What are yours? Or someone else's?

Personally, I feel like I lean on Sopranos/Seinfeld references, perhaps "too much".

Anyway, four dollars a pound.

Posting extremely good posts at a 100% win rate.

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Your Dunk rating is 99 million.

Now I'M not sure if it's the dunk I think it is. What a world.

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I've probably made two or three dozen good posts.

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I only start threads that are of no interest to anyone but me.

It's typically more of a writing exercise than conversation starter.

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You know me like that.

you provide weekly summaries of your fantasy football team's performance as well?

Every once in a while, I post a 300 word stream of consciousness sentence.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Only in the Confessional.

I've had to say so many Hail Marys for starting (Pro Bowl QB) Trubisky over the years...one of us is going to Heaven.

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You know me like that.

Don't go overestimating yourself there Chief

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Bad.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

The whole Papa was a Rolling Stone discussion ruined the song for me. So there's that.

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“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”- JD Vance
“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

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you are pretty great at drunk posting.

Ive started one thread I think.. It was about spotting a random golfer and his girlfriend (She was delightful, if cold) at a fine dining establishment during the John Deere Classic. I believe I was the only post in said thread. Now that's conversion starting.

My pattern is to try to hit as many of the keys in the wrong order possible on the touch screen of my phone. I'm wildly successful at it.

I’m sure you’re a fine typist but are you really saying you didn’t convert anyone?

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“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”- JD Vance
“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

Thanks man. That's so sweet.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I am magnificent with my consistently bad typing and not proof reading what I'm saying.

Yeah but have you ever eaten lunch at first base?

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“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”- JD Vance
“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

OK, good.

I wondered if that was just a phrase I didn't understand.

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You know me like that.

son of a..

I laugh a lot.

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Due to my work schedule, I get to post at off-hours, such as mid afternoon or wee hours of the morning. (But never at dusk).

I am often responding to an inebriated rodent or a billionaire from Kenilworth, when I can follow the typos and find a thread I give a rip about, both rare.

I miss the old days when early evening posting was almost as quick as the chat boards, with MANY people posting in multiple threads simultaneously, with rapier wit and tremendous comedic timing. I just watched.

awesome

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This is about the only forum I cuss on and I'll talk about things on here that I never would if my identity was known. A lot of times I will make a critical post and never return to the topic. I like to make a point and am not interested in reading what the poster's response is. The days of me arguing with people online are mostly over.

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.