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Tall Midget
 Post subject: Axe Recommendations?
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I'm in the market for a new axe to...fell some trees. ( :wink: )

Anyone out there have a favorite axe they'd like to recommend?

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Just axeing questions ?
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Tall Midget wrote:
I'm in the market for a new axe to...fell some trees. ( :wink: )

Anyone out there have a favorite axe they'd like to recommend?

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So I like to use Axe body spray... But I live in a black neighborhood, so it's really 'Ask body spray'

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Struggling with technology?

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So...no axe aficionados out there?

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Yeah, I figured you were looking for body spray advice.

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Tall Midget wrote:
So...no axe aficionados out there?


I'm partial to chainsaws.

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This is like a guy who survives a skydiving accident being like "Hey guys, any recs on parachutes?".

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:lol: maybe time to just hire someone to cut those trees my man

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aren't they all the same

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you need to be axinated.
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Tall Midget wrote:
I'm in the market for a new axe to...fell some trees. ( :wink: )

Anyone out there have a favorite axe they'd like to recommend?


Will you be listening to Huey Lewis and the news while you do this?
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get back to your roots with one of these bad boys

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Plenty of axes to grind to go around.
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aren't they all the same


You really are a girly man, aren't you?

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I remember thinking it would take a man 600 years to fell a tree with that thing. Old Midget did it in less than 20.

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This board is soft.

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Get yourself a tactical axe. I think I saw Chris Tanto Paronto hawking one that you can use to cut down trees, inflate your tires or as a safety whistle if a more capable man with a better axe attacks you.

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I’m very disappointed there isn’t an axe body spray pic.

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Estwing has a 26” campers axe that is light and balanced that is an absolutely great axe. Not sure how big the trees are that you are looking to take down but I do prefer a chainsaw for taking trees down.

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Estwing has a 26” campers axe that is light and balanced that is an absolutely great axe. Not sure how big the trees are that you are looking to take down but I do prefer a chainsaw for taking trees down.


Ix-nay on the ainsaw-chay.

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There is axe-ually an axe-throwing store/business/gathering place nearby, I just can't see enough demand for that, myself.

I suggest you smash up them tomato cages and forge a Damascus steel axe of your own.

Or, are you just looking for an excuse to grow the lumber-sexual beard?
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