message will be of great use to Caller Bob.

Why would somebody who sucks dick care about what may or may not be tangled up in a clitoris?

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Clitty Litter

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2021 11:45 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

denisdman wrote:

This public service message will be of great use to Caller Bob.

Why would somebody who sucks dick care about what may or may not be tangled up in a clitoris?

Well I was speaking about Bob’s clit being the one that is tangled.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Clitty Litter

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2021 11:49 am

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Ah, my mistake. Carry on.

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Caller Bob wrote:

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Clitty Litter

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2021 11:52 am

Joined: Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:00 pm
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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Just so you fuckers know, I googled this and I am not feeling good about it.

You’ve been very sweary lately. Is everything ok?

I'll clean it up Zippy, my apologies.

Plus I was pretty hammered, I won $1300 on gambling machine at a local establishment.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Clitty Litter

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2021 11:55 am

Joined: Thu Jun 22, 2006 3:55 pm
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Location: Wrigley
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The amount of gambling in WI bars is insane. Even the bartenders hop on the slots when it is slow. But pull tabs, meat raffles, shake of the day, sign ins, football squares are pervasive at every establishment.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Clitty Litter

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2021 12:01 pm

Joined: Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:00 pm
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denisdman wrote:

Very true, MANY times I have spent $20 and I haven't bought a drink yet. :lol:

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Clitty Litter

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2021 1:37 pm

Joined: Thu Jun 22, 2006 3:55 pm
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Hawg Ass wrote:

denisdman wrote:

Very true, MANY times I have spent $20 and I haven't bought a drink yet. :lol:

One of the places I frequent, the owner/bartender plays blackjack with one of the customers. My favorite thing is when he loses, he raids the slot machine for more cash to gamble. Circle of life.

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