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Drake LaRrieta

Post subject: When is someone an adult?

Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2021 6:28 pm

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In a world of prolonged adolescence when is someone truly an adult?

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Nas

Post subject: Re: When is someone an adult?

Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2021 6:39 pm

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Post subject: Re: When is someone an adult?

Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2021 7:30 pm

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1. No
2. No
3. No
4. No
5. I have no clue what that means.

So yes, age 40 sounds about right.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: When is someone an adult?

Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2021 7:36 pm

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There is no correct answer or set time. As with most things in life it varies depending on many things with each person. Some maybe an adult at 18. Some may not really be an adult until 30+

For me I think it happened at 19 when my father died and life slaps you in the face, and you don't really have a choice but to grow up or get ran over by life.

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Post subject: Re: When is someone an adult?

Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2021 7:41 pm

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My mom is 80 and just the other day remarked that there are still days she doesn’t feel like much of an adult.

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: When is someone an adult?

Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2021 8:08 pm

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Is this some libertarian lower the age of consent question?

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Post subject: Re: When is someone an adult?

Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2021 8:10 pm

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KDdidit wrote:

Is this some libertarian lower the age of consent question?

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Post subject: Re: When is someone an adult?

Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2021 8:12 pm

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KDdidit wrote:

Is this some libertarian lower the age of consent question?

Maybe FavreFan knows

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HawaiiYou

Post subject: Re: When is someone an adult?

Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2021 8:40 pm

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In the past I would have said when someone turned 18.

But these days with so much information thrown at people before they turn 18, probably when they start living on their own and learn to live life.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: When is someone an adult?

Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2021 8:40 pm

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Adult movie
Adult book
Adult ticket

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: When is someone an adult?

Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2021 1:28 am

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6. When you pay for your first hooker.

That's when I became an adult. Sadly, I passed out after the sex cuz I was drunk, and she stole my wallet with the remaining money. Stole my watch and my Jordan Nike shoes as well. But so what? I became an adult that day. :cheers:

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: When is someone an adult?

Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2021 2:38 am

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Well, I don't hate my parents
I don't get drunk just to spite them
I've got my own reasons to drink now
I think I'll call my dad up and invite him
I can sleep in till noon anytime I want
Though there's not many days that I do
Gotta get up and take on that world
When your an adult it's no cliche it's the truth
'Cause I'm an adult now
I'm an adult now
I've got the problems of an adult
On my head and on my shoulders
I'm an adult now
I can't even look at young girls anymore
People will think I'm some kind of pervert
Adult sex is either boring or dirty
Young people they can get away with murder
I don't write songs about girls anymore
I have to write songs about women
No more boy meets girl boy loses girl
More like man tries to understand what the hell went wrong
'Cause I'm an adult now
I'm an adult now
I've got the problems of an adult
On my head and on my shoulders
I'm an adult now
I'm an adult now
I'm an adult now
I can't take any more illicit drugs
I can't afford any artificial joy
I'd sure look like a fool dead in a ditch somewhere
With a mind full of chemicals
Like some cheese-eating high school boy
'Cause I'm an adult now
I'm an adult now
I've got the problems of an adult
On my head and on my shoulders
I'm an adult now
Sometimes my head hurts and sometimes my stomach hurts
And I guess it won't be long
'Fore I'm sitting in a room with a bunch
Of people whose necks and backs are aching
Whose sight and hearing's fading
Who just can't seem to get it up
Speaking of hearing, I can't take too much loud music
I mean I like to play it, but I sure don't like the racket
Noise, but I can't hear anything
Just guitars screaming, screaming, screaming
Some guy screaming in a leather jacket
Woah!
I'm an adult now
I'm an adult now
I've got the problems of an adult
On my head and on my shoulders
I'm an adult now

https://youtu.be/5cFUndoSmLM

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: When is someone an adult?

Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2021 9:14 am

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After their 4th DUI.

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: When is someone an adult?

Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2021 9:16 am

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Depends

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: When is someone an adult?

Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2021 2:33 pm

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A person becomes an adult when they realize for the first time that they have nobody to fall back on and ultimately must fend for themselves when it's all said and done, and does what must be done within the confines of the law to keep what is his and protect those who depend upon him for their safety and security.

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T-Bone

Post subject: Re: When is someone an adult?

Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2021 7:50 am

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Really hoping 2022 is the year for me.

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K Effective

Post subject: Re: When is someone an adult?

Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2021 6:28 pm

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Kip had the right answer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlN3oEjMpUQ

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: When is someone an adult?

Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2021 7:05 pm

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: When is someone an adult?

Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2021 7:39 pm

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40 is when most people feel on the decline of life so probably around then.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: When is someone an adult?

Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2021 8:03 pm

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Nardi wrote:

Depends

I think you’re an adult before then.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: When is someone an adult?

Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2021 8:58 pm

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T-Bone wrote:

Really hoping 2022 is the year for me.

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WaitingforRuffcorn

Post subject: Re: When is someone an adult?

Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2021 9:16 pm

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At 11 you can be a prolific car jacker these days. Depends on the person.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: When is someone an adult?

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2021 6:56 am

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The first time you drink coffee for three consecutive days. Not a fancy Starbucks drink. The stuff from a coffee pot.

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: When is someone an adult?

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2021 7:05 am

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W_Z wrote:

Nardi wrote:

Depends

I think you’re an adult before then.

Thanks W. I was losing patience and I almost had to pull a Dolphin and reply to myself.

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: When is someone an adult?

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2021 7:27 am

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Brick wrote:

The first time you drink coffee for three consecutive days. Not a fancy Starbucks drink. The stuff from a coffee pot.

Spot on. I'm not much of a coffee drinker, but I partook when both my sons were born, then after when there wasn't enough time in the day. Sniffing glue and trevor bauering hookers just wasn't appropriate anymore.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: When is someone an adult?

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2021 9:40 am

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When they start blaming their problems on "those people".

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Nas

Post subject: Re: When is someone an adult?

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2021 12:27 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

When they start blaming their problems on "those people".

I think 2 is kinda young.

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Scooter

Post subject: Re: When is someone an adult?

Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2021 8:10 pm

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RFDC wrote:

Correct. Sorry about your Dad.

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